Author Topic: Deliverance McBanjoface (Read 159700 times)

Swahili Steve · « **Reply #2450 on:** May 29, 2022, 05:39:13 PM »

Fuck Chad. Maybe now he can go open a strip joint named Club Dub

CardHog · « **Reply #2451 on:** May 29, 2022, 06:15:12 PM »

Quote from: Hogeye_Pierce on May 29, 2022, 04:59:15 PM

One thing I will say about HDN. I NEVER saw one of his teams absolutely tank an entire season the way Chaggie’s teams did. (Individual games yes but not a whole season).

Other than UNLV in the Vegas bowl, I can't remember hootie ever lost to a non-power 5 team. Chad lost to four in two years.

hogwildinhouston · « **Reply #2452 on:** May 29, 2022, 08:49:12 PM »

Quote from: CardHog on May 29, 2022, 06:15:12 PM

Other than UNLV in the Vegas bowl, I can't remember hootie ever lost to a non-power 5 team. Chad lost to four in two years.

Chad was blown out at home by North Texas and Western Kentucky. For all Nutt's faults, he didn't lose many SEC games that bad, much less to schools like Western Kentucky and UNT.

I also never thought I'd hate a coach as the man he was more than Nutt, but damn if Morris didn't make me change that too.

NotoriousPIG · « **Reply #2453 on:** May 29, 2022, 08:51:20 PM »

Quote from: hogwildinhouston on May 29, 2022, 08:49:12 PM

Chad was blown out at home by North Texas and Western Kentucky. For all Nutt's faults, he didn't lose many SEC games that bad, much less to schools like Western Kentucky and UNT.

I also never thought I'd hate a coach as the man he was more than Nutt, but damn if Morris didn't make me change that too.

You knew Chad was bad when you started longing for the days of HDN.

hogwildinhouston · « **Reply #2454 on:** May 29, 2022, 08:59:17 PM »

Quote from: NotoriousPIG on May 29, 2022, 08:51:20 PM

You knew Chad was bad when you started longing for the days of HDN.

The real clue about Morris was early on when he said his goal was 290 lb. OL....so they could move at the pace he wanted.

Buffinator · « **Reply #2455 on:** May 29, 2022, 09:05:25 PM »

Quote from: hogwildinhouston on May 29, 2022, 08:59:17 PM

The real clue about Morris was early on when he said his goal was 290 lb. OL....so they could move at the pace he wanted.

You either have speed or you’re chasing speed. I guess he forgot if he was going to recruit small OLinemen that he should at least recruit fast ones.

Boared Cynic · « **Reply #2456 on:** May 29, 2022, 09:41:20 PM »

Every game in the Chud Morris era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzM1M4Kq8oE&t=101s

Well we weren't big but we made up for it by being slow. Also we didn't block, but we made up for that by not tackling.

Pumpkin Escobar · « **Reply #2457 on:** May 30, 2022, 12:46:03 AM »

Quote from: NotoriousPIG on May 29, 2022, 08:51:20 PM

You knew Chad was bad when you started longing for the days of HDN.

This. Which is why I'll hate that dipshit fAggie conman more than the Nuttster and Donuts, combined.

Sliver72 · « **Reply #2458 on:** May 30, 2022, 07:53:11 AM »

Quote from: NotoriousPIG on May 29, 2022, 08:51:20 PM

You knew Chad was bad when you started longing for the days of HDN.

Yep. As soon as I saw those arguments about bringing Hootie back...I knew some bad shit was about to go down.

HogNrock · « **Reply #2459 on:** May 30, 2022, 02:56:21 PM »

Chad needs to go teach remedial 7th grade math. I wouldn’t let him coach my 4 y/o’s t ball team. As much as I can’t stand the guy HDN at least rallied the fan base in 98/99 and got us to an SECC game years later. He had talent and guys didn’t quit on him. If HDN could have put his narccistic personality aside we would have won multiple SEC champs and had a shot at a national title. Chad shouldn’t be spoke of in any conversation with even a competent Jr High football coach. Fuck that guy

PorkSaladAnnie · « **Reply #2460 on:** July 07, 2022, 11:43:14 AM »

BASS · « **Reply #2461 on:** July 07, 2022, 12:08:02 PM »

Chad finally won something.

They could do all-time and he still wins.

Swahili Steve · « **Reply #2462 on:** July 07, 2022, 12:13:22 PM »

This should help his resume

Buffinator · « **Reply #2463 on:** July 07, 2022, 12:28:04 PM »

I blame Chad on Jeff Long too, just so I can credit Jeff for the top-2 on that list. If he hadn't gone full-integrity and replaced power-spread (that's what Jessica called him) Petrino with power-buffet Bielema, we wouldn't have been so hungry for a "speed" coach in such a short amount of time.

Hizhog · « **Reply #2464 on:** July 07, 2022, 01:06:39 PM »

Firing him less than two seasons in should’ve gotten Hunter another AD of the year award.

HogofWar · « **Reply #2465 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:04:41 PM »

Quote from: PorkSaladAnnie on July 07, 2022, 11:43:14 AM

Vols on there twice. Talk about some troopers.

Law_Hawg · « **Reply #2466 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Hizhog on July 07, 2022, 01:06:39 PM

Firing him less than two seasons in should’ve gotten Hunter another AD of the year award.

Wait? What?

Morris was fired in November. Yurachek wasn't hired until December.

cchog · « **Reply #2467 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:12:27 PM »

Quote from: HogofWar on July 07, 2022, 02:04:41 PM

Vols on there twice. Talk about some troopers.

Should be three, with Derek Dooley.

Show-Me Hog · « **Reply #2468 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:13:04 PM »

Quote from: Law_Hawg on July 07, 2022, 02:10:22 PM

Wait? What?

Morris was fired in November. Yurachek wasn't hired until December.

I think you have your years and bad coaches mixed up.

Lady AD fired Bielema after Long was fired. In fact, she was so mad about her in-depth analysis of the football program that she fired him right on the field and made him take off his Razorback gear and walk away naked.

Yurachek fired the worst coach in NCAA history.

Boared Cynic · « **Reply #2469 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:17:21 PM »

Quote from: cchog on July 07, 2022, 02:12:27 PM

Should be three, with Derek Dooley.

You're right.

USAFHawg · « **Reply #2470 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on July 07, 2022, 02:13:04 PM

I think you have your years and bad coaches mixed up.

Lady AD fired Bielema after Long was fired. In fact, she was so mad about her in-depth analysis of the football program that she fired him right on the field and made him take off his Razorback gear and walk away naked.

Yurachek fired the worst coach in NCAA history.

Correct. Yurachek was hired in 2017. Chad was fired in 2019.

Boared Cynic · « **Reply #2471 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:28:36 PM »

I like to think that that fuckstick Banjoface was stuck trying to get into his office, wondering why his key wouldn't work. Just as he's about to get escorted.

HogofWar · « **Reply #2472 on:** July 07, 2022, 02:57:15 PM »

Quote from: cchog on July 07, 2022, 02:12:27 PM

Should be three, with Derek Dooley.

Four, if you count Lane.

Aporkalypse_Now · « **Reply #2473 on:** July 07, 2022, 03:24:26 PM »

Quote from: PorkSaladAnnie on July 07, 2022, 11:43:14 AM

I feel like Charlie Strong didn't belong on this list. Texas has had flop after flop.

Morris EARNED that #1 spot.

Hizhog · « **Reply #2474 on:** July 07, 2022, 04:30:00 PM »

Quote from: Law_Hawg on July 07, 2022, 02:10:22 PM

Wait? What?

Morris was fired in November. Yurachek wasn't hired until December.

I was told there would be no ~~math~~ calendars.