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Offline flash23

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2018, 01:07:18 PM »
I'm too young to know the SWC, but my dad did instill a hate for Texas in me. My hate for them has waned and A&M has replaced them. I grew up in Texarkana and knew plenty of Texas fans. Up until A&M joined the SEC, I had never met a diehard aggie, or really ever saw anyone with aggie shirts, hats, stickers on cars, etc. Now that they're in the SEC, I see them everywhere. Back home, here in Central Arkansas, everywhere, acting like they've always been out of the closet and proud of it. My first experience with them was the first game in Jerryworld and I've hated them ever since.

But fuck Texas for today. :notexas:


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2018, 02:34:30 PM »
I find it helps to make a list of things to like/dislike about Texas.  I've been working on mine for the last couple of hours.

Pros                                            Cons
A few friendly people                 A lot of self-righteous assholes
Plenty of sunshine                      Feels like being burned at the stake
Austin music scene                     The rest of the fucking state
Proud sports history                  Underachieves worse than Santa Ana
                                                     Fuck them
                                                     Fuck them again, only with more anger

Their stake is ok, I guess, but that Ana bitch been on my last nerve.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2018, 06:38:21 PM »
The older I get, the more it seems like Santa underachieves


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2018, 08:58:04 PM »
I'm too young to know the SWC, but my dad did instill a hate for Texas in me. My hate for them has waned and A&M has replaced them. I grew up in Texarkana and knew plenty of Texas fans. Up until A&M joined the SEC, I had never met a diehard aggie, or really ever saw anyone with aggie shirts, hats, stickers on cars, etc. Now that they're in the SEC, I see them everywhere. Back home, here in Central Arkansas, everywhere, acting like they've always been out of the closet and proud of it. My first experience with them was the first game in Jerryworld and I've hated them ever since.

But fuck Texas for today. :notexas:

I went to the first few games against ATM in Jerryworld.  I talked to a number of their fans before that first game and it was funny because they were so confident that they were going to win.  Of course, that did not happen. 

 :D

this is the least give a shit football season i can remember.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2018, 12:06:05 AM »
Last football game against Texas:  31-7

Last basketball game against Texas: 77-74

Last 3 baseball games against Texas: 31-14

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2018, 12:11:41 AM »
I know it's football but it's still a classic....



And there's also this:

You know that's fake, right?

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2018, 12:38:55 AM »
You know that's fake, right?
Don’t care.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #57 on: June 18, 2018, 08:35:30 AM »
Soooooo...... We beat the team that always thinks they are the best team in Texass and now we get to play the team that may be the best team in Texass.  Go HOGS!


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #58 on: June 18, 2018, 08:43:58 AM »
You know that's fake, right?
Yes I know it's fake. I also know who created it a few days after the game in 2003. And I know little Wally had a little fit about it. It's still awesome.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #59 on: June 18, 2018, 10:08:30 AM »
Yes I know it's fake. I also know who created it a few days after the game in 2003. And I know little Wally had a little fit about it. It's still awesome.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #60 on: June 18, 2018, 04:37:58 PM »
I find it helps to make a list of things to like/dislike about Texas.  I've been working on mine for the last couple of hours.

Pros                                            Cons
A few friendly people                 A lot of self-righteous assholes
Plenty of sunshine                      Feels like being burned at the stake
Austin music scene                     The rest of the fucking state
Proud sports history                  Underachieves worse than Santa Ana
                                                     Fuck them
                                                     Fuck them again, only with more anger
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dont forget their fans willingness to abandon hope and leave ameritrade park, when horns are only down 3 runs in the 5th inning, conceding a loss, rather than wait out a rain delay to root for a comeback.

i am grateful for such spineless fucks


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #61 on: June 18, 2018, 08:27:25 PM »
I'm too young to know the SWC, but my dad did instill a hate for Texas in me. My hate for them has waned and A&M has replaced them. I grew up in Texarkana and knew plenty of Texas fans. Up until A&M joined the SEC, I had never met a diehard aggie, or really ever saw anyone with aggie shirts, hats, stickers on cars, etc. Now that they're in the SEC, I see them everywhere. Back home, here in Central Arkansas, everywhere, acting like they've always been out of the closet and proud of it. My first experience with them was the first game in Jerryworld and I've hated them ever since.

But fuck Texas for today. :notexas:

I think there's a sliding scale on Texas hatred. As a general rule, everyone outside of Texas hates them on basic principles.

But a dying breed of Razorback fans are entitled to take that hatred to a higher level. Full disclosure: I am in the highest level attainable.

Those of us who were present at or watched the 1969 Big Shootout on TV are entitled to the highest level of hatred possible. This is an elite group that will someday die off completely but for now, we take pride in our hatred.

Next come those who don't remember the Shootout but remember the Hog's days in the SWC. There is no shame in being in this group. The separation between your hatred and the upper tier is minimal.

There are those who have no memory of the SWC days, but have relatives/friends who do and carry the tradition forward. You are important in never letting others outside of Texas become fans.

Finally, those who know nothing about the Razorbacks, but hate Texas on general principles. Your contribution is no less important than those of us who hope our hate will not be lost, but carried on through generations to come.

Never lose the hate.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #62 on: June 18, 2018, 08:47:12 PM »
Embrace the Hate


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #63 on: June 18, 2018, 09:21:44 PM »
If you are a true Razorback, you hate Texas. Embrace the hatred.

They are nothing more than self entitled assholes who thinks their shit doesn’t stink, but their farts give them away.

They’re all a bunch of uppity mother fuckers that deserve every ass whooping they get. And I’m very happy that we gave them the last one.

Texass can suck it.

Our founding fathers would have been shooting by now.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #64 on: June 18, 2018, 10:39:28 PM »
 :notexas:


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #65 on: June 19, 2018, 12:16:26 AM »
Who is the mullet mouth-breather on the side

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #66 on: June 19, 2018, 07:44:10 AM »
Who is the mullet mouth-breather on the side
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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #67 on: June 19, 2018, 07:59:18 AM »
My wife grew up a Memphis State fan as her dad is in the HOF there. She knew nothing of the Texass hatred until she married me and I filled her in on the history. Now, she doesn't even want to drive through the the state of Texass. She learned the horns down signal. She hates everything burnt orange. Every time she eats a steak, she hopes it is Bevo so she can shit it out later. She changed the words of The Eyes of Texass to The Ass of Texass. The o lay time she uses profanity is when she screams "Fuck Texass!" She is a keeper.....

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #68 on: June 19, 2018, 08:05:19 AM »
pics?    :stache:


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #69 on: June 19, 2018, 08:14:11 AM »
My wife grew up a Memphis State fan as her dad is in the HOF there. She knew nothing of the Texass hatred until she married me and I filled her in on the history. Now, she doesn't even want to drive through the the state of Texass. She learned the horns down signal. She hates everything burnt orange. Every time she eats a steak, she hopes it is Bevo so she can shit it out later. She changed the words of The Eyes of Texass to The Ass of Texass. The o lay time she uses profanity is when she screams "Fuck Texass!" She is a keeper.....

like you have a lot of choices...burnt orange is not a good look on anyone. :notexas:


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2018, 08:17:39 AM »
pics?    :stache:
All I have are nudes and I am not posting those on here for you degenerates.  :haironfire:

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #71 on: June 19, 2018, 09:25:33 AM »
 :borat:

All I have are nudes and I am not posting those on here for you degenerates.  :haironfire:


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #72 on: June 19, 2018, 10:40:12 AM »
All I have are nudes and I am not posting those on here for you degenerates.  :haironfire:

Is it ok if I do?

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #73 on: June 19, 2018, 10:42:25 AM »
like you have a lot of choices...burnt orange is not a good look on anyone. :notexas:

Why is your truck burnt orange?


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #74 on: June 19, 2018, 10:51:19 AM »
Is it ok if I do?
I don't think anyone wants to see nudes of you, but go ahead.  :borat:

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....