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Offline Thin Red Swine

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #475 on: May 22, 2022, 02:23:26 PM »
I think DVH came back from Tuscaloosa and taught some defense.   

Judas that was buddy league level. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #476 on: May 22, 2022, 02:24:57 PM »
That was one cluster fuck of a series of throws.

That girl’s gotta feel like Forrest Gump now.  I just kept running

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #477 on: May 22, 2022, 02:26:54 PM »
If at any point someone had just stuck the ball in their pocket, we still have the lead.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #478 on: May 22, 2022, 02:28:42 PM »
Dirty old man alert.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #479 on: May 22, 2022, 02:32:42 PM »
Maybe stop taking pics of my girl’s ass* - you’re giving her some bad karma at the plate today or something.

*Obviously, just kidding.  You never listen to me anyway.  Keep it up.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #480 on: May 22, 2022, 02:40:36 PM »
No question this is Rick's fault. 

He should be taking pictures of Oregon asses.  They have more nice ones per capita.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #481 on: May 22, 2022, 02:42:12 PM »
Almost a great double play.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #482 on: May 22, 2022, 02:44:02 PM »
No question this is Rick's fault. 

He should be taking pictures of Oregon asses.  They have more nice ones per capita.
I mean, they're way over there.

If it's anyone's fault, it's you NEW fans who are watching softball for the first time since baseball is off today.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #483 on: May 22, 2022, 02:47:38 PM »
Payback for our errors.   :borat:

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #484 on: May 22, 2022, 02:50:27 PM »
I mean, they're way over there.

If it's anyone's fault, it's you NEW fans who are watching softball for the first time since baseball is off today.

You most certainly aren't talking about me as a new fan.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #485 on: May 22, 2022, 02:52:17 PM »
You most certainly aren't talking about me as a new fan.

Me neither.

I've been watching since last weekend.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #486 on: May 22, 2022, 02:54:19 PM »
Wow fuck this ump.  That location has been a ball all day.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #487 on: May 22, 2022, 03:01:02 PM »
Hedgecock  :dude1:

Again though, fuck this ump. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #488 on: May 22, 2022, 03:01:38 PM »
I mean, they're way over there.

If it's anyone's fault, it's you NEW fans who are watching softball for the first time since baseball is off today.

I, for one, appreciate your efforts today. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #489 on: May 22, 2022, 03:02:43 PM »
I think KB just iced this game for good  :borat:

That girl was almost around the bases before the ball landed.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #490 on: May 22, 2022, 03:06:55 PM »
Hedgecock  :dude1:

Again though, fuck this ump.

Stumbled across a FSU game a few weeks back. They have a pitcher named Sandercock. Hard no.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #491 on: May 22, 2022, 03:07:12 PM »
I think KB is my all time favorite Player followed closely by the center fielder for Oregon.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #492 on: May 22, 2022, 03:17:03 PM »
That escalated quickly

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #493 on: May 22, 2022, 03:37:29 PM »
I want to be at the bottom of the Hog pile when we win.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #494 on: May 22, 2022, 03:39:23 PM »
The super regional is gonna be great

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #495 on: May 22, 2022, 03:39:34 PM »
I would like to comfort the losing team…

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #496 on: May 22, 2022, 03:40:15 PM »
I would like to comfort the losing team…

Especially that center fielder. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #497 on: May 22, 2022, 03:54:10 PM »
Especially that center fielder.

Just ignore the baby crying in the other room?

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #498 on: May 22, 2022, 04:02:41 PM »
Just ignore the baby crying in the other room?


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #499 on: May 22, 2022, 04:09:37 PM »

If you’re talking about Jasmine, that’s what she’s got a husband for.

This is the way. 

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.