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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #425 on: May 21, 2022, 01:14:55 PM »
Strikeout, lineout, single, strikeout. 

Delce is hitting good spots. 

0-0, Hogs coming up. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #426 on: May 21, 2022, 01:25:47 PM »
Annnnnddddd…now a weather delay. 

Hogs with runners on 1st and 2nd with 2 outs. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #427 on: May 21, 2022, 03:04:58 PM »
Still in rain delay. They started to clear the tarp off about 30 minutes ago. Then it started pouring again.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #428 on: May 21, 2022, 03:13:06 PM »
Still in rain delay. They started to clear the tarp off about 30 minutes ago. Then it started pouring again.

I was wondering if you were there. 

How's KB handling the delay?

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #429 on: May 21, 2022, 05:00:56 PM »
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #430 on: May 21, 2022, 05:02:33 PM »
Bases loaded, two outs bottom of 4th.   Need a timely hit. 

Beer hats!

And a RickB sighting.  Of course. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #431 on: May 21, 2022, 05:03:20 PM »
Still in rain delay. They started to clear the tarp off about 30 minutes ago. Then it started pouring again.


You’re certainly getting a lot of TV time today.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #432 on: May 21, 2022, 05:04:04 PM »
Dammit.   Letting this team hang around too long. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #433 on: May 21, 2022, 05:07:00 PM »
Oregon’s Jasmine Williams is a total MILF.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #434 on: May 21, 2022, 05:18:33 PM »
Wow.  KBS never strikes out.   

I don’t have a good feeling about this game. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #435 on: May 21, 2022, 05:19:05 PM »
The greatest lineup in history is currently getting its shit pushed in.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #436 on: May 21, 2022, 05:29:24 PM »
Oregon’s Jasmine Williams is a total MILF.



MILF?  For realz?

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #437 on: May 21, 2022, 05:38:12 PM »
HR Hogs! 3-0

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #438 on: May 21, 2022, 05:39:37 PM »
HR Hogs! 3-0

Was a matter of time.  This teams stirs things in me, such as the excitement that I was hoping to feel for baseball this season.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #439 on: May 21, 2022, 05:39:43 PM »
BOOM!

Now that was timely!

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #441 on: May 21, 2022, 05:41:28 PM »
Might I have another? Of course. Hogs up 4-0.

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Re: Razorback Softball
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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #443 on: May 21, 2022, 06:01:13 PM »
The greatest lineup in history is pushing shit out now


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #444 on: May 21, 2022, 06:13:55 PM »
We win 6-2

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #445 on: May 21, 2022, 08:53:27 PM »
My new friends. The NJIT of our softball Regional... Princeton Tigers fans. They are highly impressed with Fayetteville and Bogle Park. Bitches drank all my beer.


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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #446 on: May 21, 2022, 08:54:01 PM »
My new friends. The NJIT of our softball Regional... Princeton Tigers fans. They are highly impressed with Fayetteville and Bogle Park. Bitches drank all my beer.



See if any of them have pull with their admissions department. 

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #447 on: May 21, 2022, 09:16:34 PM »
See if any of them have pull with their admissions department.

Looking at adding another diploma to the wall? Never too late to make a career change.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #448 on: May 21, 2022, 09:17:11 PM »
Looking at adding another diploma to the wall? Never too late to make a career change.

Not for me.

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Re: Razorback Softball
« Reply #449 on: May 21, 2022, 10:09:13 PM »
Going to be a raucous crowd tomorrow, just judging by the way the 1,000 or so that stayed after the rain delay cheered in the 6th.

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