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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #150 on: January 18, 2022, 02:09:52 PM »
Unfortunately, I am not sure the press would agree that it would be a step down for Briles.  They love Miami... for some odd reason.

Miami is a kickass place for a multimillionaire to live.

I don't know where they are going with Cristobal, though.  I don't think the U has any idea what they are doing these days. I'm surprised they could get the cash together to make a run at a guy like Briles.


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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #151 on: January 18, 2022, 02:17:54 PM »
Miami is a kickass place for a multimillionaire to live.

I don't know where they are going with Cristobal, though.  I don't think the U has any idea what they are doing these days. I'm surprised they could get the cash together to make a run at a guy like Briles.

Oh I am sure you are right about living there as a multimillionaire-- especially as a single one.  Not so sure about married with kids, though.

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #152 on: January 18, 2022, 02:28:55 PM »
Oh I am sure you are right about living there as a multimillionaire-- especially as a single one.  Not so sure about married with kids, though.

My fiancee grew up there.  If you have money and can afford private schools and live in Coral Gables or a nice suburban community, it's great.  Boating, lots of outdoor activities, sports, great food, etc.

Unfortunately she was middle class and in Hollywood and schools there were rough.


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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #153 on: January 18, 2022, 02:59:57 PM »
The Toledo HC has been pursued by Miami as OC according to TOP twitter sources....I'm guessing Miami found some cocaine money under some cushions.

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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #154 on: January 18, 2022, 06:18:29 PM »
Is Sexton his agent?  This whole thing has the smell of him...
You mean the stench of him.


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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #155 on: January 18, 2022, 07:33:50 PM »
Someone need to start a 2022 football thread.  It’ll give us someone to blame when bad offseason things start happening.


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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #156 on: January 18, 2022, 08:46:18 PM »
Also, Miami's fan base is awful. That goes for all South FL sports. It's arguably the worst sports town.

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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #157 on: January 18, 2022, 10:42:43 PM »
How many buyouts are Miami currently paying off? Seems like they are firing coaches every couple of years now.

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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #158 on: January 19, 2022, 11:32:54 AM »
How many buyouts are Miami currently paying off? Seems like they are firing coaches every couple of years now.

I thought Richt just retired.

They are having to buy out Diaz.  That whole saga was a black eye for Miami.


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Re: Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #159 on: January 19, 2022, 12:53:11 PM »
jsj moves on.  maybe the cowboys can fast track him and put jerry on his yacht full time.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #160 on: January 19, 2022, 09:44:07 PM »
jsj moves on.  maybe the cowboys can fast track him and put jerry on his yacht full time.
If I were JSJ I’d get a skipper’s license and drive that fuckin boat.  It’s magnificent.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #161 on: January 21, 2022, 08:07:41 AM »

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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #164 on: January 21, 2022, 10:17:37 AM »

I so wish this was real.

https://twitter.com/keyarion/status/1484014027227508737

Fake account, fake player, fake tweet, fake what?

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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #165 on: January 21, 2022, 10:19:31 AM »
Razorback Twitter awash with the fact Arkansas had the #1 rushing attack in the Power 5. 

Proud of that fact as they should be.  Hoping it gets us some elite OL for 2023.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #166 on: January 21, 2022, 10:20:19 AM »

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #167 on: January 21, 2022, 10:32:34 AM »
Rare compliment from Barrett Sallee:
https://twitter.com/BarrettSallee/status/1484560138933575681?s=20

This is an indictment of Jimbo as much as it is praise of ole piss and Sam.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #168 on: January 21, 2022, 10:43:51 AM »
This is an indictment of Jimbo as much as it is praise of ole piss and Sam.

Jimbo and Kelly

Huge names at elite programs, but Sallee doesn't respect either.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #169 on: January 21, 2022, 10:53:55 AM »
Jimbo and Kelly

Huge names at elite programs, but Sallee doesn't respect either.

Tiggers have been a dumpster fire since Joe Burreaux took his talents to Ohio. Faggies have been claiming national championships every February for the last 5 years only to see it turn to shit come the fall (outside of the outlier that was the 2020 season).


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #170 on: January 21, 2022, 10:59:52 AM »
Kelly will either be a horrendous flop or kill it. I see no in between.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #171 on: January 21, 2022, 11:00:02 AM »
This is an indictment of Jimbo as much as it is praise of ole piss and Sam.

maybe so, but it still looks good for recruiting purposes

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #172 on: January 21, 2022, 11:33:01 AM »
Kelly will either be a horrendous flop or kill it. I see no in between.
Agreed.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #173 on: January 21, 2022, 12:21:27 PM »
Kelly will either be a horrendous flop or kill it. I see no in between.
This fucking dwarf will likely not survive the rebuild.  A lot of mamas aren’t going to like his aversion to greens and cornbread or his little fairy shoes and gay yachting outfit.  He’s going to facing a sec west buzzsaw and he’s not going to like a three win season. Once the yats sour on him he’ll have a health scare and resign in 23.


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Re: The Comprehensive 2022 Razorback Football Thread
« Reply #174 on: January 21, 2022, 01:14:50 PM »
Razorback Twitter awash with the fact Arkansas had the #1 rushing attack in the Power 5. 

Proud of that fact as they should be.  Hoping it gets us some elite OL for 2023.
And doing so with the strongest schedule including against the 2 teams that played for the natty. That's a huge stat.