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Re: Chad
« Reply #75 on: September 22, 2019, 10:25:57 AM »
Obviously.

But what should be done in order to get there?

I wish I had the answer. What I’ve posted is what I think will happen, and it’s not acceptable. But, what can JQ Averageguy do?


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Re: Chad
« Reply #76 on: September 22, 2019, 10:32:25 AM »
I wish I had the answer. What I’ve posted is what I think will happen, and it’s not acceptable. But, what can JQ Averageguy do?

Nothing, except bitch and pontificate on woopig.

Where do we go from here?

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Re: Chad
« Reply #77 on: September 22, 2019, 11:00:05 AM »
Nothing, except bitch and pontificate on woopig.

Where do we go from here?

Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #78 on: September 22, 2019, 11:11:57 AM »
But, what can JQ Averageguy do?

Afford to go to Jonesboro High games?

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Re: Chad
« Reply #79 on: September 22, 2019, 11:14:03 AM »
Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.

Hiring coaches that take a year off is our problem. Keeping them and hoping they change is the next problem. This started with letting John L Smith leave a team he never coached to make an easy 400k. Followed by hiring Bret. Anyone that watched college football should have known what we were getting.

This team looks exactly like a team whose head coach splits his time between two different residences. Even mediocre coaches don’t have time for that.

It’s not bad to fire coaches. I know that’s the mindset but other programs have been through more coaches than we have lately and are currently ranked.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #80 on: September 22, 2019, 11:17:04 AM »
Despite his record at SMU, I thought that it was a good
Hire....2-10, to 5-7, to 7-5, and he had the Texas connection thing.....any great coach would have struggled his first couple of years at SMU...as a degenerate gambler, I watched some of his games at SMU and saw some quality offense....

Since he has been here, I’ve seen nothing of the sort...last year we didn’t improve and this year has started off as more of the same....

San Jose state looked like they had SUPERIOR talent and it was because they are a much sounder crisp football team.  They looked prepared and confident in their schemes.  I literally see no signs of
Us executing anything at a high level

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Re: Chad
« Reply #81 on: September 22, 2019, 11:23:21 AM »
Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.

Whoa! In no way am I criticizing you. I enjoy and respect your posts and sincerely am interested in your opinion on what we do now. If it’s your opinion that we do nothing, I’ll accept it, but will disagree.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #82 on: September 22, 2019, 11:51:13 AM »
Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.

He meant we all pontificate as message board posters. I didn't see it as any criticism of you.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #83 on: September 22, 2019, 11:53:39 AM »
I can’t even fathom what Bama is going to do to us. Sadly, the SECN has to show the whole game, they can’t switch to another game to spare the viewers the slaughter.

DJ Choad is a fucking fraud, a con man. I hate everything about him and this dumpster fire of a program.

You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #84 on: September 22, 2019, 12:02:26 PM »
He meant we all pontificate as message board posters. I didn't see it as any criticism of you.

Exactly. Hell, I’m as guilty as any!

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Re: Chad
« Reply #85 on: September 22, 2019, 12:20:32 PM »
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.
Dude, I'm very sorry you are going to have to eat that nasty of a shit sandwich.

...as for me and my house, we will call the Hogs.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2019, 12:24:31 PM »
Call Jerrah's old retarded self up and tell him to buyout his mindless, abhorrent Aggie choice of a head coach and let us start anew. Those that wanted Chaggie need to be held accountable for him. They need to pay for it. Hunter rubber-stamped the Morris pick and so his responsibility is to fire him. I imagine we will either lose money keeping him or it will be a wash. Either way, he needs to be gone.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2019, 12:24:36 PM »
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.

Family or not, I think I'd come up with a mysterious illness the night before. 

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Re: Chad
« Reply #88 on: September 22, 2019, 12:28:52 PM »
Call Jerrah's old retarded self up and tell him to buyout his mindless, abhorrent Aggie choice of a head coach and let us start anew. Those that wanted Chaggie need to be held accountable for him. They need to pay for it. Hunter rubber-stamped the Morris pick and so his responsibility is to fire him. I imagine we will either lose money keeping him or it will be a wash. Either way, he needs to be gone.

Truth. Jerry brought him here. Jerry can take him away.

Pleeeeasse don't report me to the moderator.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #89 on: September 22, 2019, 12:29:32 PM »
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.

Yeah, no way I’d go.  I doubt I’ll watch. Hopefully I’ll either have to work or be  in jail.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #90 on: September 22, 2019, 12:45:57 PM »
This problem can not be fixed by firing assistants. It’s way bigger than that.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #91 on: September 22, 2019, 01:08:32 PM »
Family or not, I think I'd come up with a mysterious illness the night before.

Yeah, I think we all came down with the Chits last night.  I'm sure it'll still be reoccurring for the Bama game.

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Re: Chad
« Reply #92 on: September 22, 2019, 01:12:10 PM »
Whoa! In no way am I criticizing you. I enjoy and respect your posts and sincerely am interested in your opinion on what we do now. If it’s your opinion that we do nothing, I’ll accept it, but will disagree.

Everybody’s on edge. My apologies. I see what you said now.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #93 on: September 22, 2019, 01:15:35 PM »

<--- I'm with him

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Re: Chad
« Reply #94 on: September 22, 2019, 01:44:28 PM »
Getting called out by a HS coach

https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21

Honestly, they are both high school coaches.  Kelley just didn't  make the right friends to move up beyond that, and Morris did.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #95 on: September 22, 2019, 01:48:00 PM »
Honestly, they are both high school coaches.  Kelley just didn't  make the right friends to move up beyond that, and Morris did.
Kelley seems like a prick.  But one that his players respect and play hard for.  Chad couldn't hold his jock. 


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Re: Chad
« Reply #96 on: September 22, 2019, 02:56:44 PM »
Kelley seems like a prick.  But one that his players respect and play hard for.  Chad couldn't hold his jock.

Petrino was a prick.  But he was our prick, and he could coach.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #97 on: September 22, 2019, 04:09:26 PM »
Getting called out by a HS coach

https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21

That's campaigning.  He ain't one-at-a-timin'... He's MASS COMMUNICATIN'!

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Re: Chad
« Reply #98 on: September 22, 2019, 04:56:09 PM »
That's campaigning.  He ain't one-at-a-timin'... He's MASS COMMUNICATIN'!
Maybe we should get us one of them midgets, or at least some reform.


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Re: Chad
« Reply #99 on: September 22, 2019, 05:25:07 PM »
 A lot of bullshit quotes from Morris last night, but here's the bullshittiest.

"It’s completely unacceptable. You get what you deserve in life and we didn’t deserve to win this football game."

I know it's bullshit because he got several million dollars for his coaching efforts last year and this year, and he sure as fuck didn't deserve that.