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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #350 on: May 14, 2022, 04:39:21 PM »
Hogs hit a foul ball for a triple and a bloop single.  Then ended the inning with bad baserunning and a 6-4-2 double play.  2-0 after 2. 

Can’t believe they didn’t reverse that call. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #351 on: May 14, 2022, 04:44:21 PM »
Hogs hit a foul ball for a triple and a bloop single.  Then ended the inning with bad baserunning and a 6-4-2 double play.  2-0 after 2. 

Can’t believe they didn’t reverse that call.
From the right field look, it looked like it hit the first base bag. But, from the side view, it didn’t. We got a break there.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #352 on: May 14, 2022, 04:51:01 PM »
From the right field look, it looked like it hit the first base bag. But, from the side view, it didn’t. We got a break there.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #353 on: May 14, 2022, 04:51:52 PM »
Take ‘‘em however you get ‘em.

For sure.   It’s just so foreign to get that call.   Maybe Birmingham isn’t watching this event. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #354 on: May 14, 2022, 04:54:53 PM »
For sure.   It’s just so foreign to get that call.   Maybe Birmingham isn’t watching this event.

It’s just girl’s softball. No deep pocket money involved so no “big boys” to protect.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #355 on: May 14, 2022, 04:55:28 PM »
For sure.   It’s just so foreign to get that call.   Maybe Birmingham isn’t watching this event.

We have a former Alabama player in the lineup.  Her privilege is transferable, apparently. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #356 on: May 14, 2022, 04:58:28 PM »
We have a former Alabama player in the lineup.  Her privilege is transferable, apparently.

And a former Texas player.  It’s starting to make more sense. 

We had a third consecutive leadoff batter on base but nothing out of it.  Still 2-0 after 3.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #357 on: May 14, 2022, 05:05:38 PM »
Back on the deuce.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #358 on: May 14, 2022, 05:09:38 PM »
Holy Shit! Mizzou with a triple play.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #359 on: May 14, 2022, 05:11:08 PM »
And we keep getting outs in deuces.   

Third time in four innings.  Wasting some really good hits.   

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #360 on: May 14, 2022, 05:12:37 PM »
And we keep getting outs in deuces.   

Third time in four innings.  Wasting some really good hits.

This game should be over if we’d stop hitting into double plays

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #361 on: May 14, 2022, 05:20:00 PM »
KB is just terrific

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #362 on: May 14, 2022, 05:20:51 PM »
I don’t believe Sides touched third on that score.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #363 on: May 14, 2022, 05:21:37 PM »
The Blonde Sparkplug does it again.   

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #364 on: May 14, 2022, 05:21:41 PM »
I don’t believe Sides touched third on that score.
I thought the same thing. I was hoping she would touch it when she got up.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #365 on: May 14, 2022, 05:23:26 PM »
I don’t believe Sides touched third on that score.

Bama privilege strikes again

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #366 on: May 14, 2022, 05:24:01 PM »
That Hannibal Lecter mask the pitcher has to wear would annoy the hell out of me.

They aren't required,  but at 43 feet it is a good idea.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #367 on: May 14, 2022, 05:28:16 PM »
They aren't required,  but at 43 feet it is a good idea.

Know a guy who lost an eye pitching slow pitch.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #368 on: May 14, 2022, 05:29:13 PM »
Women as bad as the men when the bases are loaded

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #369 on: May 14, 2022, 05:29:43 PM »
They aren't required,  but at 43 feet it is a good idea.
We almost killed one of Mizzou’s pitchers with a hit. I can see why they wear it but it would still annoy me.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #370 on: May 14, 2022, 05:30:27 PM »
Know a guy who lost an eye pitching slow pitch.

I once saw a guy lose probably 3 or 4 teeth on a bad hop.  It was awful. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #371 on: May 14, 2022, 05:47:14 PM »
Know a guy who lost an eye pitching slow pitch.

I know a guy who would’ve probably suffered major organ damage if he hadn’t been carrying about 50 extra pounds of belly fat.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #372 on: May 14, 2022, 05:47:46 PM »
Hogs win 4-0!

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #373 on: May 14, 2022, 05:48:25 PM »
Most subdued championship celebration ever.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #374 on: May 14, 2022, 05:50:06 PM »
Jesus. Why are the announcers talking about Missouri right now?  They didn’t just win the ship.

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