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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2021, 08:51:24 AM »
She was a freshman in '17 so she's likely 23 now so I don't know, she may NOT be way too young.  :D
It’s not the fact that she is WTY....it is the fact that you are WTO.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2021, 09:21:03 AM »
It’s not the fact that she is WTY....it is the fact that you are WTO.
I can be her Sugar Daddy.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2021, 01:31:11 PM »
I hope we'll be able to keep kids like Burnside home in the future to begin with instead of having them transfer home.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2021, 02:04:46 PM »
I can be her Sugar Daddy.

Play her George Michael's father figure

which if you look at the lyrics would sound mega creepy if an old dude sang it to a young woman, so maybe scratch that


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2021, 02:07:16 PM »
Play her George Michael's father figure

which if you look at the lyrics would sound mega creepy if an old dude sang it to a young woman, so maybe scratch that

Look at her Twitter page and look at her cover story pic.  If that's her boyfriend, I'd fit right in. 


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2021, 02:40:53 PM »
Look at her Twitter page and look at her cover story pic.  If that's her boyfriend, I'd fit right in.

I tried to copy and post that pic on here.  That boy’s got a prize-winning mullet.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2021, 07:05:18 PM »
She was a freshman in '17 so she's likely 23 now so I don't know, she may NOT be way too young.  :D

Thought for sure you’d ask how I know all that. 

And my honest answer would have to be...she likes pillow talk. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2021, 07:38:31 PM »
HRW is intrigued.



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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2021, 07:41:20 PM »
2,1

That used to be the thing to do at Monkey Island at the Memphis Zoo, watch the monkeys beat off.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2021, 09:13:29 PM »
HRW is intrigued.
Double header, indeed.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2021, 09:17:23 PM »
Part of it is that the short one is 'listed' as 5'6".  That would make the taller girl fairly freaking tall.  At least 6'

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2021, 09:13:53 AM »
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2021, 02:27:15 PM »
Girls down 4-3 in the bottom of the 5th to MethZou.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2021, 02:37:52 PM »
Damn...this Ms. State pitcher and catcher are some “big” girls. And so does eATMe. Bet they all feed out of the same trough.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2021, 03:12:32 PM »
I don’t hate looking at the Mizzou shortstop from behind.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2021, 02:55:24 PM »
PSA: The game today at 4/3 will be on ESPN News. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #66 on: April 25, 2021, 03:51:08 PM »
Good grief.  Mizzou is an offensive joggernut.   Slap it around and run but they can also hit the long ball. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2021, 04:39:37 PM »
Losing 4-1, we look like shit. Rick's underage crush playing like crap.
We are Mizzou's bitch in every sport it seems.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2021, 04:40:47 PM »

Getting our little rears spanked now.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2021, 04:44:04 PM »
Losing 4-1, we look like shit. Rick's underage crush playing like crap.
We are Mizzou's bitch in every sport it seems.
Basketball says fuck that noise and DVH wants a piece of that Tiger as well


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #70 on: April 25, 2021, 04:54:38 PM »
Like I said.  Joggernut. 

Best #19 team I’ve ever seen.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2021, 05:07:07 PM »
Like I said.  Joggernut. 

Best #19 team I’ve ever seen.
Their record isn’t much different than ours.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2021, 09:06:25 AM »
Still #1 in the conference.  At LSU this weekend.



I hope we'll be able to keep kids like Burnside home in the future to begin with instead of having them transfer home.

Same here.  Working on two right now.  One is sold, one is not yet.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2021, 09:43:36 AM »
Didn't we hand Misery a defeat yesterday?  LSU again this weekend?


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2021, 10:07:59 AM »
Didn't we hand Misery a defeat yesterday?  LSU again this weekend?

Monday night, we beat Mizzou to salvage a win in the series.  LSU F/S/Su at 6/5/6 p.m.

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