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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #500 on: May 22, 2022, 04:27:54 PM »
I must be getting old or not old enough because some of you guys are starting to creep me the fuck out.

I just want to get paid for sucking ass

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #501 on: May 22, 2022, 04:41:49 PM »
In other NCAA softball action, there was a surprise out of Tuscaloosa with Stanford ending the Tide’s season early.   They beat them in the 1-0 game yesterday and the IF game today. 

Mississippi State is battling Florida State in their IF game, down only 3-1 in the 3rd. 

No other surprises but there are a few yet to be decided. 

BlowU beat Aggie 20-0 in 5 innings to move to their Super. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #502 on: May 22, 2022, 05:35:08 PM »
I must be getting old or not old enough because some of you guys are starting to creep me the fuck out.
Bring back memories of having to sit in the corner and watch?

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #503 on: May 22, 2022, 05:45:52 PM »
You most certainly aren't talking about me as a new fan.
Wait, how many games have you attended?


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #504 on: May 22, 2022, 07:45:55 PM »

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #505 on: May 22, 2022, 08:23:19 PM »
Wait, how many games have you attended?

Well, last year when we were there for the baseball series against the Gators, we caught one on our way to BWS.

So, one. 

It’s not exactly around the corner for me in South Florida. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #506 on: May 22, 2022, 08:24:32 PM »
Well, last year when we were there for the baseball series against the Gators, we caught one on our way to BWS.

So, one. 

It’s not exactly around the corner for me in South Florida.
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #507 on: May 22, 2022, 08:25:24 PM »
I’m a Longhorn fan right now just because I want Texas to eat a little more Hog ass next weekend.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #508 on: May 22, 2022, 08:25:47 PM »

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #509 on: May 22, 2022, 08:30:52 PM »
I know. I'm just screwing around with you!! GO HOGS!!

You better be or I’ll come kick your lily white red ass. 


Moving on, this girl is just special…

https://twitter.com/sideskendall/status/1528491318615359488?s=21&t=5E_potC9J44mRy9UNfCLcA

“I hope people realize softball to me is about JOY. It’s not simply about the wins, it’s not just about championships. It’s about playing for those who love me and appreciate me. It’s about JOY.”

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #510 on: May 22, 2022, 09:32:55 PM »
 :notexas: just took a 2-0 lead in the 5th in Seattle.  Bring ‘em on. 

It’s on ESPNU but be warned, the colors may hurt your eyes.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #511 on: May 22, 2022, 10:16:31 PM »
I need 5 tickets for next weekend. 🥺


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #512 on: May 22, 2022, 10:32:43 PM »
 Bring on the cocksucking sluts of Austin


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #513 on: May 22, 2022, 10:59:23 PM »
You better be or I’ll come kick your lily white red ass. 


Moving on, this girl is just special…

https://twitter.com/sideskendall/status/1528491318615359488?s=21&t=5E_potC9J44mRy9UNfCLcA

“I hope people realize softball to me is about JOY. It’s not simply about the wins, it’s not just about championships. It’s about playing for those who love me and appreciate me. It’s about JOY.”

Was one of the best comments I’ve ever seen from a softball girl. Not sure, and don’t care, what led her to leave her home state, but love that she came here. Most likely because of our coach, who is like the other coaches we’ve hired.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #514 on: May 23, 2022, 06:58:30 AM »
The upcoming schedule, for this week…and beyond. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #515 on: May 23, 2022, 09:12:00 AM »
Anybody have an idea where there might be two tickets for sale on the secondary market?

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #516 on: May 23, 2022, 09:22:00 AM »
Thursday - 7ET / 6 CT - ESPN2
Friday - 4ET / 3 CT - ESPN
Saturday  - if not necessary

Full bracket here...

https://www.ncaa.com/brackets/print/softball/d1/2022

For all the SEC hype with 12 teams in the tournament, only three advanced to the Supers.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #517 on: May 23, 2022, 09:42:07 AM »
Anybody have an idea where there might be two tickets for sale on the secondary market?

Yes.  On the secondary market.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #518 on: May 23, 2022, 10:22:47 AM »
rick - honest question.

how full were the seats because there were a lot of empty seats in the 3 sections behind home plate on the stream. (kinda like we've seen at Baum this year)

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #519 on: May 23, 2022, 10:59:06 AM »
Something special about this team.  I used to not give a rip about softball but it's hard not to be all in on this group.

The Texas series at Bogle will be unprecedented.  Jam packed and rowdy.  Bring it on, bitches.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #520 on: May 23, 2022, 11:10:49 AM »
rick - honest question.

how full were the seats because there were a lot of empty seats in the 3 sections behind home plate on the stream. (kinda like we've seen at Baum this year)

It was FAR from full.  I was pissed.  The BERM was like 100% full capacity with the rowdies.  I'd say there were probably 30% empty seats.  Some of the super duper donors who bought up all the freakin seats in the bowl didn't sell their tickets and didn't show up.  Probably weather related.  Blah. 

I'll bet it's full Thursday night and Friday afternoon though.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #521 on: May 23, 2022, 11:25:48 AM »
Sold out. Didn't even get a chance to buy a ticket and it sold out.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #522 on: May 23, 2022, 11:26:00 AM »
As great as the hires have been in Men's sports, Deifel might be the best of the bunch.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #523 on: May 23, 2022, 11:31:49 AM »
The upcoming schedule, for this week…and beyond.

Isn't this about the time one of the younger people tell me playing Texas in something is no big deal anymore?  They can just save themselves the trouble and go DIAF now.

I hereby declare this Texas Week.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #524 on: May 23, 2022, 12:05:08 PM »
Something special about this team.  I used to not give a rip about softball but it's hard not to be all in on this group.

The Texas series at Bogle will be unprecedented.  Jam packed and rowdy.  Bring it on, bitches.

If you want to be even more on board, go watch some of the videos on HOGS+.  Those alone are worth the subscription price.

If nothing else, watch the one titled,  "My Time:  Thankful Wall."   They have several "My Time" as a recurring theme, but this one will give a clear perspective of why this is such a good TEAM with an incredible leader.

 I hesitate to mention this for selfish reasons, but there is also a 30-minute interview by Bo Mattingly with KB. 

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