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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #150 on: September 24, 2021, 12:17:46 PM »
Surely Pittman and briles will come up with a running game to cash in on aTm's aggressive defensive front. Give me lots of Johnson, Sanders, and Green up the middle.

And lots of holding calls. I feel like we'll need to break runs for huge chunks every other play just to keep Curle's crooked crew somewhat honest. I mean surely they know it's gonna be pretty blatant if they call phantom shit every down just to keep the faggies close.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #151 on: September 24, 2021, 01:59:20 PM »
Two Aggie fans were attending the Texas A&M versus Georgia football game in Athens. They were watching Uga on the sidelines. Uga proceeded to lick his balls. The one Aggie says to the other Aggie, man I would sure like to be able to do that. The other Aggie says, don't you think he would bite you if you tried?


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #152 on: September 24, 2021, 02:08:26 PM »

all the cules talk was probably started by an aggie troll post on the rant, made it's way to hog boards, and then picked up by arkansas "media".

if that's the case, it's a pretty pathetic look for said media.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #153 on: September 24, 2021, 02:18:48 PM »
We’ll get Autry who fucked us against Auburn. Too bad fat Matt Austin is in the booth.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #154 on: September 24, 2021, 02:25:54 PM »

all the cules talk was probably started by an aggie troll post on the rant, made it's way to hog boards, and then picked up by arkansas "media".

if that's the case, it's a pretty pathetic look for said media.
Okay... everybody that listened to me, thaw out your water bottles and drink them. Ooor, keep them frozen until the next game Curles is assigned to us. They'll be needed, I'm sure.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #155 on: September 24, 2021, 04:20:02 PM »


Your referee:

Alabama Power office manager is an SEC football referee on weekends

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #156 on: September 24, 2021, 04:31:19 PM »
He looks pretty gay so he's a closet aggie fan. We're fucked.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #157 on: September 24, 2021, 04:35:28 PM »
Are there any referees that aren't living in Alabama?

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #158 on: September 24, 2021, 04:37:47 PM »
Are there any referees that aren't living in Alabama?


That little shit that fucked up the Auburn game last year lives in Florida.

He's from Okaloosa County, though, which is pretty close to Alabama.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #159 on: September 24, 2021, 04:54:01 PM »
My 1st year at the UA, my GF was going to A&M. Our spring break was before Texas schools, so I spent a couple of days down there visiting her. I was walking around campus one day and walked by some building across some grass and all of a sudden some Cadet came out of nowhere and started yelling at me. He was saying something about sacred ground and dead students or some-such. I just looked at him and said, I have no idea what you are talking about, besides, I don't even go to school here. He just starts yelling about how EVERYBODY knows about the Memorial Student Center and that EVERYBODY knows you don't walk on the grass. I thought the guy was going to pull his sword on me. I just told him well, obviously not everybody and I just kept walking. I circled back around and there were signs at the front of the building, but not at the back or the sides.

Typical Aggie....fuck them.



   

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #160 on: September 24, 2021, 05:08:36 PM »
Everything is a tradition at A&M.  They just make shit up as they go along.

Nobody could possibly ever keep up with all their rituals and nonsense. 

LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #161 on: September 24, 2021, 05:30:04 PM »
We must win this game. Never forget Chad Morris is an A&M fan and his daughter texted critical stuff about Jimbo’s offense.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #162 on: September 24, 2021, 05:36:35 PM »
It's enough to know Chaggie really wanted the Aggie job over ours. Now look at that fuckstick.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #163 on: September 24, 2021, 05:43:03 PM »
It's enough to know Chaggie really wanted the Aggie job over ours. Now look at that fuckstick.

Was only planning to be our coach until Aggy came calling.   :maundoed:

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #164 on: September 24, 2021, 05:57:59 PM »
If anyone is coming to Texas Live!, wife and I are here. Sitting in the main area right behind the DJ booth.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #165 on: September 24, 2021, 06:36:11 PM »
If anyone is coming to Texas Live!, wife and I are here. Sitting in the main area right behind the DJ booth.




Is this one of those hot wife situations?

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #166 on: September 24, 2021, 06:46:47 PM »

Is this one of those hot wife situations?
I think you can tell without asking because they wear some kind of special ankle bracelet or something.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #167 on: September 24, 2021, 07:56:51 PM »
Surely Pittman and briles will come up with a running game to cash in on aTm's aggressive defensive front. Give me lots of Johnson, Sanders, and Green up the middle.
Burks gets a TD pass tomorrow.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #168 on: September 24, 2021, 09:19:41 PM »
Burks gets a TD pass tomorrow.
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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #169 on: September 24, 2021, 09:41:39 PM »
I think you can tell without asking because they wear some kind of special ankle bracelet or something.


Well I can’t see any ankles from that picture angle.

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #170 on: September 24, 2021, 09:50:41 PM »
Thanks for stealing my line. Dude, can't believe you stole that from me. What happens in texts stays in texts.
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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #171 on: September 24, 2021, 10:50:18 PM »
I saw some twitter folks saying our side is sold out.  I hope that is true.  I used to go every year but I haven’t been since Bert’s last meltdown.  We were rowdy as hell when Petrino had us kicking that aggie ass down there.  Time to bring that back for the last few years of this thing.
How are the crowds looking?

On a side note, I know it doesn’t mean shit in the big picture, but Chiz and Doering both had us as the number 5 team in the SEC in their power rankings.  It boggles the mind considering where we were 14 games ago. 


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #172 on: September 25, 2021, 07:28:30 AM »
Aggie receiver Chase Lane is out. Two of three starting receivers out and the third coming out of concussion protocol. Touting two freshman taking their places. Rumors their starting OL is still out but nothing concrete.


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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #173 on: September 25, 2021, 07:41:14 AM »
An Aggie fan is berating the Aggie HC at practice.

"We give you the best stadium, pay you and your assistants the most money in the conference, provide whatever is needed in recruiting, and you still suck.  What is the deal?" the rich fan rages.

"Yeah, we have all that, and a great looking bunch of players, but they are really stupid as a squad.  I mean a bunch of numbskulls," whines the HC.

"Ah, that's just your typical coachspeak excuse," growls the fan.

"No, no, watch this," says the HC.  He waves a hulking lineman over, who sprints up with a hungry puppy-dog look on his face.

"Joe Bob, I want you to go over to the dorm and see if I'm there," commands the HC.

"OK, Coach," says Joe Bob, and off he sprints.  The HC turns to the amazed rich donor.

"See what I mean?  Dumb."

"Yeah, he could have used that phone over there and just called ahead."

Just ask the Axis

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Re: Lets Be 2021 SWC Champs!
« Reply #174 on: September 25, 2021, 07:57:53 AM »
An Aggie fan is berating the Aggie HC at practice.

"We give you the best stadium, pay you and your assistants the most money in the conference, provide whatever is needed in recruiting, and you still suck.  What is the deal?" the rich fan rages.

"Yeah, we have all that, and a great looking bunch of players, but they are really stupid as a squad.  I mean a bunch of numbskulls," whines the HC.

"Ah, that's just your typical coachspeak excuse," growls the fan.

"No, no, watch this," says the HC.  He waves a hulking lineman over, who sprints up with a hungry puppy-dog look on his face.

"Joe Bob, I want you to go over to the dorm and see if I'm there," commands the HC.

"OK, Coach," says Joe Bob, and off he sprints.  The HC turns to the amazed rich donor.

"See what I mean?  Dumb."

"Yeah, he could have used that phone over there and just called ahead."