Perpetual NFL Thread

[mde114]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1530341846278365185

Good for him.

[Buffinator]

Robert Walton bought the Broncos for $4.5 billion.  That's a lot of money.

Gonna be a great fan experience with everything at the concession stand is replaced with Great Value brands.

[Cerdo]

My ex wife, who knows nothing about sports, asked me if they would be moving the Broncos to NWA.
I'm so mad at myself for not responding yes and making up a story about them tearing down Wilson Park to build the Fayetteville Bronco Dome. 

[TexZilla]

Robert Walton bought the Broncos for $4.5 billion.  That's a lot of money.

Gonna be a great fan experience with everything at the concession stand is replaced with Great Value brands.

It's the Ol' Roy hot dogs that will be the big hit.

[VegasHog]

i could have sworn a-aron donald was going to retire.

instead he becomes the highest paid non qb in the league.

[TexZilla]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/06/carolina-panthers-hire-nfls-first-transgender-cheerleader/

For all you panthers fans.  First they still ain’t got a QB.  Then Tepler bankrupts the company building the new stadium/practice facility project.  Now they got a bald dude lady cheerleader.

[cchog]

https://nypost.com/2022/06/06/carolina-panthers-hire-nfls-first-transgender-cheerleader/

For all you panthers fans.  First they still ain’t got a QB.  Then Tepler bankrupts the company building the new stadium/practice facility project.  Now they got a bald dude lady cheerleader.

#WINNING 

[Thin Red Swine]

My ex wife, who knows nothing about sports, asked me if they would be moving the Broncos to NWA.
I'm so mad at myself for not responding yes and making up a story about them tearing down Wilson Park to build the Fayetteville Bronco Dome.

And changing the name to Razorbroncs.   

[TexZilla]

And changing the name to Razorbroncs.

New jerseys supplied by George

[Animal]

Del Rio fined 100k for his comparison of riots stemming from George Floyd death to that of Jan 6th "attacks".

The Deadskins put out a statement saying that last night's hearing clearly shows how they were different.

[DrMongoose]

Del Rio fined 100k for his comparison of riots stemming from George Floyd death to that of Jan 6th "attacks".

The Deadskins put out a statement saying that last night's hearing clearly shows how they were different.

Every time that team is mentioned I think "Commadoes" not Commanders

[DrMongoose]

really? did he just say that? I think he did.   

https://twitter.com/chiefshive/status/1535444949113577473?s=20&t=tvGLgRw7VMcHLV_SPmGaOA

[Law_Hawg]

Twitter thread about how John Elway apparently turned down an offer from Pat Bowlen in the late ‘90s that would’ve given Elway 20% ownership of the team for $36 million.  Had Elway accepted and gained an equity interest in the team, he would’ve made about $900 million off the recent sale to Rob Walton.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AndrewPetcash/status/1535985231332786176

[Sliver72]

Man, Burks ain't looking too good at these mini camps they're having in Music City.

[Animal]

Man, Burks ain't looking too good at these mini camps they're having in Music City.

Out of shape because of Asthma? Or is there more to the story?

[hogsrunwild]

Certain people on twitter will assure you that the white devil pussy ruined him. 

[Sliver72]

Out of shape because of Asthma? Or is there more to the story?

Well, it started out as Asthma...but the last headline I read was that he was not practicing or doing camp stuff at all..he and another player. I didn't want to read it. I've read too many articles about his shortcomings so far in the league. Seems like someone or something is figuratively shitting all on him. I hope it turns out to be a big nothingburger when the season starts, but you know just as well as I do that once something gets latched onto when it comes to a player's health, that shit follows them around like a bad fart at a wedding reception.

[Animal]

Well, it started out as Asthma...but the last headline I read was that he was not practicing or doing camp stuff at all..he and another player. I didn't want to read it. I've read too many articles about his shortcomings so far in the league. Seems like someone or something is figuratively shitting all on him. I hope it turns out to be a big nothingburger when the season starts, but you know just as well as I do that once something gets latched onto when it comes to a player's health, that shit follows them around like a bad fart at a wedding reception.

I don't imagine he's the first ever player in the league with asthma, surely the trainers will know how to get him right and manage him. Burks I'm going to guess marches to the beat of his own drum...like Matt Jones a bit. He's also got those connotations toward conservative values...killing shit with his bare hands that sort of thing. He's a mans man in a world that's quickly gone the opposite direction. These douche bag writers probably don't know how to take him.

[TexZilla]

I don't imagine he's the first ever player in the league with asthma, surely the trainers will know how to get him right and manage him. Burks I'm going to guess marches to the beat of his own drum...like Matt Jones a bit. He's also got those connotations toward conservative values...killing shit with his bare hands that sort of thing. He's a mans man in a world that's quickly gone the opposite direction. These douche bag writers probably don't know how to take him.

What does that have to do with the fact he’s not on the field in OTAs?  He needs to figure it out and get with the program.  Titans spent a 1 for him and traded their best W/R for him.  They have no interest in making him look bad.  A bunch of media folks loved him predraft.

Jeez are we going to have the Matt Jones conspiracy bullshit again?  It’s the NFL if you can play you play.  It’s really bad for a rookie to not be on the field.

[Animal]

What does that have to do with the fact he’s not on the field in OTAs?  He needs to figure it out and get with the program.  Titans spent a 1 for him and traded their best W/R for him.  They have no interest in making him look bad.  A bunch of media folks loved him predraft.

Jeez are we going to have the Matt Jones conspiracy bullshit again?  It’s the NFL if you can play you play.  It’s really bad for a rookie to not be on the field.

I mainly think fans are just freaking out over nothing. Go google some articles and read fan reactions. Holy shit people calm your tits. Burks didn't get lazy as fuck over night so I'm going to assume there may be more going on. Did the Titans not know about his condition? It was implied by our staff in years past that Burks "could be in better shape, that hog killin didn't equate to football shape"...something like that. Oh and both he and Matt Jones are comparable in that they were high draft picks, once-a-generation talents, freak athletes. So go JEEZ all you want.

[papermill]

I am hoping he flounders enough to eventually be cut and then be redeemed in cool Green Bay.  I still won't watch much, but look at highlights sometimes.

[hogfan58]

I am hoping he flounders enough to eventually be cut and then be redeemed in cool Green Bay.  I still won't watch much, but look at highlights sometimes.

Green Bay in the summer isn't is great as you might think. This week it's been in the 90's with the heat index in the 100's. People up here can't handle it. That being said, in the mornings it's in the 50's.

[TexZilla]

I am hoping he flounders enough to eventually be cut and then be redeemed in cool Green Bay.  I still won't watch much, but look at highlights sometimes.

A 1 getting cut with a guaranteed contract means he's a momentous bust and will have a challenge hooking up elsewhere.  you should be hoping he gets healthy and on the field learning this offense and getting the trust of his QB.  Most college WRs have issues with the complexities of the NFL game and its many route trees; rookie practice time is crucial.I want Treylon to be the beast we hoped he'd be.

[Buffinator]

US Open Tennis’s twitter account is going scorched earth on some poor Seachickens fan

https://twitter.com/usopen/status/1543302483241566214?s=21&t=PsJiNXyyS_TLPPa9Ft1sgQ

[Buffinator]

Browns trade Mayfield to the Panthers for a conditional 2024 5th round pick.