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Razorback Men's Golf
« on: April 25, 2021, 12:56:13 PM »
The Hogs are currently in the Finals of the SEC Tournament as we speak. Against Vandy. We advanced to the Finals this morning beating Texas A&M 3-0.  Right now, at almost midway, we're up in 3 of the 5 matches. It's on SEC+.


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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2021, 01:00:49 PM »
The Hogs are currently in the Finals of the SEC Tournament as we speak. Against Vandy. We advanced to the Finals this morning beating Texas A&M 3-0.  Right now, at almost midway, we're up in 3 of the 5 matches. It's on SEC+.
It’s on SEC Network.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2021, 01:15:12 PM »
It’s on SEC Network.
Not anymore it's not. TN vs TAMU baseball is on my SECN in Fort Barling.


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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2021, 01:18:40 PM »
Not anymore it's not. TN vs TAMU baseball is on my SECN in Fort Barling.
It is still on mine. Of course, I don’t live in the sticks.   ;D

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2021, 01:21:20 PM »
Seems we are doing 'ok' right now, but a lot of golf left.


The one we were tied in, now Vandy one up after our guy just picks up his ball

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2021, 01:49:16 PM »
It is still on mine. Of course, I don’t live in the sticks.   ;D
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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2021, 01:57:51 PM »
As of 1:57 Central time, it is still on the SEC Network in the Nashville TN area.

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2021, 02:28:11 PM »
Why can't we just win all 5 by 3 shots and make it easy.  It is very close right now.  We have 2 matches where we are up 2, but the 3rd is really close.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2021, 02:43:34 PM »
Dead even with the last match through 12.   They just closed one match and we have one 5-up with 7 to play.  The other three are fairly tight.

It’s a nail biter for sure.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2021, 02:45:57 PM »
Well, hard to say after last year, but this feels like one of those 'Arkansas' things is setting up.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2021, 02:56:18 PM »
So tied 1-1 now with closed holes.

They are 1up, 5 to play in one
We are 3up, 4 to play in another
All tied up with 5 to play or something like that

So I like our chances to get 2 for sure, then we just need to take 1 of the two remaining two which are both winnable. 

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2021, 02:56:51 PM »
Pinto should take care of his business and we’re only 1-down in the other two matches. 

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2021, 03:03:49 PM »
Yikes, that does that most likely.  The big white guy that is 1 down already just biffed his bunker shot, other guy is on the green.  Looking to go down 2 with just a few to play.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2021, 03:05:09 PM »
Ok I’m on board with the choke it away theory.   

About to be 2 down with 2 to play and 2 down with 4 to play. 

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2021, 03:05:15 PM »
Yikes, that does that most likely.  The big white guy that is 1 down already just biffed his bunker shot, other guy is on the green.  Looking to go down 2 with just a few to play.
Yep. Choking it away.

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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2021, 03:08:38 PM »
Kinda an Arkansas Tradition in the SEC finals in any sport. 


He did somehow save a half so down 1, 2 to play.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2021, 03:12:03 PM »
So we have 2 in the books, but down in both of the remaining matches with not many holes left.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2021, 03:42:04 PM »
Going down to the last hole.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2021, 03:42:51 PM »
Gutsy up and down.   If we lose it’s not a choke. 

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2021, 03:47:22 PM »
Gutsy up and down.   If we lose it’s not a choke.
True.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2021, 03:48:01 PM »
Going to be hard to 'win' this hole without an amazing second shot here.


Good shot.


We need to make our put, they need to miss theirs.  Down to that.

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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2021, 03:52:10 PM »
Very impressive showdown here between a freshman and a sophomore. 

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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2021, 03:53:54 PM »
Very impressive showdown here between a freshman and a sophomore. 

They miss and ran it past enough to make it a little dicey.


MOTHER FUCKER.  That thing was in and it lipped out.

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2021, 03:54:30 PM »
Oh what a putt.  Horseshit break. 

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Re: Razorback Men's Golf
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2021, 03:54:33 PM »
Fuck, I thought he had it.

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