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Offline bleedinred

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #125 on: December 16, 2019, 09:54:41 AM »
Nothing to be concerned over. Sam loves Arkansas and really wanted the job.

Please stop.

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #126 on: December 16, 2019, 10:08:53 AM »
Wait. Am I the ONLY person that didnt know Criswell and Greenlaw were brothers??

You are not.  I did not.  And I know almost everything.


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #127 on: December 16, 2019, 10:11:55 AM »
Nothing to be concerned over. Sam loves Arkansas and really wanted the job.

Holy shit.
He has had a week to recruit the kid.

Fuck the hell off with your insufferable histrionics.

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #128 on: December 16, 2019, 10:12:44 AM »
criswell confirms he'll sign wednesday


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #129 on: December 16, 2019, 11:04:41 AM »
You are not.  I did not.  And I know almost everything.

Then you must know how I know you're gay.

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #130 on: December 16, 2019, 11:09:02 AM »
Nothing to be concerned over. Sam loves Arkansas and really wanted the job.

You are being a tedious little cunt.


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #131 on: December 16, 2019, 11:48:13 AM »
Holy shit.
He has had a week to recruit the kid.

Fuck the hell off with your insufferable histrionics.
This.


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #132 on: December 16, 2019, 11:50:51 AM »
Nothing to be concerned over. Sam loves Arkansas and really wanted the job.

I just now discovered the Ignore button.


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #133 on: December 16, 2019, 02:13:30 PM »
I just now discovered the Ignore button.
Good for you, Lonny.


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #134 on: December 16, 2019, 02:28:51 PM »
Then you must know how I know you're gay.

Because I macraméd the shirt I'm wearing?


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #135 on: December 16, 2019, 02:36:58 PM »
Because I macraméd the shirt I'm wearing?


Because you like Coldplay.

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #136 on: December 16, 2019, 03:19:17 PM »
Good for you, Lonny.

Tell Jugdish woopig says "hey."


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #137 on: December 16, 2019, 04:13:10 PM »
Because I macraméd the shirt I'm wearing?
Because you wear assless chaps on Bourbon Street during Labor Day weekend.

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #138 on: December 16, 2019, 04:19:42 PM »
Because you wear assless chaps on Bourbon Street during Labor Day weekend.

Kind of oxymornic term.  If  he was wearing any type of chaps, or clothes, there was plenty of fat ass, for sure. 


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #139 on: December 16, 2019, 05:47:05 PM »

“You didn’t choose me.  I chose you.”  - Sam Pittman

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #140 on: December 16, 2019, 05:52:42 PM »
Kind of oxymornic term.  If  he was wearing any type of chaps, or clothes, there was plenty of fat ass, for sure.

Is that why he’s posting in the portail thread?


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #141 on: December 16, 2019, 08:53:58 PM »
Nothing to be concerned over. Sam loves Arkansas and really wanted the job.
Donnie, you are out of your element. 
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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #142 on: December 17, 2019, 08:04:33 AM »
Because you wear assless chaps on Bourbon Street during Labor Day weekend.

That’s gay?


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #144 on: December 17, 2019, 07:35:48 PM »
Tell Jugdish woopig says "hey."
Don't forget Mohammad..

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #145 on: December 17, 2019, 09:10:36 PM »
That’s gay?
Depends on whether you like having the pennis in your mouth and/or your butt. If neither of those are true, then you're just a straight guy hanging out on Bourbon Street during Southern Decadence....in assless chaps.

...as for me and my house, we will call the Hogs.

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #146 on: December 18, 2019, 10:22:08 AM »
Depends on whether you like having the pennis in your mouth and/or your butt. If neither of those are true, then you're just a straight guy hanging out on Bourbon Street during Southern Decadence....in assless chaps.

The word on the street the correct term for Rick B is the penisn't. 


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #147 on: December 18, 2019, 03:22:58 PM »
Jordan Jones is portaling.

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #148 on: December 18, 2019, 03:38:57 PM »
So he hates Morris then portals after he’s fired.


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Re: Look Who Portalled! (The official thread for all your portalling needs)
« Reply #149 on: December 18, 2019, 04:38:43 PM »
So he hates Morris then portals after he’s fired.
depends where he goes but if he has a chance to be on a better team while we rebuild I can’t blame him.

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