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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #401 on: July 09, 2022, 04:01:17 PM »
Moody with a great game last night

Joe with a great game today so far.

Jaylin Williams inked a 4 year 8.2 million dollar deal

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #402 on: July 11, 2022, 10:02:34 AM »
Moody with a great game last night

Joe with a great game today so far.

Jaylin Williams inked a 4 year 8.2 million dollar deal

Happy for Jaylin, was worried he wouldn't get a solid deal when he left early.  He got good advice.


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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #403 on: July 12, 2022, 10:58:18 AM »
I didn't realize Chet Holmgren starred in one of my favourite 80"s movies Student Bodies.

He donned coke bottle glasses and a floppy hat for the role.

He really doesn't look that old though.

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #404 on: July 12, 2022, 12:13:03 PM »
I didn't realize Chet Holmgren starred in one of my favourite 80"s movies Student Bodies.

He donned coke bottle glasses and a floppy hat for the role.

He really doesn't look that old though.

Henceforth I will refer to him as Malvert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjYJV4PO1E
I saw that on a show similar to Elvira's on the USA network, but the host was a guy dressed up as a super hero, smoking a cigar. Kinda of reminded me of Cliff Clavin.


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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #405 on: July 13, 2022, 08:05:07 AM »
umude is going to get himself on a g league roster. hes had a good summer


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« Reply #406 on: July 13, 2022, 09:38:12 AM »
Saw that Trey Wade is doing the Team Arkansas thing in TBT. Does that mean he got dropped from the Cardinals fall camp already? Camp starts the 2nd and the tournament is scheduled to run through the 3rd.

*edit* nvm, I was looking at the dates for last year's tournament. This one looks like it wraps much earlier so I guess he could squeeze both in as long as his contract with the Cards allows for it.

*edit to the previous edit* Well shit, it looks like the championship game runs on the 2nd this year. Might be one of those situations where he commits to play and then drops out at some point. I think I remember that being pretty common for this tournament.

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #407 on: July 13, 2022, 08:02:03 PM »
Saw that Trey Wade is doing the Team Arkansas thing in TBT. Does that mean he got dropped from the Cardinals fall camp already? Camp starts the 2nd and the tournament is scheduled to run through the 3rd.

*edit* nvm, I was looking at the dates for last year's tournament. This one looks like it wraps much earlier so I guess he could squeeze both in as long as his contract with the Cards allows for it.

*edit to the previous edit* Well shit, it looks like the championship game runs on the 2nd this year. Might be one of those situations where he commits to play and then drops out at some point. I think I remember that being pretty common for this tournament.

Arkansas TBT traditionally shits the bed so I don't think it's a problem anyone could possibly consider being realistic. That he's playing basketball that close to NFL camp tells me he's not going to a NFL camp. TBT could be a launching pad to getting picked up by an overseas league.

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #408 on: July 15, 2022, 06:51:35 AM »
Lewis Black curmudgeon rant coming.

Why is the NBA Summer League suddenly a thing almost as big as the real thing? Why am I getting basketball news and highlights on every sports show and site for games that don't even count? Who the fuck cares? Is it just that baseball and golf are that boring? This didn't use to be a thing.

To be fair, I don't even watch the real NBA, so I guess I am not the target audience. But why is this suddenly a thing?


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« Reply #409 on: July 15, 2022, 07:23:52 AM »
Lewis Black curmudgeon rant coming.

Why is the NBA Summer League suddenly a thing almost as big as the real thing? Why am I getting basketball news and highlights on every sports show and site for games that don't even count? Who the fuck cares? Is it just that baseball and golf are that boring? This didn't use to be a thing.

To be fair, I don't even watch the real NBA, so I guess I am not the target audience. But why is this suddenly a thing?

I kind of had the same thought. I didn't know if the algorithms were targeting me with it because of all the former razorbacks in the pros now (or at least on the verge). And yes, golf is boring as fuck.

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« Reply #410 on: July 15, 2022, 07:24:30 AM »
Because MLB sucks even more. No one watches baseball anymore so they're trying to pull in viewership from basketball fans. I've been watching the summer league for several years. The one they used to have in Orlando was awesome. No fans, only coaches and NBA execs. It was like a tryout  Those kids were battling for a spot and it showed.

I'll add it used to only be on NBATV. ESPN most likely is desperate for viewership so they jumped on board.

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #411 on: July 15, 2022, 07:45:57 AM »
I kind of had the same thought. I didn't know if the algorithms were targeting me with it because of all the former razorbacks in the pros now (or at least on the verge). And yes, golf is boring as fuck.

Speaking of algorithms, for the past week or two, my Facebook reels and insta have been filled with short guys dunking and showing off their vertical. Streetball type stuff. Not actual basketball games, just look at this dunk!! I guess I clicked on something to start it all, but it's like 50% of my random shit now. Hopefully it will fade.


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« Reply #412 on: July 15, 2022, 10:55:06 AM »
Speaking of algorithms, for the past week or two, my Facebook reels and insta have been filled with short guys dunking and showing off their vertical. Streetball type stuff. Not actual basketball games, just look at this dunk!! I guess I clicked on something to start it all, but it's like 50% of my random shit now. Hopefully it will fade.

Ben Shapiro has been flooding mine. No idea why, as I find him to be a slimy, insufferable taint tumor.

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #413 on: July 15, 2022, 11:53:49 AM »
Lewis Black curmudgeon rant coming.

Why is the NBA Summer League suddenly a thing almost as big as the real thing? Why am I getting basketball news and highlights on every sports show and site for games that don't even count? Who the fuck cares? Is it just that baseball and golf are that boring? This didn't use to be a thing.

To be fair, I don't even watch the real NBA, so I guess I am not the target audience. But why is this suddenly a thing?

It's been popular for at least 5 years and probably longer. Overall the NBA is a league that goes about 10 months out of the year and has created a watchable product for much of that time.

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« Reply #414 on: July 15, 2022, 11:57:21 AM »
Speaking of algorithms, for the past week or two, my Facebook reels and insta have been filled with short guys dunking and showing off their vertical. Streetball type stuff. Not actual basketball games, just look at this dunk!! I guess I clicked on something to start it all, but it's like 50% of my random shit now. Hopefully it will fade.

I get reels of half naked Asian women...not sure why.

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #415 on: July 15, 2022, 12:01:10 PM »
a watchable product

Gonna have to show your work on this one.


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« Reply #416 on: July 15, 2022, 12:10:01 PM »
Gonna have to show your work on this one.

You may not like it but some us like to train for watching sec basketball in the off season. I've seen Moody get tackled a time or two with no call. It's great.

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Re: Perpetual NBA Discussion Thread
« Reply #417 on: July 15, 2022, 01:06:50 PM »
I get reels of half naked Asian women...not sure why.
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« Reply #418 on: July 15, 2022, 05:18:43 PM »
Because MLB sucks even more. No one watches baseball anymore so they're trying to pull in viewership from basketball fans. I've been watching the summer league for several years. The one they used to have in Orlando was awesome. No fans, only coaches and NBA execs. It was like a tryout  Those kids were battling for a spot and it showed.

I'll add it used to only be on NBATV. ESPN most likely is desperate for viewership so they jumped on board.

well said. I've actually watched a few games as it's more compelling than the NBA regular season. kids battling for spots and experience after sitting on the bench all season.

also, what else is on?
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« Reply #419 on: July 15, 2022, 05:50:58 PM »
well said. I've actually watched a few games as it's more compelling than the NBA regular season. kids battling for spots and experience after sitting on the bench all season.

also, what else is on?
MLB is just doesn't do it for me anymore.

They should do a hard knocks series that follows a summer league team.

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« Reply #420 on: July 15, 2022, 06:34:44 PM »
They should do a hard knocks series that follows a summer league team.

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« Reply #421 on: July 15, 2022, 07:06:56 PM »
lol I just flipped by ESPN long enough to see JWill take a charge exactly the same way he did in college. Planted outside the arc, hands protecting his nuts, the offensive player takes a few steps and runs right into him.

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« Reply #424 on: July 17, 2022, 02:22:53 PM »
None of these female refs know what a charge is. They are highly qualified for the SEC.

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