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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #125 on: May 13, 2021, 05:04:59 PM »
What happened to Burnside? Just tuned in and they mentioned an injury.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #127 on: May 13, 2021, 06:08:23 PM »
That big ass Smoky Mountain hoss is mowing our girls down


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #128 on: May 13, 2021, 06:10:08 PM »
THE TENNESSEE SOFTBALL PITCHER HAS A 1-HITTER GOING!


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #129 on: May 13, 2021, 06:26:59 PM »
Dang it. Vols win 1-0.

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #130 on: May 13, 2021, 07:27:36 PM »
THE TENNESSEE SOFTBALL PITCHER HAS A 1-HITTER GOING!
N/A for SOFTBALL. FURYK.

Maybe Deifel realizes like DVH that the SEC tourney doesn't mean shit for the top teams.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #131 on: May 16, 2021, 08:17:08 PM »
Hogs get the number 6 national seed. Hosting at Bogle this weekend.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #132 on: May 16, 2021, 08:48:33 PM »
We play Manhattan at noon Friday. It's on SECN


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #133 on: May 19, 2021, 04:16:12 PM »
I just became aware of this person a few days ago... [emoji533]


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #134 on: May 19, 2021, 05:49:26 PM »
I just became aware of this person a few days ago... [emoji533]



Evan Lee’s wife.

She and Dorian Craft will be the commentators for the softball championship games on Arkansas PBS starting tomorrow.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #135 on: May 19, 2021, 07:00:50 PM »
These two pictures seem like they would be leading into something that requires this music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE3hF9fMp94

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #136 on: May 19, 2021, 09:44:55 PM »
She’s really glamourized in those pics.   

She was a pretty solid center fielder though.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #137 on: May 20, 2021, 12:16:20 PM »
She and Dorian Craft will be the commentators for the softball championship games on Arkansas PBS starting tomorrow.


https://twitter.com/doriancraft/status/1395386921992564737

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #138 on: May 20, 2021, 01:00:13 PM »
I'm using this...


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #139 on: May 20, 2021, 01:22:45 PM »
Fucking awesome.


A bunch of dudes should dress up like giant jelly dongs in the outfield to distract their hitters...Rick B can just go as himself.

« Last Edit: May 20, 2021, 01:25:29 PM by hogsrunwild »
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #140 on: May 20, 2021, 04:16:31 PM »
Fucking awesome.


A bunch of dudes should dress up like giant jelly dongs in the outfield to distract their hitters...Rick B can just go as himself.
I hate you.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #141 on: May 20, 2021, 06:38:22 PM »
I'm using this...



Told my middle child about this. She said she had a science test at 12, but I told her this was more powerful than faking a bellyache at 11:00. We’ll be there.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #142 on: May 20, 2021, 10:28:49 PM »
Told my middle child about this. She said she had a science test at 12, but I told her this was more powerful than faking a bellyache at 11:00. We’ll be there.
Awesome. Would you please come look me up in section 4, row N? Say hi and shake hands!


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #143 on: May 21, 2021, 11:42:30 AM »
We play Manhattan at noon Friday. It's on SECN


Rain delay.  New start time is 1:00 CDT.

https://twitter.com/RazorbackSB/status/1395781142171709444

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #144 on: May 21, 2021, 12:29:47 PM »

Rain delay.  New start time is 1:00 CDT.

https://twitter.com/RazorbackSB/status/1395781142171709444
Eyewitness* reports say that there is a constant light rain in the greater Bogle Park area.
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* - My wife and I are at Torchy's on MLK waiting to go to the park whilst drankin way too friggin expensive margaritas. GO HOGS!


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #145 on: May 21, 2021, 12:42:32 PM »
Moved to 1:35. It's gonna keep moving in 30 minute intervals til 3 pm, I bet.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #146 on: May 21, 2021, 01:40:14 PM »
Moved to 1:35. It's gonna keep moving in 30 minute intervals til 3 pm, I bet.
SEC network now says 2:05. RickB, knower of all things softball, is right on the first 30 minute interval.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #147 on: May 21, 2021, 01:40:49 PM »
2 pm now. And I think we'll start now. Very light rain.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #148 on: May 21, 2021, 02:16:41 PM »
I would assume none of y'all care but, simple PBP...

TOP 1

Mary Haff in the circle. As per norm.

Jasper lead off hitter hits a sharp one to third. Hannah Gammil knocks it down. Runner safe.

Haff K #1. 1 out.
Haff K #2. 2 outs.

Long fly ball to center. Caught.

Runner stranded at 1st.

Top 1, 0-0.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #149 on: May 21, 2021, 02:17:53 PM »
Bot 1.

Hannah McEwen pop foul out to LF. 1 out.

Braxton Burnside grounds out to 3rd. 2 outs.

Hannah Gammil pops out to 2nd.

Bot 1: 0-0

PS. Creeper alert. Hannah Gammil is a waitress at JJ's on Dickson when she's not kicking ass at Bogle.

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