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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8000 on: January 19, 2022, 11:14:10 PM »
My God Fat Mike was a blithering idiot at his season end presser.  He can’t seem to take blame or responsibility for anything.  Where is Jack Ruby when you need him?
What will Jerry do when Quinn gets offered a HC job?
Is that when he axes McCarthey? Does it depend on which team offers Quinn?

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8001 on: January 20, 2022, 12:27:33 AM »

I just picked the largest city in the USA without an NFL team. 

San Diego Dolphins would work.
San Antonio would be the largest then San Diego.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8002 on: January 20, 2022, 06:21:15 AM »
San Antonio would be the largest then San Diego.


Scroll back up a bit.  I used San Antonio first.  Then threw in San Diego after his comment.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8003 on: January 20, 2022, 11:18:14 AM »
What will Jerry do when Quinn gets offered a HC job?
Is that when he axes McCarthey? Does it depend on which team offers Quinn?

Supposedly Quinn is on his way to Denver as HC but would stay if Jerry wants him as HC here.

Nobody is sure if McCarthy gets axed yet.  Jerry still wants Payton back.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8004 on: January 21, 2022, 07:48:06 PM »

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« Reply #8005 on: January 21, 2022, 07:49:24 PM »
Jerry is pissed, embarrassed, frustrated.  Personnel gave the coaches the best talent in years and they screwed the pooch. 

On the radio this morning jerry did not endorse McCarthy, and instead said he was evaluating the coaches and process.  I think he will get more pissed off this weekend.  And next.  He doesn’t want the embarrassment of towing McCarthy around LA Super bowl weekend like a old worn out hooker.

They already have curtains they use for concerts.   

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8006 on: January 22, 2022, 06:44:50 AM »

This is a terribly stupid design flaw.

https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1484586486578221062

Jerry is an idiot. Both he and his wife like how it looks when the sun shines thru the windows. Just like why the roof is never open, even when the temps are in the 60s or 70's. It's because the glare of the sun messes with the giant screens. But looking good is better than winning, except when you don't.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8007 on: January 22, 2022, 11:53:54 AM »

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.   -Thomas de Mahy, Marquis de Favras, upon reading his death warrant.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8008 on: January 22, 2022, 01:06:21 PM »

This is a terribly stupid design flaw.

https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1484586486578221062

I have seats on the lower level at about the 20 on the visitor's side and I have to wear a hat to 3:30 games or I'll be blind.  It's actually pretty horrible in the seats and it lasts for a lot longer than you'd think, like 45 minutes or so.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8009 on: January 22, 2022, 01:16:06 PM »

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8010 on: January 22, 2022, 02:03:03 PM »
that face could produce lies??? Abe Lincoln jr? no way!

Is that his step daughter he's banging

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8011 on: January 22, 2022, 03:39:07 PM »
Tannehill gonna Tannehill.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8012 on: January 22, 2022, 03:50:12 PM »
I was an old Bengals fan from when I was a kid. Loved Boomer and Bengals. They haven't been this good since then. That's been a few minutes.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8013 on: January 22, 2022, 03:54:25 PM »
Bengals gonna Bengal.

the whiff by the right tackle then Flowers with the fear catch interference.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8014 on: January 22, 2022, 04:50:39 PM »
Damn…Cincy’s kicker nutted all over that 54-yarder which would have been good at 60+. Nice little right to left movement right down the middle of the fairway


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« Reply #8015 on: January 22, 2022, 05:49:46 PM »
Turnovers turnovers turnovers … huge ones this 2nd half but this will be close to overturn


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8016 on: January 22, 2022, 05:50:22 PM »
No catch

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« Reply #8017 on: January 22, 2022, 05:51:12 PM »
I thought they would overturn that by rule. Nope

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« Reply #8018 on: January 22, 2022, 05:54:43 PM »
Holy shit what a catch


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8019 on: January 22, 2022, 05:57:40 PM »

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8020 on: January 22, 2022, 06:02:32 PM »
pretty good throw too after some poor ones.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8021 on: January 22, 2022, 06:11:43 PM »
Henry with the tippy toes on a 4th and 1.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8022 on: January 22, 2022, 06:17:41 PM »
Henry with the tippy toes on a 4th and 1.

Probably surprised the rest of the Titans as much as it surprised me.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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« Reply #8023 on: January 22, 2022, 06:18:41 PM »
Anyone in the Bengals organization know how to handle a blitz?

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #8024 on: January 22, 2022, 06:21:23 PM »
Is this the night Joe Burrow dies?

What’s the NFL record for sacks in a game?

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