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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2018, 08:02:49 PM »
fuck texas, fuck them all.  nah, that's too kind.  kill 'em all and let god sort them out.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2018, 08:13:46 PM »
One of the worst displays of unsportsmanship that I have evar seen.

What was really funny to me was talking to some of their fans after that and hearing the tortured explanations and pretzel logic they used to try to justify that behavior.  My only response to that was “That is why everybody else dislikes you and thinks you are arrogant jerk”. They didn’t like that either.

On a funnier note, I got the chance to go to Game 3 of the World Series in Arlington in 2011. Walked by wearing my Cardinals jersey and started getting verbally abused by a group of drunken burnt-orange clad clowns. Promptly threw a :notexas: at them and they literally went insane. I heard no coherent sentences after that, just a lot of frothing-at-the-mouth hysteria. I walked away with an ear-to-ear grin. :D


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2018, 10:22:26 PM »
 :thumbup: +   :thumbdown::notexas:

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2018, 07:11:35 AM »
What was really funny to me was talking to some of their fans after that and hearing the tortured explanations and pretzel logic they used to try to justify that behavior.  My only response to that was “That is why everybody else dislikes you and thinks you are arrogant jerk”. They didn’t like that either.

On a funnier note, I got the chance to go to Game 3 of the World Series in Arlington in 2011. Walked by wearing my Cardinals jersey and started getting verbally abused by a group of drunken burnt-orange clad clowns. Promptly threw a :notexas: at them and they literally went insane. I heard no coherent sentences after that, just a lot of frothing-at-the-mouth hysteria. I walked away with an ear-to-ear grin. :D

I don’t understand their reaction to the  :notexas:, other fans have been doing that for years and years. It’s only been recently that ut people have gotten so upset about it. I honestly don’t see what
the big deal is.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2018, 07:13:28 AM »
:thumbup: +   :thumbdown::notexas:

Looks to me like John Elway was the 'roid rocket's backdoor man.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2018, 12:02:53 PM »
I don’t understand their reaction to the  :notexas:, other fans have been doing that for years and years. It’s only been recently that ut people have gotten so upset about it. I honestly don’t see what
the big deal is.
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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2018, 01:00:09 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2018, 04:59:40 PM »
Looks to me like John Elway was the 'roid rocket's backdoor man.

Have you seen Roger's wife?  This kid got the worst of both of their features.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2018, 06:40:49 PM »
DEUS VULT

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2018, 05:28:17 PM »
“I think Texans are a little frightened and very tender in their feelings, and these qualities cause boasting, arrogance, and noisy complacency-the outlets of shy children.”

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2018, 12:21:09 AM »
Looks to me like John Elway was the 'roid rocket's backdoor man.

Those Chiclets do look familiar.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2018, 02:03:00 PM »
I drove down to the Dallas area Thursday night for a long weekend.  I’ve worn a different Razorback shirt each day.  We all do what we can.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2018, 02:30:17 PM »
I dislike Texas more than the average non-SEC team... :notexas:

This is going to be a great 4 years and possibly 8.  The amount of butthurt from the left is already at glorious levels.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2018, 03:07:58 PM »
God, I hope we drub these fuckers. All we will hear about is their 36 trips to the CWS and that douche they have playing for them. Fuck Texass can't be said enough.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2018, 09:53:37 PM »
Fuck Texas.

Mother fuck those mother fucking mother fuckers.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2018, 10:18:13 PM »
Fuck Texas.

Mother fuck those mother fucking mother fuckers.

Fuckin a.

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2018, 08:18:24 AM »
It's game day! 

And Texas still sucks.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2018, 09:44:59 AM »

I'm learning a lot about sports from reading this board.
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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2018, 11:59:18 AM »
I wish I'd been born earlier, I feel like I have more Texas hate to give, missed out on the SWC, well I technically got the last 5 years in.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2018, 12:02:20 PM »
I wish I'd been born earlier, I feel like I have more Texas hate to give, missed out on the SWC, well I technically got the last 5 years in.
Just live in Texass for a couple years, you will catch up real quick.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2018, 12:10:36 PM »
i fucking hate texas with the burning passion of a thousand suns.  please dear little 8lb 6 oz sweet baby jesus let us beat these fucks today.  ye though i walk through valley of the shadow of longhorns, i fear no fucktards from texas. 

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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2018, 12:33:18 PM »
Just live in Texass for a couple years, you will catch up real quick.

Or just figure it out over the next three hours or so. 


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2018, 12:52:12 PM »
Or just figure it out over the next three hours or so.

Well yeah, that would work in a pinch.


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Re: Avoid the Rush, Hate Texas Early
« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2018, 12:57:24 PM »
Or just figure it out over the next three hours or so.

I find it helps to make a list of things to like/dislike about Texas.  I've been working on mine for the last couple of hours.

Pros                                            Cons
A few friendly people                 A lot of self-righteous assholes
Plenty of sunshine                      Feels like being burned at the stake
Austin music scene                     The rest of the fucking state
Proud sports history                  Underachieves worse than Santa Ana
                                                     Fuck them
                                                     Fuck them again, only with more anger