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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #125 on: March 07, 2021, 08:27:07 PM »
Do me a favor. Take a screenshot of Woopig on your phone. I want to see what you see...

This is all I get on my phone. iPad is fine.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #126 on: March 07, 2021, 09:52:08 PM »
This is the only thread that shows up under “All Unread Topics”.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #127 on: March 07, 2021, 10:12:22 PM »
This is the only thread that shows up under “All Unread Topics”.

Not for me. 

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #128 on: March 07, 2021, 10:14:20 PM »
Unread topics seems to work like the unread topics I've posted in since the great purge of 2021.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #129 on: March 07, 2021, 10:43:25 PM »
I'm sure it's just me but I can't seem to find the giant Netflix thread that we've been using for a long while now. It's just gone. No I didn't scroll back to page 2 or anything drastic like that.

I put Netflix in the search and hit enter. Waited 20 seconds. Saw the thread in the search results. Went to bump it for you, but OQ already had.

Use the search. It's slow but it works. Oh, if you hit 'Advanced Search' you can search just thread titles, which goes way faster.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #130 on: March 08, 2021, 06:09:20 AM »
This is the only thread that shows up under “All Unread Topics”.

You have to go under each forum and hit mark all read.  I think....

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #131 on: March 08, 2021, 06:13:34 AM »
I put Netflix in the search and hit enter. Waited 20 seconds. Saw the thread in the search results. Went to bump it for you, but OQ already had.

Use the search. It's slow but it works. Oh, if you hit 'Advanced Search' you can search just thread titles, which goes way faster.

I did the same thing and it turned up shit for shit...the number 1 was "Does anyone else use Netflix"

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #132 on: March 08, 2021, 10:16:08 AM »
The All Unread Topics button seems to be working correctly now

Edit: my first random attachment! Yes!

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #133 on: March 10, 2021, 03:39:50 PM »
Seems the All Unread Topics button only shows you threads you have posted in.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #134 on: March 10, 2021, 03:43:33 PM »
Seems the All Unread Topics button only shows you threads you have posted in.

Jesus F'in Christ....would you shut up?  It's all working fine for me.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #135 on: March 10, 2021, 04:43:32 PM »
Jesus F'in Christ....would you shut up?  It's all working fine for me.

Go fuck yourself

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #136 on: March 10, 2021, 04:56:22 PM »
Never ever try to make sense of SS's brain.
I use woopig4 theme and (seriously, my crotch really itches today, way more than usual) it’s the best version I’ve found for my phone/safari. All the other ones suck and hard to read.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #137 on: March 10, 2021, 05:17:27 PM »
My recent observations...

The bottom right [GO] button when viewing a thread on mobile seems wonky. I've tried different browsers in an effort to see if there is any noticeable difference and there is no change. I have tried a couple different mobile android devices and no change either. When I touch the button it doesn't react like it would thru normal web browsing with a computer. If you hit it...sometimes it goes and sometimes I end up having to hit it several times before it goes. So absent of any knowledge of web/forum design I have concluded that whatever clicky touchy code shit you have to do to make that all work isn't working optimally. Perhaps the target area isn't large enough...idk.


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Edit: trying a third device and it works fine. So maybe it's a hardware/software issue

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #138 on: March 10, 2021, 06:26:11 PM »
Seems the All Unread Topics button only shows you threads you have posted in.

Possibly an incentive to PM;RL.  Seriously, though, I don't think this will be a problem after a few more days of use.  We still haven't reached the post count we had at the time of the database crash.

The bottom right [GO] button when viewing a thread on mobile seems wonky.

If I understand the issue, that functionality should not have been affected by the database crash.  I think you're right it would be a hardware/software issue.  SMF is community-built, old as fuck, and was not meant to run on mobile devices.  We're going to see more and more of that, I suspect. 

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #139 on: March 10, 2021, 06:54:06 PM »
thanks elvis, hrc, and oq. 

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #140 on: March 10, 2021, 07:29:10 PM »
I also want to thank you guys for making this board the easiest message board to use that I've ever surfed or posted on. 
I have no idea what the fuck most of you are whining about.... but I've watched most of you whine for decades now so nothing surprises me. 

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #141 on: March 10, 2021, 08:31:10 PM »
Jesus F'in Christ....would you shut up?  It's all working fine for me.
Because you post in every fucking thread in the board.
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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #142 on: March 11, 2021, 08:46:29 AM »
Because you post in every fucking thread in the board.
And thanks to all those working on the site. It is much appreciated.

Is that against the rules?


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #143 on: March 11, 2021, 11:56:49 AM »
Is that against the rules?

If it were, there's be even fewer people around.


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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #144 on: March 11, 2021, 01:56:19 PM »
Is that against the rules?
no, have you seen my post count?

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #145 on: March 12, 2021, 08:21:43 PM »
Anyone else having posts show up on unread, then you read it and click to go back into unread and that thread is still there?

"I hate you Acater!"- Otis Kirk

"Grant couldn't practice, we put a green shirt on him, he kept trying to put the red on but 'no no no, we're not gunna touch you' Then he goes out and has that game. He's out there holding his elbow and goes and picks off a pass to win. He is Arkansas." - Pittman

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #146 on: March 12, 2021, 08:22:41 PM »
no, have you seen my post, count?

Fixed.

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #147 on: March 12, 2021, 08:24:35 PM »
Win

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #148 on: March 13, 2021, 04:50:00 PM »
Anyone else having posts show up on unread, then you read it and click to go back into unread and that thread is still there?

Everyone else having this? Something I need to do or wait for?

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Re: Jesus F'in Christ
« Reply #149 on: March 13, 2021, 04:56:24 PM »
Everyone else having this? Something I need to do or wait for?
If someone revives a post on a thread, you can read it and when you click out, it still shows unread. I click “Mark read” and it then goes back to normal.

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