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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2018, 01:16:42 PM »
Oh...it gets weirder.  Just wait until he starts flirting back.

What do you think all that death talk was?

This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2018, 01:38:36 PM »
What do you think all that death talk was?

So when are you and BoarBidet getting married?

Don’t schedule it for the weekend of a Razorback football game. 

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2018, 01:52:54 PM »
So when are you and BoarBidet getting married?

Don’t schedule it for the weekend of a Razorback football game.

right after the lunch lady and sloppy joe.  and you never schedule a fall wedding, because your anniversary will eventually be on a football weekend.

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2018, 03:47:40 PM »
right after the lunch lady and sloppy joe.  and you never schedule a fall wedding, because your anniversary will eventually be on a football weekend.
Unless you marry a girl who wants to go to the games for your anniversary each year.

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2018, 05:19:06 PM »
Unless you marry a girl who wants to go to the games for your anniversary each year.

that sounds like a trap to get a man to agree to a fall wedding

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2018, 05:29:38 PM »
that sounds like a trap to get a man to agree to a fall wedding

Anyone woman who does that derserves to spend her wedding anniversary alone.

Hmmm...  Apparently, I've eaten a bunch of monkey dicks.

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2018, 06:41:59 PM »
Anyone woman who does that derserves to spend her wedding anniversary alone.

What if anytwo women do that?


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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2018, 07:48:22 PM »
What if anytwo women do that?

Sounds like something a couple of pussies would do.

Hmmm...  Apparently, I've eaten a bunch of monkey dicks.

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2018, 07:54:59 PM »
This is similar to my favorite kind of slaw. So good with BBQ.

https://theblondcook.com/marinated-coleslaw/
Damn, nice. I might share my drink recipe for Darren McFaded.


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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #60 on: July 14, 2018, 10:35:21 AM »
If arkanslaw shows up and doesn’t bring music, the tailgate gear and beer I’m going to be pissed


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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2018, 11:45:29 AM »
And loose women for the team.

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Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2018, 05:05:13 PM »
that sounds like a trap to get a man to agree to a fall wedding
Its worked out quite well for me for the last 14 years. We got married late afternoon on day of the 7OT game at UK and had the game on at our open bar at the reception.

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Re: Woo Pig Colorado
« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2018, 09:03:41 PM »
If arkanslaw shows up and doesn’t bring music, the tailgate gear and beer I’m going to be pissed

Fuck that, what about the weed???