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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2018, 11:40:58 AM »


Now THAT was some obscure shit right there.  I had to google that first quote then realized what the Wakanda reference was for.  Nice.

Talkin bout that GOAT.

This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2018, 11:46:02 AM »
We sure did enjoy that wunnerful man while we had him, didn't we?   :rainbow:

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2018, 02:26:17 PM »











He was priceless Photoshop fodder, but goddamned if he doesn't drag out the worst posters with the mere mention of his name.  Looking directly at you, wooisme.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2018, 02:33:40 PM »
He was priceless Photoshop fodder, but goddamned if he doesn't drag out the worst posters with the mere mention of his name.  Looking directly at you, wooisme.

Anyone who watches and re-watches "DEADWOOD" can't be all bad.  Right, cocksucker?   :stache:

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2018, 08:55:32 PM »
Houston Nutt is booty.

May he forever be restless in pieces.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2018, 09:10:17 PM »
Fuck Houston Nutt.

Someone else can, but yeah...


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2018, 02:08:15 AM »
Sadly, Hootie has won 3 Cotton Bowls, and the last time Arkansas won any Bowls of greater import were the Orange in '78 and the Cotton in '76.

You can't just make stuff up about how badly your parents treated you when you were fed, clothed, and pushed out of the nest at an appropriate age.


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2018, 03:32:08 AM »
It can be argued quite successfully that the 2012 Cotton Bowl was far more important than any of Hootie's.  But, carry on. 

2014 Bielema also thinks otherwise, though quite unsuccessfully.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2018, 08:34:19 AM »
Hooten got his pecker stroked this morning on Da Buzz.  Tommy and Klein saying how much he deserved to be in there, and they couldn't believe he wasn't already.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2018, 11:02:12 AM »
Well, it's hard for me to say I'm sorry.

sorry seems to be the hardest word.


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2018, 11:06:26 AM »
Do you think he’s had a Cotton Bowl hall of fame ring made yet?


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2018, 11:12:50 PM »
What?

DOES HE..... LOOK..... LIKE A BITCH!?


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2018, 01:36:43 PM »
DOES HE..... LOOK..... LIKE A BITCH!?


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2018, 03:03:39 PM »
Fuck Houston Nutt.

this is still the only acceptable response.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2018, 05:41:10 PM »
sorry seems to be the hardest word.
It's a cold word. No matter how you say it...

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2018, 12:43:03 AM »
It can be argued quite successfully that the 2012 Cotton Bowl was far more important than any of Hootie's.  But, carry on. 

2014 Bielema also thinks otherwise, though quite unsuccessfully.

It could be argued, but when two teams both feel disrespected, the outcome is a coin toss.  Arkansas got beat down so badly that year that beating K-State was almost anti-climactic, even though K-State thought it was the disrespected team.

I was including the Ole Miss comeback against Texas Tech and all the lovers of the spread and throwing on every down.  Perhaps I wasn't clear.

Were you alive when Hootie beat the Whorns in the Cotton Bowl?

For a 15 year period of time, HDN was a Top 25 coach, easy.  Maybe the game left him behind, but mostly it was because Sports Illustrated was reporting on the Peyton Place of NWA Arkansas politics.

People who obsessed over HDN's text messages were no different than the turds who obsessed over HRC's e-mails.

As a result, we later had two fun years under Petrino (after a disastrous and a mediocre year), and we have appeared in zero SEC championship games and won zero SEC West titles.

But hey, we've got the winning formula now.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2018, 12:55:49 AM »
It could be argued, but when two teams both feel disrespected, the outcome is a coin toss.  Arkansas got beat down so badly that year that beating K-State was almost anti-climactic, even though K-State thought it was the disrespected team.

I was including the Ole Miss comeback against Texas Tech and all the lovers of the spread and throwing on every down.  Perhaps I wasn't clear.

Were you alive when Hootie beat the Whorns in the Cotton Bowl?

For a 15 year period of time, HDN was a Top 25 coach, easy.  Maybe the game left him behind, but mostly it was because Sports Illustrated was reporting on the Peyton Place of NWA Arkansas politics.

People who obsessed over HDN's text messages were no different than the turds who obsessed over HRC's e-mails.

As a result, we later had two fun years under Petrino (after a disastrous and a mediocre year), and we have appeared in zero SEC championship games and won zero SEC West titles.

But hey, we've got the winning formula now.

I was reaaaaalllly hoping Theresa would show up.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2018, 04:51:52 AM »



People who obsessed over HDN's text messages were no different than the turds who obsessed over HRC's e-mails.

What the hell does HawgRockCafe's emails got to do with Houston Nutt?


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2018, 06:32:10 AM »
I was reaaaaalllly hoping Theresa would show up.

Imagine if a LR physical therapist worked on your brain injured brother long enough to get the real story!

Gus and Mitch were c-nts, and all you need to know that is to read "Year of the Dog."

What the NW Arkansas folks did to those boys was child abuse, which explains why they take up for their mommas and daddies tot his day.


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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2018, 03:59:35 PM »
Imagine if a LR physical therapist worked on your brain injured brother long enough to get the real story!

Gus and Mitch were c-nts, and all you need to know that is to read "Year of the Dog."

What the NW Arkansas folks did to those boys was child abuse, which explains why they take up for their mommas and daddies tot his day.

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Re: Try not to look at this pic and :puke: RE: Houston Nutt.
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2018, 05:30:47 PM »


For a 15 year period of time, HDN was a Top 25 coach, easy.  Maybe the game left him behind, but mostly it was because Sports Illustrated was reporting on the Peyton Place of NWA Arkansas politics.

People who obsessed over HDN's text messages were no different than the turds who obsessed over HRC's e-mails.

As a result, we later had two fun years under Petrino (after a disastrous and a mediocre year), and we have appeared in zero SEC championship games and won zero SEC West titles.

But hey, we've got the winning formula now.

Get the fuck off this board.

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