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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2425 on: November 29, 2022, 03:41:37 PM »
I think I’m going to start a side hustle as a graphic designer of transfer portal social media posts. For $50 I’ll do the imagery and everything, but for $5 you just get the form template.

“First off I would like to thank [religious deity], my family, Coach [head coach], and Coach [coordinator] for giving me the opportunity to play [sport] for the [university], and to the fans. These last [number] years have been the best of my life, and I have made memories that I will cherish forever.

That being said, I am officially entering my name into the NCAA Transfer Portal. #blessed #newopportunities #[insert personal hashtag]”



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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2426 on: November 29, 2022, 03:51:17 PM »
I think I’m going to start a side hustle as a graphic designer of transfer portal social media posts. For $50 I’ll do the imagery and everything, but for $5 you just get the form template.

“First off I would like to thank [religious deity], my family, Coach [head coach], and Coach [coordinator] for giving me the opportunity to play [sport] for the [university], and to the fans. These last [number] years have been the best of my life, and I have made memories that I will cherish forever.

That being said, fuck all y'all haters out there.  How my ass taste now?  #outthismuhfucka
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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2427 on: November 29, 2022, 04:03:30 PM »
I think I’m going to start a side hustle as a graphic designer of transfer portal social media posts. For $50 I’ll do the imagery and everything, but for $5 you just get the form template.

“First off I would like to thank [religious deity], my family, Coach [head coach], and Coach [coordinator] for giving me the opportunity to play [sport] for the [university], and to the fans. These last [number] years have been the best of my life, and I have made memories that I will cherish forever.

That being said, I am officially entering my name into the NCAA Transfer Portal. #blessed #newopportunities #[insert personal hashtag]”


you left out #respectmydecision


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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2428 on: November 29, 2022, 04:07:24 PM »
I think I’m going to start a side hustle as a graphic designer of transfer portal social media posts. For $50 I’ll do the imagery and everything, but for $5 you just get the form template.

“First off I would like to thank [religious deity], my family, Coach [head coach], and Coach [coordinator] for giving me the opportunity to play [sport] for the [university], and to the fans. These last [number] years have been the best of my life, and I have made memories that I will cherish forever.

That being said, I am officially entering my name into the NCAA Transfer Portal. #blessed #newopportunities #[insert personal hashtag]”


You forgot "I will always be a <insert mascot>

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2429 on: November 29, 2022, 04:08:53 PM »
you left out #respectmydecision
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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2430 on: November 29, 2022, 05:01:58 PM »
this guy is expected portal in.  recruited by pittman when he was at georgia.

https://247sports.com/player/joshua-braun-83391/


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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2431 on: November 29, 2022, 05:26:43 PM »


Damn, pick a fucking school and stick with it!

https://twitter.com/LayneHatcher/status/1597623930570694658

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2432 on: November 29, 2022, 05:29:16 PM »

Damn, pick a fucking school and stick with it!

https://twitter.com/LayneHatcher/status/1597623930570694658

Maybe an insurance policy for Arkansas  :stache:

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2433 on: November 29, 2022, 07:35:05 PM »

Reid Bauer bailing out on us.

We don’t have a punter left on the roster who can kick the ball more than 30 yards.

https://twitter.com/reidbauer70/status/1597761311357931523

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2434 on: November 29, 2022, 07:36:44 PM »
He’ll win the Heisman next year as a punter

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

I think we all know which poster you're talking about.

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2435 on: November 29, 2022, 08:05:17 PM »
Reid Bauer bailing out on us.

We don’t have a punter left on the roster who can kick the ball more than 30 yards.

https://twitter.com/reidbauer70/status/1597761311357931523
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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2436 on: November 29, 2022, 08:10:05 PM »
Reid Bauer bailing out on us.

We don’t have a punter left on the roster who can kick the ball more than 30 yards.

https://twitter.com/reidbauer70/status/1597761311357931523

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2437 on: November 29, 2022, 08:12:49 PM »
Bauer was also a noted excellent holder of the ball.

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2438 on: November 29, 2022, 08:20:43 PM »
Bauer was certainly better than fletcher so can’t blame him.


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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2439 on: November 29, 2022, 08:37:49 PM »
Shanks for nuthin
He's a 60/30 kicker. 
When you need him to kick it 60, he kicks it 30. 
When you need him to kick it 30, he kicks it 60. 
That being said, our staff fucked him over with the Aussie kicking experiment.  That guy sucked.
I guess it is all we have now, so he better get better fast.  Feed that boy some Vegemite!


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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2440 on: November 29, 2022, 08:53:54 PM »
Bauer was also a noted excellent holder of the ball.

That's the part that actually worries me.

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2441 on: November 29, 2022, 08:58:35 PM »
That's the part that actually worries me.

I know if I'm Little...I wouldn't want just any man holding my balls.

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2442 on: November 29, 2022, 09:03:51 PM »

Sam's got it going in the right direction!

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2443 on: November 29, 2022, 09:06:57 PM »
Reid Bauer bailing out on us.

We don’t have a punter left on the roster who can kick the ball more than 30 yards.

https://twitter.com/reidbauer70/status/1597761311357931523

Not just singling out this guy because they all do it.   

Forever a Hog.   But you’re literally not going to be.   I don’t know.  I guess it’s another kid on my lawn. 

Fast guy, but can't see a hole if Moses or Jenna Jameson opened it for him.

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2444 on: November 29, 2022, 09:08:24 PM »
Way too late for that.
That kid was held back a grade and graduated PA with my oldest daughter.  She's now in her second year of law school. 
Layne has to be 24-25 years old by now. 


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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2445 on: November 29, 2022, 09:58:08 PM »
don't these cats that are going to a 3rd school have to sit a year or is that no longer a requirement?

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2446 on: November 29, 2022, 10:06:51 PM »
i believe grad transfers don't. 


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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2447 on: November 29, 2022, 10:20:51 PM »
Reid Bauer bailing out on us.

We don’t have a punter left on the roster who can kick the ball more than 30 yards.

https://twitter.com/reidbauer70/status/1597761311357931523

Odd choice of action photo for a punter.


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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2448 on: November 29, 2022, 10:22:45 PM »
This NIL and transfer portal shit has made college football worse than NFL.

Good Lord.  This is how its going to be every season?

Fuck that.

LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: Look Who Portalled!
« Reply #2449 on: November 29, 2022, 10:29:40 PM »
I put this in another thread, but I guess it should go here too:

https://twitter.com/austin431/status/1597721382565343232?

Scary, if true. But I wonder how unusual it is these days.

Sam's got it going in the right direction!