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Offline SteveJ

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Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« on: March 06, 2021, 01:53:25 PM »
Tapatalk has to be removed. The version is old and doesn't work. There's an update that I'll look at, but regardless, it has to be removed. The uninstallation package has a couple of conflicts that I'll have to resolve manually.


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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2021, 02:02:30 PM »
Told ya.


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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2021, 02:20:12 PM »
Is Tapatalk really worth the effort?  I wish I'd never installed it on woopig.  The board looks great on my iPhone.

That said, Elvis and I are probably going to work on a mobile theme in the future.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2021, 02:22:51 PM »
Is Tapatalk really worth the effort?  I wish I'd never installed it on woopig.  The board looks great on my iPhone.

That said, Elvis and I are probably going to work on a mobile theme in the future.
no it’s horrid

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2021, 02:25:32 PM »

I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2021, 02:26:47 PM »
Is Tapatalk really worth the effort?  I wish I'd never installed it on woopig.  The board looks great on my iPhone.

That said, Elvis and I are probably going to work on a mobile theme in the future.


Bite your tongue!  Tapatalk is the vessel of the Gods!  I love tapatalk.  Hate using chrome on my phone

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2021, 02:34:49 PM »
I would just look at improving the mobile theme and forget about Tapatalk.

For those that don't know...

http://woopig.net/board/index.php?theme=23


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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2021, 03:19:50 PM »
I would just look at improving the mobile theme and forget about Tapatalk.

For those that don't know...

http://woopig.net/board/index.php?theme=23

Fuck right off. I clicked that and now safari on my Mac is defaulting to the mobile theme and I can’t get it to switch back.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2021, 03:24:01 PM »
Fixt it.

Step 1:  Log out.

Step 2:  Log in.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2021, 03:31:53 PM »
Fuck right off. I clicked that and now safari on my Mac is defaulting to the mobile theme and I can’t get it to switch back.

look at the upper left corner for "classic" and click on it...I think it's in the board index. The button could be better and should have an accompanied "mobile" on the regular board but doesn't.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2021, 11:27:47 PM »
Did it crash the search function too? Cause it ain't working. Again.

And searching for threads started earlier than 2/22 are ghosted still. Lots of them.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2021, 12:11:56 AM »
Did it crash the search function too? Cause it ain't working. Again.

And searching for threads started earlier than 2/22 are ghosted still. Lots of them.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2021, 07:02:32 AM »
Just leave the engineers alone ma'am.  The train is on the tracks,  I'm sorry if you dont like the scenery from your side of the train. I'm just glad we're moving again.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2021, 07:06:29 AM »
ID 10 T

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2021, 07:38:55 AM »
Been trying the mobile theme.  Don’t like it.  Needs a unread topics thing to show when you are inside a thread so you can leave it without back back back back and such. 

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2021, 08:26:32 AM »
Been trying the mobile theme.  Don’t like it.  Needs a unread topics thing to show when you are inside a thread so you can leave it without back back back back and such.

I’ve been trying it too. It’s trash.


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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2021, 10:56:13 AM »

Bite your tongue!  Tapatalk is the vessel of the Gods!  I love tapatalk.  Hate using chrome on my phone

i don't get it.  have had an android phone for years and always view woopig on chrome.

fuck your feelings

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2021, 10:57:50 AM »
I'll put a base right out of the box SMF mobile theme up today. We'll see if that's better.


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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2021, 11:04:53 AM »
Yeah, that mobile theme is awful. I obviously worked on it; I recognize some of the graphics as mine.  Apologies for that mess.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2021, 11:21:07 AM »
Yeah, that mobile theme is awful. I obviously worked on it; I recognize some of the graphics as mine.  Apologies for that mess.

It's not that bad. Version 1.0.


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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2021, 11:25:50 AM »
I would just look at improving the mobile theme and forget about Tapatalk.

For those that don't know...

http://woopig.net/board/index.php?theme=23

Didnt know about this.  Thank you.


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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2021, 11:27:22 AM »
I don't hate the mobile theme, but one thing that bugs me is when I'm scrolling on the touch screen and it engages the reply function and goes to the make a post page. It's to sensitive or something.

That used to be the thing to do at Monkey Island at the Memphis Zoo, watch the monkeys beat off.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2021, 05:36:04 PM »
Have been trying the mobile theme and it isn't horrible, but has some huge things that are missing. 


1. There should be the buttons at the top for all unread topics so while you are in a thread and like 8 pages in, you can hop out and be back at the unread topics list. 
2. It seems that if you just click on a topic from the unread topics list, it takes you to page 1 of that topic and not the last page. It should take you to the last page or the last page you had visited.


What does 'quoting on' button mean?  It could be replaced by something like the back to unread topics.

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2021, 05:46:54 PM »
Have been trying the mobile theme and it isn't horrible, but has some huge things that are missing. 


1. There should be the buttons at the top for all unread topics so while you are in a thread and like 8 pages in, you can hop out and be back at the unread topics list. 
2. It seems that if you just click on a topic from the unread topics list, it takes you to page 1 of that topic and not the last page. It should take you to the last page or the last page you had visited.


What does 'quoting on' button mean?  It could be replaced by something like the back to unread topics.

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Re: Board Might Crash For a Minute or Two
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2021, 06:12:00 PM »
Dear Karen,

We value your concerns, and will address them in the order we receive them.

Since you're a valued customer, I've updated your account with a year of free woopig.


Sweet!

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.