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Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2500 on: July 11, 2022, 07:17:29 AM »
I still want whoever pushed for his hire on the hill to be publicly shammed at lease 2X a year.

Wally would have you believe that it was Julie Cromer Peoples, because he’s a useful idiot to the cabal who staged the coup in 2017 and then had it blow up in their faces when they ultimately got pantsed by Gus Malzahn.


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« Reply #2501 on: July 11, 2022, 09:40:57 AM »
I think you have your years and bad coaches mixed up.

Lady AD fired Bielema after Long was fired. In fact, she was so mad about her in-depth analysis of the football program that she fired him right on the field and made him take off his Razorback gear and walk away naked.

Yurachek fired the worst coach in NCAA history.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2502 on: July 11, 2022, 03:06:44 PM »
I remember when Bo had some analytics guy on a few weeks before we hired him to talk about our candidates and the guy said that Morris was flat awful and the worst candidate out there according to his metrics.  I got worried when Bo got very defensive about it. 


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« Reply #2503 on: July 11, 2022, 05:33:03 PM »
I thought that Jerry Jones leaned on dumbfuck really hard to take our job, and that he didn't really want to. 


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2504 on: July 11, 2022, 07:08:09 PM »
I remember when Bo had some analytics guy on a few weeks before we hired him to talk about our candidates and the guy said that Morris was flat awful and the worst candidate out there according to his metrics.  I got worried when Bo got very defensive about it.

Dave Bartoo. 

I listen to him now when he talks coaching hires.

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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2505 on: July 18, 2022, 04:46:37 PM »
Good luck.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2506 on: July 18, 2022, 04:50:23 PM »
Good luck.

He and HC Jeff Scott worked together at Clemson 2011-14.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2507 on: July 18, 2022, 05:26:31 PM »
Pathetic.  Does that pay more than the Allen HS job?


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2508 on: July 18, 2022, 05:39:02 PM »
Good luck.

So is the Razorback Foundation bill paid in full for this doofus/moron/imbecile/pitiful excuse for a human being,( etc., etc., ad infinitum)?


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2509 on: July 18, 2022, 06:20:29 PM »
no.  he gets paid thru 2023.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2510 on: July 18, 2022, 06:23:19 PM »
no.  he gets paid steals thru 2023.
More accurater.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2511 on: July 18, 2022, 06:30:51 PM »
Analyst.  Fuck it I hope we keep fighting the buyout. 

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

I think we all know which poster you're talking about.

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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2512 on: July 18, 2022, 08:42:26 PM »
no.  he gets paid thru 2023.
Sue him for fraud

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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2513 on: July 18, 2022, 08:56:06 PM »
Analyst.  Fuck it I hope we keep fighting the buyout. 
don't think the university is fighting shit.  could end up paying that motherfucker as much as bert.

let that sink in.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2514 on: July 19, 2022, 12:39:28 AM »
He and HC Jeff Scott worked together at Clemson 2011-14.
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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2515 on: July 21, 2022, 12:06:43 AM »
How do you install your offense with no interaction with players?  Prediction: only 4% of offense installed prior to first game.  Here’s to failure Chad!


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« Reply #2516 on: July 21, 2022, 12:25:57 AM »
just a fancy name for someone who will watch practice and game film.

and in morris's  case, give the head coach some really shitty advice.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2517 on: July 21, 2022, 01:45:40 AM »
It won’t take the full year for them to join SMU, Arkansas, Auburn and even Allen High School in realizing what a colossal mistake it was to hire that dipshit.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2518 on: July 21, 2022, 06:23:50 AM »
I would love to get paid to go into the coaches meeting and say stuff like "You either have speed or you are chasing speed" and then walk out.

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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2519 on: July 21, 2022, 08:31:15 AM »
I just know they had better sit up straight and put their feet on the floor for that first meeting with The CHAD. :morris:


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Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2520 on: July 21, 2022, 10:51:50 PM »
https://www.tampabay.com/sports/bulls/2022/07/20/what-arkansas-razorbacks-say-about-new-usf-football-analyst-chad-morris/

Catalon and bumper pool with the Chadlove.  Bumper says he’ll make great men thru interaction.  Guess he thinks Chad is a coach rather than an analyst.  I hope Chad draws some ncaa fines.

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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2521 on: July 22, 2022, 10:53:45 AM »
Gus rehiring a proven failure like Chad because they're old buddies pretty much completes his transformation into Houston Nutt 2.0

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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2522 on: July 22, 2022, 10:59:38 AM »
Gus rehiring a proven failure like Chad because they're old buddies pretty much completes his transformation into Houston Nutt 2.0

Gus is at Central Florida. Morris was hired by South Florida.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2523 on: July 22, 2022, 11:05:51 AM »
Gus is at Central Florida. Morris was hired by South Florida.


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Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
« Reply #2524 on: July 22, 2022, 05:42:47 PM »
Gus rehiring a proven failure like Chad because they're old buddies pretty much completes his transformation into Houston Nutt 2.0

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