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Offline Rick B.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #300 on: May 10, 2022, 09:18:06 AM »
I’m kinda keen on that Alabama transfer.  Not sure if she has an instawhatevr.
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #301 on: May 10, 2022, 09:29:23 AM »

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #302 on: May 10, 2022, 11:04:34 AM »
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #303 on: May 10, 2022, 01:06:56 PM »
I don't do insta so a link is all I can contribute

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I'm betting she's real popular with her teammates.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #304 on: May 10, 2022, 01:20:53 PM »
I'm betting she's real popular with her teammates.

and can't figure out why she's always the first one out of the shower room

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #305 on: May 10, 2022, 05:11:28 PM »
Instagram?

It’s a social media platform on which people can post pictures, suggestive or otherwise, and caption it for their viewing audience.

But that’s not important right now. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #306 on: May 10, 2022, 05:42:02 PM »
It’s a social media platform on which people can post pictures, suggestive or otherwise, and caption it for their viewing audience.

But that’s not important right now.
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #307 on: May 10, 2022, 11:50:40 PM »
It’s a social media platform on which people can post pictures, suggestive or otherwise, and caption it for their viewing audience.

But that’s not important right now.
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #308 on: May 11, 2022, 03:43:21 AM »
I’m kinda keen on that Alabama transfer.  Not sure if she has an instawhatevr.

Same. But then again, any straight guy should be.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #309 on: May 11, 2022, 09:08:45 PM »
Tune in to SECN now. The Georgia girls are basically wearing yoga pants. I'm mesmerized by the pitcher's ass.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #310 on: May 12, 2022, 07:48:25 PM »
Tune in to SECN now. The Georgia girls are basically wearing yoga pants. I'm mesmerized by the pitcher's ass.

Are they still on?

Or I guess now they’re at least half off. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #311 on: May 12, 2022, 07:59:40 PM »
PSA:

YOUR Arkansas Lady Razorbacks play the Ole Miss Debutantes tonight on SECN at a time to be determined, after conclusion of the Florida-Kentucky game that is currently in the 5th inning.  Guessing our game will tip off somewhere around 10 ET / 9 CT.   

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #312 on: May 12, 2022, 08:20:16 PM »
PSA:

YOUR Arkansas Lady Razorbacks play the Ole Miss Debutantes tonight on SECN at a time to be determined, after conclusion of the Florida-Kentucky game that is currently in the 5th inning.  Guessing our game will tip off somewhere around 10 ET / 9 CT.   

Tip off? Are they going to have a jump ball on the pitchers mound or at home plate?


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #313 on: May 12, 2022, 08:23:53 PM »
Tip off? Are they going to have a jump ball on the pitchers mound or at home plate?

Sorry.  I meant opening kick.   

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #314 on: May 12, 2022, 09:38:12 PM »
I don’t know how they pitch underhanded and do all of the curves, rise balls, etc,  but Haff just carved up those 3 batters with 3 Ks in the first


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #315 on: May 12, 2022, 09:55:51 PM »
I don’t know how they pitch underhanded and do all of the curves, rise balls, etc,  but Haff just carved up those 3 batters with 3 Ks in the first

Changeups are the wildest to me.   It’s like they have a yo-yo on a string.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #316 on: May 12, 2022, 10:55:43 PM »
Apparently softball umps love squeezing the zone as well.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #317 on: May 12, 2022, 11:11:41 PM »
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #318 on: May 13, 2022, 06:39:42 AM »
Ladies beat OM 3-0.  They play Florida sometime between 4:30 and 9:00 Central.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #319 on: May 13, 2022, 09:29:34 AM »
I don’t know how they pitch underhanded and do all of the curves, rise balls, etc,  but Haff just carved up those 3 batters with 3 Ks in the first

it is amazing how they can make it dance.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #320 on: May 13, 2022, 06:47:03 PM »
it is amazing how they can make it dance.

It’s not easy.  They just have to put in the twerk.   

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #321 on: May 13, 2022, 06:54:17 PM »
First serve tonight at 8:10 / 7:10. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #322 on: May 13, 2022, 07:30:56 PM »
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #323 on: May 13, 2022, 07:35:51 PM »
Yeah it got pushed back a bit. 

My csb or the day - I’ve actually met Michele Smith, the color commentator.  Super nice lady.   And was at one time the First Lady of USA Softball. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #324 on: May 13, 2022, 07:56:08 PM »
Playing the home team and just got majorly Tebowed on a bullshit strike 3 call. 

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