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Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« on: November 11, 2021, 04:40:30 PM »
Where does one buy a headstone in NWA without getting one's wallet fucked to death? 

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2021, 04:48:32 PM »
Where does one buy a headstone in NWA without getting one's wallet fucked to death?
What is the last name?  If you look around you might be able to find a used one that only needs a little modification…I might know a guy

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2021, 04:59:22 PM »
What is the last name?  If you look around you might be able to find a used one that only needs a little modification…I might know a guy

Last name is Korzeniowski.  Let me know what you find out :beer:

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2021, 09:16:13 PM »
Last name is Korzeniowski.  Let me know what you find out :beer:
Just checks the obits for one that is similar…

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2021, 07:04:31 PM »
Last name is Korzeniowski.  Let me know what you find out :beer:

Prolly find that one in Marche.

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2021, 09:36:09 AM »
Prolly find that one in Marche.

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2021, 10:47:13 PM »
Just make your own.  sometimes a monument company gets a return.  it might have a picture on it or a goofy line of poetry but you can fix all that.

Or go to a countrtop company and you can make one out of scraps.  or quik crete. 


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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2021, 12:01:52 AM »
We designed our daughter's and had it etched and shipped all for about $650.

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2021, 08:09:44 AM »
We designed our daughter's and had it etched and shipped all for about $650.

Damn man, sorry to hear that.

We are looking for a headstone for the parent's ashes and I keep putting it off and probably will until spring.

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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2021, 02:12:30 PM »
Damn man, sorry to hear that.

We are looking for a headstone for the parent's ashes and I keep putting it off and probably will until spring.

Appropriate or not but I was watching this compilation video of older kids recreating pictures with their friends and siblings from when they were young.  It shows the people staging their remake picture, freezes that picture, then shows the original picture.  This one picture, this guy sets an urn on a table then another one next to it, then poses with the face....then it fades to the original picture and it's him in front making some stupid face with his living parents behind him.  I'm like, that's kinda morbid.  He staged their ashes behind him in the remake picture.  Is that weird or just me?


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Re: Life lessons I need about buying a Tombstone
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2021, 05:29:09 PM »
Some people will do anything for attention.

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