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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #450 on: May 21, 2022, 10:18:36 PM »
My new friends. The NJIT of our softball Regional... Princeton Tigers fans. They are highly impressed with Fayetteville and Bogle Park. Bitches drank all my beer.



I called that play, brotha. 


I really liked that interview with their coach.  Such great exposure for a program like that.   This hopefully would be a situation like the NJIT adoption last year.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #451 on: May 21, 2022, 10:35:43 PM »
My new friends. The NJIT of our softball Regional... Princeton Tigers fans. They are highly impressed with Fayetteville and Bogle Park. Bitches drank all my beer.



question - what is #HogTwitter all about?

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #452 on: May 22, 2022, 12:21:14 AM »
question - what is #HogTwitter all about?
Bunch of Hog fans on Twitter made it up. Before Garth Brooks, someone made the banner so we could easily identify the Hog Twitter tailgate tent.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #453 on: May 22, 2022, 12:22:27 AM »
question - what is #HogTwitter all about?

The Hogs.




























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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #454 on: May 22, 2022, 12:59:43 AM »
Hog twitter is mostly drama and dudes wanting to bang chicks and chicks being dramatic.  So like the rest of twitter

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #455 on: May 22, 2022, 08:44:15 AM »
Today's 1:00 game against Oregon looks like it'll be on SECN.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #456 on: May 22, 2022, 08:45:56 AM »
Hog twitter is mostly drama and dudes wanting to bang chicks and chicks being dramatic.  So like the rest of twitter

Horny dudes?

Dramatic chicks?

Sounds like the entire world.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #457 on: May 22, 2022, 09:48:47 AM »
Horny dudes?

Dramatic chicks?

Sounds like the entire world.

I'm glad Woopig has transcended such worldly nonsense.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #458 on: May 22, 2022, 11:44:56 AM »
I'm glad Woopig has transcended such worldly nonsense.

Woopig is the old guy at the gym walking through the locker room naked with his saggy bag swinging knee to knee


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #459 on: May 22, 2022, 12:00:45 PM »
Horny dudes?

Dramatic chicks?

Sounds like the entire world.
True.  So much drama.  I don’t even understand most of it.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #460 on: May 22, 2022, 01:05:43 PM »
Envy me.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #461 on: May 22, 2022, 01:07:45 PM »
Envy me.



I was just wondering where you were in the stands, and there you are being my hero.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #462 on: May 22, 2022, 01:20:15 PM »
Time for my annual bitch about the undefeated team in the regional being the visiting team in this game. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #463 on: May 22, 2022, 01:27:41 PM »
There’s boom #1

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #464 on: May 22, 2022, 01:29:40 PM »
I was just about to comment on them swinging for the fence.  But it’s okay when Malkin does it.    :cheese:

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #465 on: May 22, 2022, 01:30:48 PM »
There’s boom #2.  Looks like a great crowd - this team deserves it.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #466 on: May 22, 2022, 01:31:54 PM »
Hello.

I'm just checking in to say FUCK YO COUCHES STEVE PREFONTAINE AND DANA ALTMAN for my sisters in Christ Linnie Malkin and Kacie Hoffman.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #467 on: May 22, 2022, 01:51:37 PM »
Hello.

I'm just checking in to say FUCK YO COUCHES STEVE PREFONTAINE AND DANA ALTMAN for my sisters in Christ Linnie Malkin and Kacie Hoffman.

Your heavenly energies are probably better spent on this team rather than your brothers.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #468 on: May 22, 2022, 01:57:50 PM »
I never thought I’d see the day where the ladies are so much better than the men.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #469 on: May 22, 2022, 02:06:12 PM »
I mean, most of us have always held the believe that we prefer women to men, but I’m glad to welcome you to the team.  Better late than never. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #470 on: May 22, 2022, 02:07:07 PM »
Dang, they know how to swing that stick better than the men.  Another boom.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #471 on: May 22, 2022, 02:07:22 PM »
Just checking in to say FUCK YO COUCH JOEY HARRINGTON on behalf of my sister in Christ Danielle Gibson. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #472 on: May 22, 2022, 02:20:09 PM »
DVH needed to have his team at this tourney to watch how you are supposed to hit.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #473 on: May 22, 2022, 02:21:09 PM »
That wasn’t optimal. Did the baseball team just channel their energies into the women?

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #474 on: May 22, 2022, 02:22:16 PM »
That wasn’t optimal. Did the baseball team just channel their energies into the women?
That was one cluster fuck of a series of throws.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....