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Re: Chad
« Reply #125 on: September 24, 2019, 03:54:30 PM »
I want my Bobby back !
The answer to this equation is you need to GDIAF.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #126 on: September 24, 2019, 06:21:08 PM »
The answer to this equation is you need to GDIAF.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #127 on: September 24, 2019, 07:58:21 PM »
I want my Bobby back !


(Jeffery Long)2 + (drunken love letters)2 + (stacey lewis + Jerrah + JSJ scholarship)2:haironfire:


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Re: Chad
« Reply #128 on: September 24, 2019, 08:04:05 PM »


(Jeffery Long)2 + (drunken love letters)2 + (stacey lewis + Jerrah + JSJ scholarship)2:haironfire:
All the trouble we're having, and you choose now to bring in that common core bullshit.

...as for me and my house, we will call the Hogs.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #129 on: September 24, 2019, 09:16:32 PM »
Yurachek isn’t going to whack him this early. First he has no money and has to find it.  It will be better for hiring a new coach if chad is given the entire season to fail or improve. 

What is the buyout 12/31/19 vs 1/1/20 vs 12/31/20 vs 1/1/21?


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Re: Chad
« Reply #130 on: September 26, 2019, 08:25:16 AM »
Thinking back to "I don't apologize for a win," did Chad apologize for Saturday's loss?

I'll hang up and listen.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #131 on: September 27, 2019, 01:18:28 PM »
Thinking back to "I don't apologize for a win," did Chad apologize for Saturday's loss?

I'll hang up and listen.

No, but Club Dub was still up and running.   :morris:


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Re: Chad
« Reply #132 on: September 27, 2019, 01:24:10 PM »
Yurachek isn’t going to whack him this early. First he has no money and has to find it.  It will be better for hiring a new coach if chad is given the entire season to fail or improve. 

What is the buyout 12/31/19 vs 1/1/20 vs 12/31/20 vs 1/1/21?
how embarrassing will it be when chad goes the entire season with nothing but losses. Yay

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #133 on: September 27, 2019, 01:25:35 PM »
I've seen the jokes about "Club Dub" and just haven't given it much thought. Had no idea what it was.
I just googled it.


Jesus Christ.



Get this clown out of here.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #134 on: September 27, 2019, 01:30:39 PM »
You just now saw Club Dub?

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #135 on: September 27, 2019, 01:32:16 PM »
I've seen the jokes about "Club Dub" and just haven't given it much thought. Had no idea what it was.
I just googled it.


Jesus Christ.



Get this clown out of here.
i just googled as well. Jesus Christ is right. Why are our players partying after any game like it’s time to get lit after how we’ve played. This, the Beiber shit, make it all stop

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #136 on: September 27, 2019, 01:33:21 PM »
To be fair they stole the idea from the Chicago Cubs and the now the Bears who've been doing this for awhile.  There are probably other teams doing it to.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #137 on: September 27, 2019, 01:36:32 PM »
You just now saw Club Dub?

Yep.

To be fair they stole the idea from the Chicago Cubs and the now the Bears who've been doing this for awhile.  There are probably other teams doing it to.

That says plenty, right there.
Nobody should be throwing a party after narrowly beating Portland State.


play music, have some fancy ass lights or whatever, but calling it by a name and acting like you have a door guy and all of that is overkill

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Re: Chad
« Reply #138 on: September 27, 2019, 01:39:06 PM »
You just now saw Club Dub?

To be fair it hasnt been open very often. It's one of the most exclusive clubs in the country.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #139 on: September 27, 2019, 01:46:30 PM »
To be fair it hasnt been open very often. It's one of the most exclusive clubs in the country.

I thought it got a lot of good press after they beat Colorado State for the Stanley Cup or whatever they thought had just been accomplished.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #140 on: September 27, 2019, 01:59:17 PM »
When you actually see the Club Dub video, which was shown and laughed at on the SEC Channel, the pure ridiculousness of a Super Bowl celebration for beating a cupcake is overwhelmed by the prancing, hopping and preening fool  :morris: that led it all.  Proving Bo Diddley was right - you CAN judge a book by looking at the cover and Morris is an embarrassing clown.

« Last Edit: September 27, 2019, 04:26:39 PM by PorkSaladAnnie »

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Re: Chad
« Reply #141 on: September 27, 2019, 03:03:30 PM »
I don't want to confiscate the pitchforks and torches, but wasn't the club dub bullshit after we beat CSU?  Still embarrassing, but not PSU embarrassing.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #142 on: September 27, 2019, 05:38:10 PM »
To be fair it hasnt been open very often. It's one of the most exclusive clubs in the country.

Grand opening.  Grand closing.

https://youtu.be/5zwABievfNw

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Re: Chad
« Reply #143 on: September 27, 2019, 11:20:51 PM »
When I see a camera, I twitch me head.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #144 on: September 28, 2019, 12:52:44 AM »
 I assume that women are not allowed in Club Dub when its open.

Night clubs are associated with sexual activity.

Club Dub is a gay club.

I read something about confetti and a doorman with a list of those who may be admitted. Is there any glitter involved?

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Re: Chad
« Reply #145 on: September 28, 2019, 09:59:16 AM »
I've seen the jokes about "Club Dub" and just haven't given it much thought. Had no idea what it was.
I just googled it.
Jesus Christ.

Get this clown out of here.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #146 on: September 28, 2019, 10:57:58 AM »
I assume that women are not allowed in Club Dub when its open.

Night clubs are associated with sexual activity.

Club Dub is a gay club.

I read something about confetti and a doorman with a list of those who may be admitted. Is there any glitter involved?
 

Remind me of which university that Chaggie graduated from.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #147 on: September 28, 2019, 02:14:41 PM »
I have to say - getting these guys to fight it out with A&M, as 23 point underdogs, was an impressive feat by the coaching staff.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #148 on: September 28, 2019, 02:25:21 PM »
I have to say - getting these guys to fight it out with A&M, as 23 point underdogs, was an impressive feat by the coaching staff.

Which no one will remember and which won't matter in December

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #149 on: September 28, 2019, 02:28:55 PM »
Which no one will remember and which won't matter in December

Here's to hoping

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.