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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #325 on: May 13, 2022, 07:56:41 PM »
Ump just gifted the Florida pitcher a strikeout. Would’ve been bases loaded with no outs.


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« Reply #326 on: May 13, 2022, 08:01:06 PM »
Ump just gifted the Florida pitcher a strikeout. Would’ve been bases loaded with no outs.

That was so horrible.  Coach Diefel incinerated him with her eyes. 

At least one generous strike on the last batter too. 


And now Delce getting squeezed on identical pitches. 

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« Reply #327 on: May 13, 2022, 08:19:23 PM »
Our team is having to swing at virtually everything because of this jerkoff. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #328 on: May 13, 2022, 08:47:30 PM »
Idiot Florida fans chanting the only two colors in the crayon box they haven’t eaten. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #329 on: May 13, 2022, 08:59:29 PM »
BASES JUICED!! VODKA RED BULL HATS ENGAGED!!


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« Reply #330 on: May 13, 2022, 09:03:19 PM »
Wow.  We got EXTREMELY lucky there. 

Best luck ANY Razorback team has ever had in that town. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #331 on: May 13, 2022, 09:06:20 PM »
Can a brother get a score?


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #332 on: May 13, 2022, 09:13:06 PM »
4-1 T5 Hogs

We are the home team. Plated 4 off bases juiced by hitting to their stoned pitcher 3 times in a row.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #333 on: May 13, 2022, 09:32:39 PM »
Can a brother get a score?

It’s on ESPN2.    You don’t have?

Hogs now batting in bottom of the 6th.  Still 4-1. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #334 on: May 13, 2022, 09:39:34 PM »
I think it’s been said before in this thread but KB Sides is a beautiful girl. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #335 on: May 13, 2022, 09:46:10 PM »
Hogs win 4-1

Are we allowed to say “suck it, gators” to a womens?

Hogs vs MIZ tomorrow


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #336 on: May 13, 2022, 09:58:22 PM »
Hogs win 4-1

Are we allowed to say “suck it, gators” to a womens?

Hogs vs MIZ tomorrow

Absolutely can say it.   They will anyway. 

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« Reply #337 on: May 14, 2022, 09:08:31 AM »
If y'all follow...

Courtney Diefel won back to back SEC coach of the year.

Chenise Delce won SEC pitcher of the year.

And KB SIDES won SEC player of the year.

Hannah Gamill (3rd) and Danielle Gibson (1st) made it on the All Defensive team.

Chenise Delce, Hannah Gamill, Danielle Gibson, Mary Haff, Linnie Malkin, and  KB SIDES were first team ALL-SEC. 6 players. KY and UGA both had 3 each.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #338 on: May 14, 2022, 09:29:58 AM »
And to think, Bama didn’t want KB to come back. 

Fools. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #339 on: May 14, 2022, 10:47:33 AM »
Looks like we play today at 4:00 on the deuce.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #340 on: May 14, 2022, 10:54:33 AM »
Looks like we play today at 4:00 on the deuce.

And based on the last two days of delays, it will probably be about 6:30 or 8:00.

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« Reply #341 on: May 14, 2022, 12:01:18 PM »
And to think, Bama didn’t want KB to come back. 

Fools. 

So what was her story to transfer…was it that simple?


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« Reply #342 on: May 14, 2022, 12:16:43 PM »
So what was her story to transfer…was it that simple?

Pretty much.  Deifel was the first coach to call and she loved it when she took the visit.   

https://youtu.be/MVgFvNlnDac

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« Reply #343 on: May 14, 2022, 12:58:54 PM »
Pretty much.  Deifel was the first coach to call and she loved it when she took the visit.   

https://youtu.be/MVgFvNlnDac

What’s the female equivalent if I wanted to say her season simply tea bagged that decision by Bama coaches ?


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #344 on: May 14, 2022, 01:16:50 PM »
What’s the female equivalent if I wanted to say her season simply tea bagged that decision by Bama coaches ?

I feel like Katie Cat would authorize use of this maneuver.

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« Reply #345 on: May 14, 2022, 03:30:38 PM »
I feel like Katie Cat would authorize use of this maneuver.



The old Cunt Punt?


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #346 on: May 14, 2022, 04:01:34 PM »
Starting on ESPN News…channel 207 with DirectV.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #347 on: May 14, 2022, 04:23:07 PM »
The talented and beautiful KB Sides set the table and scored two singles later to put the Hogs on the board 1-0 after 1. 

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« Reply #348 on: May 14, 2022, 04:33:20 PM »
The announcer made a statement a while ago that said you shouldn’t swing for a HR on a singles pitch. Wish our men’s team had heard that.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #349 on: May 14, 2022, 04:38:43 PM »
That Hannibal Lecter mask the pitcher has to wear would annoy the hell out of me.

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