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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9575 on: November 28, 2022, 10:18:16 PM »
I'll never understand time out mismanagement. It's not that hard. With under about 90 seconds left and 3 TOs, you have the ball on offense needing a score, the basic rule is take a time out every time there's a tackle in the middle of the field where the clock is running.

Because this isn't likely to happen more than 3 times in those 90 seconds.

The rest of the plays, clock stops will take care of themselves.  Incomplete, out of bounds, spikes, and in college first downs.

Use those TOs coaches. You can't use them in the locker room.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9576 on: November 28, 2022, 10:21:24 PM »
I'll never understand time out mismanagement. It's not that hard. With under about 90 seconds left and 3 TOs, you have the ball on offense needing a score, the basic rule is take a time out every time there's a tackle in the middle of the field where the clock is running.

Because this isn't likely to happen more than 3 times in those 90 seconds.

The rest of the plays, clock stops will take care of themselves.  Incomplete, out of bounds, spikes, and in college first downs.

Use those TOs coaches. You can't use them in the locker room.

I was surprised to see Tampa screw that up yesterday.  Maybe Brady is on the take, making more money than his former spousal allowance.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9577 on: November 29, 2022, 02:56:30 PM »
Was half assed watching last night's battle of the cripples and Matt Ryan looks like shit. Not only as a QB but as a walking breathing human corpse. Damn, not aging well and I can't believe he's still in the NFL. 


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9578 on: November 30, 2022, 08:17:24 AM »
Was half assed watching last night's battle of the cripples and Matt Ryan looks like shit. Not only as a QB but as a walking breathing human corpse. Damn, not aging well and I can't believe he's still in the NFL.
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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9579 on: November 30, 2022, 09:48:29 AM »
Was half assed watching last night's battle of the cripples and Matt Ryan looks like shit. Not only as a QB but as a walking breathing human corpse. Damn, not aging well and I can't believe he's still in the NFL.

I clicked past just in time to see his decrepit ass launch over the pile.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9580 on: December 01, 2022, 08:01:36 PM »
Fuck New England

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9581 on: December 01, 2022, 09:01:35 PM »
Agree, fuck New England. But their throwback uni’s tonight are sweet. Harkens back to the days of Steve Grogan and Russ Francis. I’ve never thought the Brady era uniforms looked right. Go Bills.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9582 on: December 02, 2022, 10:49:53 AM »
Fuck New England

Always and forever.  Amen.

To be clear, I refer only to the Patriots.  And Celtics.  I otherwise love New England.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9583 on: December 02, 2022, 03:02:23 PM »
interesting and logical take on Watson. anything short of multiple super bowl wins (yea right in Cleveland) and it's a failure.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/12/02/deshaun-watson-return-nightmare-browns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU2ZCkJN7RM

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9584 on: December 03, 2022, 10:05:47 AM »
Few things would make me happier than seeing DeShaun returning after a two year layoff and playing like a big turd.  And getting arrested for forcing women to rub his taint.  And the Browns and Haslams  getting stuck with that ginormous contract which will kill them for decades. 

There is no way Watson can stop his pervert deviant behavior.  Part of the thrill is the risk, or else he would have told his agent about it and told him to round up a stream of women who would supply what he needs for little money and an NDA. 


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« Reply #9585 on: December 03, 2022, 10:14:35 AM »
Few things would make me happier than seeing DeShaun returning after a two year layoff and playing like a big turd.  And getting arrested for forcing women to rub his taint.  And the Browns and Haslams  getting stuck with that ginormous contract which will kill them for decades. 

There is no way Watson can stop his pervert deviant behavior.  Part of the thrill is the risk, or else he would have told his agent about it and told him to round up a stream of women who would supply what he needs for little money and an NDA.

Hey man.  He can’t help that he has a foot long snake that gets out of its cage and strikes from time to time. 

But seriously, you’re right.  The frequency certainly indicates a problem.   

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9586 on: December 04, 2022, 12:31:28 PM »
Hope Burks is ok,  but that was a great TD catch.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9587 on: December 04, 2022, 12:33:41 PM »
Hope Burks is ok,  but that was a great TD catch.

looked like he got hit in the head. great catch and amazing he held on to the ball.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9588 on: December 04, 2022, 12:34:21 PM »

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9589 on: December 04, 2022, 12:51:51 PM »
If you're going to boot a defender for a hit on a defenseless receiver, that should be it.

Otherwise, don't have the penalty at all.

Incredible catch by Burks, hope he's OK.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9590 on: December 04, 2022, 12:52:19 PM »
Also, fuck Eagles fans for booing the refs for the penalty while Burks was down.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9591 on: December 04, 2022, 12:58:51 PM »
Also, fuck Eagles fans for booing the refs for the penalty while Burks was down.
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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9592 on: December 04, 2022, 01:13:00 PM »
Here’s a longer clip with reverse angle.   Brutal.   

https://twitter.com/titans/status/1599472524386967553?s=46&t=TvUqhxQ38z-U1FAWO3jypA

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9593 on: December 04, 2022, 02:57:58 PM »
Justin Fields ain’t the future

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9594 on: December 04, 2022, 03:06:51 PM »
Justin Fields ain’t the future

How dare you. He's so good. at what I don't know

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9595 on: December 04, 2022, 03:13:22 PM »
Vikings can’t do anything easy.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9596 on: December 04, 2022, 04:08:01 PM »
Cincinnati is running the Odom 3-man rush and it has Mahomes all flummoxed. Even though he does have plenty of time, the other 8 are covering everybody.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9597 on: December 04, 2022, 04:25:57 PM »
How dare you. He's so good. at what I don't know

Much like Andre Ware.


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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9598 on: December 04, 2022, 04:41:16 PM »
Dolphins spitting the bit and showing they haven’t been in this situation in a long time.   Down 17-10 at half but feels like three touchdowns.  And the Niners haven’t allowed a second half point in any of the last four games.

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Re: Perpetual NFL Thread
« Reply #9599 on: December 04, 2022, 05:01:37 PM »
back to back underthrown deep balls by mahomes.  one incomplete, one complete.  either would have been a td if he led the receiver.

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