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Offline SteveJ

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Jesus F'in Christ
« on: March 04, 2021, 10:24:57 PM »
So, I was going to take the board down at 10 to upgrade PHP and MySQL. Before that upgrade, I was going to take a full database backup.

However, around 8:00 the board crashed. Because a custom search index was building that was hopefully going to make the search feature here suck a little less.

Well, it crashed one table. The table with all of the posts in it. Luckily I took a full backup on Feb 22....and that's where we are.

By the way, the upgrades went off without a hitch. We're no longer running deprecated versions of PHP and MySQL.

So much stress..........but, better now.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2021, 10:25:49 PM »
You did God's work  :borat:

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2021, 10:27:13 PM »
Nice job.  :thumbup:


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2021, 10:28:31 PM »
I was afraid this was how Woopig ended


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2021, 10:30:33 PM »
Hey....we might see some weird behavior for a bit. I just created a post down in the admin forum with no attachments....and when it posted, there were two attachments. Screenshots from the Woopig Projects thread that is lost now.

But....I guess the attachments are still associated with a message id in the database....and since that message was lost but a new one has its ID number...it must have tied things together.

Just have patience. None of it should be too bad and will go away soon.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2021, 10:50:27 PM »
So that sick burn I made about Buffinator is lost forever?

That used to be the thing to do at Monkey Island at the Memphis Zoo, watch the monkeys beat off.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2021, 10:52:30 PM »
I was hoping you took all the server money in the middle of the night and were lounging at your beach condo in Playa De Carmen. 

It would be a great ending to how Woopig ends.

'Preciate the work E. Thanks.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2021, 11:30:11 PM »
So that sick burn I made about Buffinator is lost forever?

I'm sure it was the sickest. But yes.

Silver lining....I've configured daily database backups to run automatically. I apologize for just being unplugged for so long. I'm getting things squared away. I should have at least been keeping an eye on the server. I am now.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2021, 11:42:07 PM »
That table crashed again when I tried to optimize it. Then the google told me what to do on the MySQL console...and it should be completely resolved now.

Me on a Linux terminal doing shit is really exploring the space for me. But.....learning.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2021, 12:44:37 AM »
I was hoping you took all the server money in the middle of the night and were lounging at your beach condo in Playa De Carmen. 

It would be a great ending to how Woopig ends.

'Preciate the work E. Thanks.
I think WhaleQuim Cove is the de facto escape for woopig embezzlers.

...as for me and my house, we will call the Hogs.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2021, 12:45:58 AM »
That table crashed again when I tried to optimize it. Then the google told me what to do on the MySQL console...and it should be completely resolved now.

Me on a Linux terminal doing shit is really exploring the space for me. But.....learning.
Well it's obvious you managed to get this bitch up to 88 mph.

...as for me and my house, we will call the Hogs.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2021, 07:11:34 AM »
Thank God and Greyhound for E and the escape route from Hogville-world.  Having that as the only option for Hog news would have been a true sign of the Apocalypse.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2021, 07:31:22 AM »
Anyone else not having the new post icon show up next to the thread title.  The all unread topics button shows no new topics even when there are responses.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2021, 07:35:30 AM »
It worked when you posted just now.


Sorry, didn’t know if you were still working on issues or if everything had theoretically returned to operational norms.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2021, 07:41:51 AM »
It worked when you posted just now.


Sorry, didn’t know if you were still working on issues or if everything had theoretically returned to operational norms.

 :stache:

Hey....we might see some weird behavior for a bit. I just created a post down in the admin forum with no attachments....and when it posted, there were two attachments. Screenshots from the Woopig Projects thread that is lost now.

But....I guess the attachments are still associated with a message id in the database....and since that message was lost but a new one has its ID number...it must have tied things together.

Just have patience. None of it should be too bad and will go away soon.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2021, 07:47:18 AM »
Me on a Linux terminal doing shit is really exploring the space for me. But.....learning.

It's the only way to compute.   :beer:


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2021, 07:51:16 AM »
There is a difference between weird behavior and something not working as designed.  At least I thought there was. I don’t know how this internet wizardry works.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2021, 07:51:42 AM »
It was all Acater’s fault for wanting a new search feature.  ;D

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2021, 07:57:48 AM »
So that sick burn I made about Buffinator is lost forever?

Unlike your real father, that sick burn will come back to you one day.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2021, 08:22:35 AM »
The other day, I was putting two people together for a job project.  The top guy is a really rich, top top guy.  I sent him the contact info for other guy, later notice that it seems like me and him have a whole text thread going on.

I still don't know how this happened, but it copied an ongoing text thread between an esteeemed Woopigger and I and some of it discusses the blowjob I recently received in a parking lot near a cop car. 

Fuck, how embarrassing.    Technology is dangerous. 

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2021, 08:22:44 AM »
Nice work Elvis  :beer:


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2021, 08:26:23 AM »
All Unread Topics is not working for me. And no Razorback icon for show new posts.

Feel like a noob around here clicking on every thread to see if there is anything new.

fuck your feelings

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2021, 08:28:36 AM »
All Unread Topics is not working for me. And no Razorback icon for show new posts.

Feel like a noob around here clicking on every thread to see if there is anything new.
I am missing some threads, like Travelhog’s travels, the stock market thread, and cooking gear.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2021, 08:34:11 AM »
The little lights aren't twinkling Clark.

I'm sure E will have it back to normal post-haste.  Appreciate your's and everyone else's work on the Woopigs machine :beer:


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2021, 08:51:44 AM »
Our tax server dollars at work

 :D

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.