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Re: Chad
« Reply #100 on: September 22, 2019, 05:32:01 PM »
A lot of bullshit quotes from Morris last night, but here's the bullshittiest.

"It’s completely unacceptable. You get what you deserve in life and we didn’t deserve to win this football game."


I know it's bullshit because he got several million dollars for his coaching efforts last year and this year, and he sure as fuck didn't deserve that.
Already lost a commit.  Greedy Vance - DB out of Louisiana.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #101 on: September 22, 2019, 05:39:19 PM »
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.
I would skip out on that and not give a fuck who it hairlips.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #102 on: September 22, 2019, 06:31:12 PM »
He says he knew we were fucked during warmups. We were too loose. That's coaching and culture and all starts at the top, with him. I have said it from the beginning, he is not a leader, he's an assistant.
Yep, he's an assistant to a leader, not an assistant leader, no matter what he tries to tell anybody. And he spends too much time at his beet farm.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #103 on: September 22, 2019, 07:36:53 PM »
Maybe we should get us one of them midgets, or at least some reform.

you dumbass, we're the incumbent, we can't run a on a reform platform!

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Re: Chad
« Reply #104 on: September 22, 2019, 08:30:10 PM »
you dumbass, we're the incumbent, we can't run a on a reform platform!

Only chiming in to add: "You soft-headed sonofabitch!"

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Re: Chad
« Reply #105 on: September 22, 2019, 09:26:55 PM »
One can only hope JSJ is on the phone with grandpa telling him what a fucking numbnutts clown show is going on here, like the Chan Gailey era.  JSJ is there as a family legacy not for Chad.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #106 on: September 23, 2019, 06:54:41 AM »
Really going downhill now.

I intentionally stay far away from coaches, recruiting, etc on social media but more than one coach’s spouse has hit my feed barking at fans. The last one was a wife griping at an SMU fan.

In case there was any doubt, it appears they know their shelf life is running out.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #107 on: September 23, 2019, 07:35:36 AM »
Really going downhill now.

I intentionally stay far away from coaches, recruiting, etc on social media but more than one coach’s spouse has hit my feed barking at fans. The last one was a wife griping at an SMU fan.

In case there was any doubt, it appears they know their shelf life is running out.

Any interaction with Arkansas fans?

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Re: Chad
« Reply #108 on: September 23, 2019, 08:09:38 AM »
Really going downhill now.

I intentionally stay far away from coaches, recruiting, etc on social media but more than one coach’s spouse has hit my feed barking at fans. The last one was a wife griping at an SMU fan.

In case there was any doubt, it appears they know their shelf life is running out.

You're probably talking about the Dallas reporter who has SMU as part of her beat.  From reading the responses, the reporter lied and said Morris and crew left town without saying goodbye to the players.  The coach's wife, one of Morris' current assistants, talks about a locker room talk and lots of tears as he said goodbye.  Pretty typical "kick a horse when it's on the ground," stuff.  The fact that SMU just beat a D-1 school, something Morris hasn't done, seemed to open the floodgate.

I would imagine they are having a tough time, but hopefully they all managed the money from their big raises to jump up into the league with big boys. 

As I've already been hateful when it wasn't deserved towards a fellow poster, I will bow out of posting on Coach Morris.  I think he's in over his head, but I see no need to pour gas on a pile of charred remains. 


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Re: Chad
« Reply #109 on: September 23, 2019, 09:15:40 AM »
He's not charred remains yet if he still has an occupied office on 11/30 as being predicted.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #110 on: September 23, 2019, 09:18:19 AM »
If he gets another year we will never recover from it. We’re talking an entire generation of losing. We’ll be fucking Rice.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #111 on: September 23, 2019, 09:21:16 AM »
He's not charred remains yet if he still has an occupied office on 11/30 as being predicted.
as much as the fans want him gone I don’t see the university cutting him. They thing higtown and booze in the stadium get them another year pass with chad. Fuck Chad he doesn’t even really live in fville he should just pack up and go back to Texas withthe rest of his fam

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Re: Chad
« Reply #112 on: September 23, 2019, 09:37:26 AM »
We are on the same level as the MissST I grew up with.  This program is in shambles.  It's going to be a long time till we are even watchable. 


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Re: Chad
« Reply #113 on: September 23, 2019, 10:19:16 AM »
If he gets another year we will never recover from it. We’re talking an entire generation of losing. We’ll be fucking Rice.

Rice would beat the ever loving shit out of us right now.  I'm jealous of Rice.  Dammit Bobby!

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Re: Chad
« Reply #114 on: September 23, 2019, 10:39:03 AM »
We are on the same level as the MissST I grew up with.  This program is in shambles.  It's going to be a long time till we are even watchable. 

Mississippi State was, for years, the doormat of the west. But Mullen made them instantly respectable, slowly built the program from the bottom and eventually brought them to be number one in the country in the middle of the season.

That's why I don't go along with the people saying we'll "never" recover from the decade of destruction we've had to endure. We absolutely can and will if we do what we haven't done since firing Bobby: Make a good head coaching hire.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #115 on: September 23, 2019, 10:55:57 AM »
Yuracheck has until 5:00 today to do the right thing or I already hate him more than Long.  With Long we knew what he was but at least we won before his ego brought it down.

  Yuracheck was supposed to be the guy who didn't put up with losing and would fire losers like Chad for cause.  If 4 -12 ain't bad enough in his eyes then he's worse than Long.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #116 on: September 23, 2019, 11:49:28 AM »
You're probably talking about the Dallas reporter who has SMU as part of her beat.  From reading the responses, the reporter lied and said Morris and crew left town without saying goodbye to the players.  The coach's wife, one of Morris' current assistants, talks about a locker room talk and lots of tears as he said goodbye.  Pretty typical "kick a horse when it's on the ground," stuff.  The fact that SMU just beat a D-1 school, something Morris hasn't done, seemed to open the floodgate.

I would imagine they are having a tough time, but hopefully they all managed the money from their big raises to jump up into the league with big boys. 

As I've already been hateful when it wasn't deserved towards a fellow poster, I will bow out of posting on Coach Morris.  I think he's in over his head, but I see no need to pour gas on a pile of charred remains.

You big meanie.

If you’re referring to me, I got no problems with you. We cool, brother!

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Re: Chad
« Reply #117 on: September 24, 2019, 01:20:50 PM »
Mississippi State was, for years, the doormat of the west. But Mullen made them instantly respectable, slowly built the program from the bottom and eventually brought them to be number one in the country in the middle of the season.

That's why I don't go along with the people saying we'll "never" recover from the decade of destruction we've had to endure. We absolutely can and will if we do what we haven't done since firing Bobby: Make a good head coaching hire.
A thousand times this. If we keep hiring dumbasses for coaches, then, no...we won't ever recover. In order for that to happen, however, the people that have more influence and money than they do sense need to get the fuck outta the kitchen.

...as for me and my house, we will call the Hogs.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #118 on: September 24, 2019, 01:40:29 PM »
I don't have to wonder what it would have been like had we hired Jimmy Johnson or Tommy Tubberville instead of Ken Hatfield or Houston Nutt.

We hired Bobby Petrino instead of Jim Grobe and look what happened.

That's our ceiling. Unfortunately, our floor is as down as it can go, but our ceiling is pretty sky-high.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #119 on: September 24, 2019, 01:48:39 PM »
I don't have to wonder what it would have been like had we hired Jimmy Johnson or Tommy Tubberville instead of Ken Hatfield or Houston Nutt.

We hired Bobby Petrino instead of Jim Grobe and look what happened.

That's our ceiling. Unfortunately, our floor is as down as it can go, but our ceiling is pretty sky-high.

3rd place in the SEC WEST!

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Re: Chad
« Reply #120 on: September 24, 2019, 01:52:44 PM »
Are we still 9th in potenshul or below that?


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Re: Chad
« Reply #121 on: September 24, 2019, 01:56:32 PM »
3rd place in the SEC WEST!

Third place in a year where the top two teams play each other for the national championship.

That's fine.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #122 on: September 24, 2019, 03:18:32 PM »
3rd place in the SEC WEST!
This is the epitome of bitching to be bitching. 99.9% of fans would gladly take being ranked #3 in the country going into the final week of the regular season any and every year and take our chances on the final outcome. If it means being 3rd in the West, so be it.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #123 on: September 24, 2019, 03:22:04 PM »
I want my Bobby back !


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Re: Chad
« Reply #124 on: September 24, 2019, 03:45:16 PM »
I want my Bobby back !
4 posts all related to begging or blowing Petrino?  Yup.  You're already a tedious fuck.