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Deliverance McBanjoface
« on: September 21, 2019, 08:08:41 PM »
Loser.

« Last Edit: November 01, 2019, 04:03:29 PM by big_pig »
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Merc
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2019, 08:10:56 PM »
Be patient. He’s still on the field right now.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2019, 08:11:50 PM »
Goddamnit, we have to go back down the rabbit hole?

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2019, 08:23:39 PM »
Coward.

Right here bud. I earned it. This hurts as worse than I expected.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2019, 08:25:25 PM »
Coward.
Look, I know the board is going to implode but GO FUCK YOURSELF BIG_PIG. This hurts everyone. No use in calling out peeps just because they had a little hope and wanted to stay positive.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2019, 08:28:23 PM »
Yeah, this thread is fucked up.  Nobody expected this.  You should act like you’ve been there before because we all know you have.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2019, 08:28:51 PM »
Look, I know the board is going to implode but GO FUCK YOURSELF BIG_PIG. This hurts everyone. No use in calling out peeps just because they had a little hope and wanted to stay positive.

Nah I earned this one. I tried to be excited and be positive and I earned having my nose rubbed in this. Not a coward, i am here to eat the crow. I was wrong.  Plain and simple. My apologies to everyone, especially Colboar and Dirk. You all were right. I was wrong.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2019, 08:32:41 PM »
Thread was a joke everyone, relax

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Merc
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2019, 08:33:11 PM »
Look, I know the board is going to implode but GO FUCK YOURSELF BIG_PIG. This hurts everyone. No use in calling out peeps just because they had a little hope and wanted to stay positive.

You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?


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Re: Merc
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2019, 08:33:29 PM »
This isn’t even in the top 5 worst losses since Petrino was fired.  We aren’t in Vanderbilt and Kentucky’s class. 


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Re: Merc
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2019, 08:34:25 PM »
Thread was a joke everyone, relax

It was hilarious.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2019, 08:37:42 PM »
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant.

 :stunned: :maundoed:

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Merc
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2019, 08:41:50 PM »
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?

Chad’s house


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Re: Merc
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2019, 08:44:51 PM »
Thread was a joke everyone, relax
My bad bro. Sorry man. Here... Just for you I dialed up another Starkel interception.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2019, 08:47:09 PM »
My bad bro. Sorry man. Here... Just for you I dialed up another Starkel interception.

Everyone is mad. Merc was quiet so I threw this out here to draw him out of the bathtub before he dropped the toaster.

You're welcome

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Merc
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2019, 08:48:35 PM »
Everyone is mad. Merc was quiet so I threw this out here to draw him out of the bathtub before he dropped the toaster.

You're welcome
right here. It sucks.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2019, 09:12:03 PM »
My bad bro. Sorry man. Here... Just for you I dialed up another Starkel interception.
You can throw the damn shoe away now

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Re: Merc
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2019, 09:20:07 PM »
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.

You're only young once, but you can be immature until you croak.

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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2019, 09:20:24 PM »
You can throw the damn shoe away now
It's my fault. I didn't wear the shoe or my Bieber shirt this week.


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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2019, 09:22:28 PM »
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.

I earned it.  It is what it is. I absolutely earned this.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2019, 09:26:51 PM »
I earned it.  It is what it is. I absolutely earned this.

For what?  Being optimistic and argumentative?  If we had no optimists here, there would be practically nothing to discuss. We’d just be bickering over politics until basketball starts.

You're only young once, but you can be immature until you croak.

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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2019, 09:30:29 PM »
For what?  Being optimistic and argumentative?  If we had no optimists here, there would be practically nothing to discuss. We’d just be bickering over politics until basketball starts.

Honestly, yea. I argued that Morris could get this team prepared. I was wrong. I am man enough to admit when I am wrong.

I should have known better. I should have realized Morris was out of his league.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2019, 09:34:18 PM »
I took shit when I claimed to switch over and become a Bama fan when they hired this abortion of a coach...it won't last forever. The board will forget your insessent insistence that Morris was a good coach in a year or two

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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2019, 09:37:38 PM »
I took shit when I claimed to switch over and become a Bama fan when they hired this abortion of a coach...it won't last forever. The board will forget your insessent insistence that Morris was a good coach in a year or two

quitting sports altogether is better than switching teams.  you deserved shit for that stance.

fuck your feelings

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« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2019, 09:38:40 PM »
quitting sports altogether is better than switching teams.  you deserved shit for that stance.
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