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Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock? If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.
If you really want it tailored, you can set up a trust fund.
Not sure if parental income limits are applicable for Roth IRA contributions or not. If not, definitely put the first $6,000 a year into that. Remember any gains that are realized are taxed at your rate until he turns 18. I would put it into something and let it sit. That $100,000 would be tens of millions when he hit 60.
He can’t do a Roth unless they have earned income. That’s definitely the way to go once kids start working though.Just get an attorney to help you establish an irrevocable trust. You can dictate when they can access the funds and for what purpose plus won’t impact their ability to get financial aid for college. Will probably cost you $2-3 grand in fees.
Oh, I pay my kids so I wasn't sure. I thought a minor could go off the parent's income.
Maybe that is the thing. I want it flexible, but not so flexible that he can just blow it. So kinda like college, house or retirement.
Maybe I'll pare it back a bit to like 50k in a trust and then have some more in something more flexible that can be his 'Hookers and Blow' fund. He will likely be unathletic and maybe or maybe not smart and almost certainly an asshole, so he will need some throwing around money to get laid. Thanks for the advice, something like the trust you described that has age and criteria is the perfect thing. Will look into it probably right after the new year.
Maybe I'll pare it back a bit to like 50k in a trust and then have some more in something more flexible that can be his 'Hookers and Blow' fund.
It could all be in a trust. It can be made as flexible as you want it to be. A trust can own almost anything a "real person" can. Like mutual funds, checking accounts, grandfather clocks, or shares of Anacott Steel.
bass boats, outdoor kitchens...
Somehow the wife has convinced me that our child’s future takes priority. No biggie, just need to push out some of my big purchases for a year or so.
how much are you putting back for me?
Depends...
It occurs to me that you need to set aside an annual woopig beer fund to compensate the woopig brain trust for all of this free advice. Hell, a grand a year would completely suffice. I'll be in charge of it and will use it at each of the woopig pre-game gatherings to buy adult beverages for your woopig advisors.
You’ll just buy bud light orange.
We should just overshoot on the server fundraising. Should be easy to do since we get the money in like a couple of hours usually