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Offline porksamich

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Re: Merc
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2019, 09:39:27 PM »
For what?  Being optimistic and argumentative?  If we had no optimists here, there would be practically nothing to discuss. We’d just be bickering over politics until basketball starts.

Shut up, you dehydrated cat turd. Let us be pissed and pessimistic.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2019, 10:02:15 PM »
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.
In mercs defense, he wasn't the only one talking the caziness.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2019, 10:07:53 PM »
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?

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Re: Merc
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2019, 10:23:14 PM »
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.

Yup Merc. Just don’t talk trash about Trump and you’ll be fine here.  :stache:


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Re: Merc
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2019, 10:25:06 PM »
Just rename this thread “Chad” so we can focus on who really deserves our ire. Fuck merc though.

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Re: Merc
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2019, 10:26:48 PM »
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?
My group has set up a meeting at your Mom’s house.

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Re: Merc
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2019, 10:27:31 PM »
Yup Merc. Just don’t talk trash about Trump and you’ll be fine here.  :stache:

Take this shit to politics , you white dried out dog turd.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2019, 10:29:59 PM »
My group has set up a meeting at your Mom’s house.

Then have fun at the assisted living homes, you bleached assholed faggot.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2019, 10:30:06 PM »
Yup Merc. Just don’t talk trash about Trump and you’ll be fine here.  :stache:

You talk absolute nonsense about politics and Trump all the time, and we love having you around.

You're only young once, but you can be immature until you croak.

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Re: Merc
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2019, 10:33:04 PM »
You talk absolute nonsense about politics and Trump all the time, and we love having you around.

Just letting Merc know this is a safe space where he won’t get doxxed for a sports take. Also want him to know the boundaries of the board. You know what I mean, you have helped clean some of it up.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2019, 10:42:29 PM »
Changed the title and the original post.

Loser.

Better?

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2019, 10:45:28 PM »
I wanted to like him. I wanted us to look like Clemson.

Losing to SJSU in your 2nd year is what I consider to be a fireable offense for cause. I believe our AD feels the same way.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2019, 10:48:46 PM »
Changed the title and the original post.

Better?

Thread should be moved to crapola but I’ll let the big shots handle the decision making around here.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2019, 11:00:04 PM »
Just letting Merc know this is a safe space where he won’t get doxxed for a sports take. Also want him to know the boundaries of the board. You know what I mean, you have helped clean some of it up.

Thread should be moved to crapola but I’ll let the big shots handle the decision making around here.

What's your point?  Nobody is outing merc or anyone.  We suck balls, and people are rightfully pissed off.  Merc fell too hard on his own sword even before this thread was started, in my opinion.  His only transgression was being too optimistic about the coach and players.

You're only young once, but you can be immature until you croak.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2019, 11:05:08 PM »
FUck you Chad and your goober blank look when we're at a critical fucking point choosing whether to fucking go for it or not instead of being on your motherfucking headset mic asking the damn OC what the fuck to do you're just sitting there wondering how much you saved on your goddamn car insurance because it's obvious you're in over your head and if you wanna try to get almost two yards on a fucking quarterback sneak when you know the OL is piss poor slop mashed potatoes and can't get a push to save their buttholes that just proves that you have no fucking clue regardless of how inept the players are give me a fucking break and please leave.


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Re: Merc
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2019, 11:09:48 PM »
Nah I earned this one. I tried to be excited and be positive and I earned having my nose rubbed in this. Not a coward, i am here to eat the crow. I was wrong.  Plain and simple. My apologies to everyone, especially Colboar and Dirk. You all were right. I was wrong.

Welcome to the club.  Your number will be something with at least five digits, but we welcome you with open arms. 

I still wish you had been right.  Losing sucks.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2019, 11:13:46 PM »
He's a low-energy
Aggie
named Chad

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2019, 11:21:11 PM »
He's a low-energy
Aggie
named Chad

Structure is wrong, but great Haiku!

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Re: Chad
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2019, 11:33:33 PM »
Structure is wrong, but great Haiku!

I thought it was a take on a Fleetwood Mac song...


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Re: Chad
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2019, 11:41:19 PM »
Watching Morris on the sideline I almost felt sorry for him. I think he knows he’s over his head and is desperately trying to find something that works. That’s what that whole Club W was. Desperation.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2019, 11:43:42 PM »
Watching Morris on the sideline I almost felt sorry for him. I think he knows he’s over his head and is desperately trying to find something that works. That’s what that whole Club W was. Desperation.

There's so many retired coaches out there visiting programs and acting as consultants or advisors.  It's just like every other profession, coaches have to invest in developing themselves.  If Chad hasn't reached out to anyone for an outside opinion of how things could be improved then his ego is stronger than his ability.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2019, 11:50:52 PM »
Even that dipshit Houston Nutt wasn’t as bad as Choad  :morris:


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Re: Chad
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2019, 12:04:23 AM »
Thread should be moved to crapola but I’ll let the big shots handle the decision making around here.


Fuck your nobnob attitude. Go back.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2019, 12:09:43 AM »

Fuck your nobnob attitude. Go back.

It’s a shit thread bro. Do we need a “Chad” thread for fuck sakes? That was a thread originally made for a poster? Don’t be an idiot.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2019, 12:12:25 AM »
Watching Morris on the sideline I almost felt sorry for him. I think he knows he’s over his head and is desperately trying to find something that works. That’s what that whole Club W was. Desperation.

I would love the opportunity to lose and get the money he is getting and will get.