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Perpetual NFL Thread
« on: August 09, 2018, 10:55:38 AM »
With 12 games tonight we're kicking off the season.  My predictions:

NFC
East:  Phllly
West: Rams
North: Vikes
South:  Saints
WC: Packers
WC: Falcons

Rams over Philly

AFC
East:  Pats
South: Jags
North:  Steelers
West:  Chargers
WC:  Titans
WC:  Texans

Pats over Chargers

Pats over Rams

Worst team:  Arizona



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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2018, 11:18:59 AM »
Vikings finally win it all.


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2018, 02:21:46 PM »
NFC West:
Rams
Seahawks
49ers
Cardinals

NFC South
Saints
Falcons

Panthers
Bucs

NFC North
Vikings
Packers
Lions
Bears

NFC East
Eagles
Cowboys

Giants
Redskins

AFC West
Raiders
Chargers

Chiefs
Broncos

AFC South
Texans
Jaguars
Colts
Titans

AFC North:
Steelers
Ravens
Browns
Bengals

AFC East
Patriots
Bills
Dolphins
Jets

Saints over Rams
Patriots over Texans

Saints over Patriots

Worst team:  Jets

Not just being a homer, but this is the best team Payton has had in NO.  Completely solid with depth everywhere but TE.  Better defense than 2006 or 2010.  Five starters and two players off the two-deep return from 2017 IR for a team that was a miracle play away from the NFC title game.  Rookie Marcus Davenport looks to be the bookend rusher that Cam Jordan has needed his entire career.  I am doing a full fledged cannonball into the Kool-Aid.

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2018, 02:23:23 PM »
BTW, look for Jonathan Williams trying to make the roster for the Saints tonight.


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2018, 02:45:42 PM »
NFC West:
Rams
Seahawks
49ers
Cardinals

NFC South
Saints
Falcons

Panthers
Bucs

NFC North
Vikings
Packers
Lions
Bears

NFC East
Eagles
Cowboys

Giants
Redskins

AFC West
Raiders
Chargers

Chiefs
Broncos

AFC South
Texans
Jaguars
Colts
Titans

AFC East
Patriots
Bills
Dolphins
Jets

Saints over Rams
Patriots over Texans

Saints over Patriots

Worst team:  Jets

Not just being a homer, but this is the best team Payton has had in NO.  Completely solid with depth everywhere but TE.  Better defense than 2006 or 2010.  Five starters and two players off the two-deep return from 2017 IR from a team that a miracle play away from the NFC title game.  Rookie Marcus Davenport looks to be the bookend rusher that Cam Jordan has needed his entire career.  I am doing a full fledged cannonball into the Kool-Aid.

AFC North?


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2018, 02:56:09 PM »
AFC North?
This is why you shouldn't try to do this at work.  Edited, with Steelers winning division and Chiefs out of the PO.


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2018, 04:03:46 PM »
Every year I make predictions in this thread and end up being very badly wrong so this year I'm picking the Browns to win it all.

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2018, 04:07:45 PM »
Not saying shit this year.  You guys will just have to find out when it happens.

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2018, 06:17:21 PM »
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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2018, 07:21:39 PM »
Not saying shit this year.  You guys will just have to find out when it happens.

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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2018, 08:42:20 PM »
We got you down for Steelers 19-0 win the world championship.  You're thinking it; just wont say it

#thisyear

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2018, 09:55:02 PM »
brandon allen gets some 4th quarter time and goes 10/15 and throws for the rams only score

jwill gets a few carries and scores a td


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2018, 10:16:33 AM »
Jonathan Williams does what he does.  4 rushes, 26 yds with a TD after running through tacklers at the goal line.  He looked good last night.


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2018, 10:58:01 AM »


I'm a day late on this, but I predict some players will kneel during the anthem and Trump will wear out his fingers with angry tweets about it. 

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2018, 12:50:43 PM »
Two interesting NFL notes I heard on my drive earlier.

1. Ed Hochuli will be 68 this year (I would have guessed 60)

2. The meaningless preseason HOF game drew more viewers than every single tv show on this summer, with the exception of 2 single episodes.

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2018, 01:01:50 PM »
Jonathan Williams does what he does.  4 rushes, 26 yds with a TD after running through tacklers at the goal line.  He looked good last night.

That kind of thing doesn’t work in the nfl

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2018, 01:57:41 PM »
Two interesting NFL notes I heard on my drive earlier.

1. Ed Hochuli will be 68 this year (I would have guessed 60)

2. The meaningless preseason HOF game drew more viewers than every single tv show on this summer, with the exception of 2 single episodes.

Now you know why networks pay so much for NFL games. Nothing else is close. 

Last night in DFW the Cowboy first preseason game started at 9.  It peaked at 15.2, and at midnight pilled a 7.2 watching scrubs who will be sacking groceries in a couple weeks.  No primetime show came close to a 7.2. 

there are idiots in social media ready to throw away the season because they gave up a 4th quarter lead, eventhough Dak looked sharp and and the 1D was strong.  Dude it doesn't count; its about individual pler eval.


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2018, 02:24:35 PM »
Now you know why networks pay so much for NFL games. Nothing else is close. 

Last night in DFW the Cowboy first preseason game started at 9.  It peaked at 15.2, and at midnight pilled a 7.2 watching scrubs who will be sacking groceries in a couple weeks.  No primetime show came close to a 7.2. 

there are idiots in social media ready to throw away the season because they gave up a 4th quarter lead, eventhough Dak looked sharp and and the 1D was strong.  Dude it doesn't count; its about individual pler eval.

I always try to explain to people who don’t understand how I can be such a fanatic about football, watch every game televised for months, but NEVER watch preseason NFL...

I don’t give a shit abot pros playing a game where the outcome means nothing to anyone anywhere, and where 75% of the game is a personnel evaluation. 

The team gave up a 20 point lead?!?!? Wow, what a huge effect this wll have in the 0 situations where it matters to anyone anywhere.

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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2018, 03:25:08 PM »
I always try to explain to people who don’t understand how I can be such a fanatic about football, watch every game televised for months, but NEVER watch preseason NFL...

I don’t give a shit abot pros playing a game where the outcome means nothing to anyone anywhere, and where 75% of the game is a personnel evaluation. 

The team gave up a 20 point lead?!?!? Wow, what a huge effect this wll have in the 0 situations where it matters to anyone anywhere.

I do watch the Dallas preseason games but to me it is like watching a scrimmage, which is what I would rather see rather than these sorry excuses for games.  The league has charged full rip for these games since the beginning of time and will not give it up.

Anyway, I only like watching specific players and seeing some of the UDFAs and low picks actually making a run on the roster.  The only part that is like a game is the 1s vs 1s.  Last night that was 1 series.


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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2018, 03:31:21 PM »
I do watch the Dallas preseason games but to me it is like watching a scrimmage, which is what I would rather see rather than these sorry excuses for games.  The league has charged full rip for these games since the beginning of time and will not give it up.

Anyway, I only like watching specific players and seeing some of the UDFAs and low picks actually making a run on the roster.  The only part that is like a game is the 1s vs 1s.  Last night that was 1 series.


I saw that the Cowboys were playing, but I pretty much never watch preseason games.  I watched the Edmonton-BC game instead until I fell asleep.  At least it was a regular-season game. 

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2018, 10:08:08 PM »
If Beth Mowins is calling the Raider game on the NFL network, does that mean I don’t have to listen to her on ESPN?

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2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2018, 01:15:29 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2018, 08:22:52 AM »
watching sportscenter compare the rookie qb's first preseason games.  rosen looked like shit.  mayfield played the best by far; the browns actually seem to have made a good draft choice in the face of all prognosticators, and the taylor trade was a pretty good move.  the browns appear to be set at the qb position.  preseason means jackshit though.  damien woody thinks darnold will be the first to start, but that has more to do with the jets' qb roster.

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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2018, 08:36:23 AM »
watching sportscenter compare the rookie qb's first preseason games.  rosen looked like shit.  mayfield played the best by far; the browns actually seem to have made a good draft choice in the face of all prognosticators, and the taylor trade was a pretty good move.  the browns appear to be set at the qb position.  preseason means jackshit though.  damien woody thinks darnold will be the first to start, but that has more to do with the jets' qb roster.
Darnold looked real good.

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Re: 2018 NFL Predictions and Season Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2018, 08:46:15 AM »
Really no point in judging these rookie QBs at all until after the 3rd preseason game against first team D’s for a few series.  I remember thinking Ryan Kelly was going to be an NFL starter.