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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2022, 05:50:15 PM »
Worst 2022 football thread EVAR


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2022, 10:27:03 PM »
Worst 2022 football thread EVAR


Yeah, it went to shit pretty quick.

Guess it was too early to start it.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2022, 11:48:41 PM »
We'll get it right the next time '22 rolls around on the calendar.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2022, 02:51:35 PM »

Taking another stab at post-2021 college football season news and notes, some sad news out of Utah:

https://twitter.com/USUAthletics/status/1498751661849735169

« Last Edit: March 01, 2022, 02:52:57 PM by Law_Hawg »
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2022, 02:54:36 PM »
Taking another stab at post-2021 college football season news and notes, some sad news out of Utah:

https://twitter.com/USUAthletics/status/1498751661849735169

this is incredibly sad for Blake Anderson; what happened?

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2022, 02:55:58 PM »
Fuck that dude has had a rough couple years.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2022, 02:56:17 PM »
Taking another stab at post-2021 college football season news and notes, some sad news out of Utah:

https://twitter.com/USUAthletics/status/1498751661849735169

Damn. That's a program that's really had a tough couple of seasons with deaths.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2022, 03:00:21 PM »
Lost his wife to cancer just a couple of years ago, also. Damn.

That used to be the thing to do at Monkey Island at the Memphis Zoo, watch the monkeys beat off.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2022, 03:01:42 PM »
this is incredibly sad for Blake Anderson; what happened?


Cason, his 21-year old son, passed away.  I'm not sure of any more than that. 

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2022, 06:13:52 PM »
Jesus, that poor dude needs a break.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2022, 06:41:39 PM »
Jesus, that poor dude needs a break.

No kidding.  No one should have to endure what he's been through.


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2022, 06:02:54 PM »
Fat fuck trying to be Muss?


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2022, 06:22:19 PM »
Had to loosen the laces to fit his cankles in there.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2022, 06:28:33 PM »
He probably rolled out of bed hungover at 10:45. 


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2022, 06:28:41 PM »
Looks like some of those 80s athletic shoes in that thread in Crapola. Probably cost him around $12.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2022, 09:55:13 PM »
Fat fuck trying to be Muss?



Getting up at 11AM?!?

I wonder how many potential recruits he lost before 11AM.

"famILLy" Doesn't capitalizing letters a sign of satire?

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2022, 07:17:24 AM »
Looks like some of those 80s athletic shoes in that thread in Crapola. Probably cost him around $12.
Illinois could only get a deal with Payless shoes.  Made in Ghana of recycled electronics spoils and premade loser apparel.


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2022, 07:20:52 AM »
This is in no way colored by my extreme dislike for the wearer, but those are some ugly ass shoes. That's just objectively true.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2022, 07:49:11 AM »
Them shoes.....well, they look to me like the results of either an intern who was told, "Just throw something together." or a Design Coach B's New Sneakers contest in a Jr. High art class.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2022, 09:40:28 AM »
Does he have opposable thumbs on his feet? They're look like they're as wide as they are long.


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2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2022, 10:16:07 AM »
I’ll bet Bert loves recruiting with Zoom calls. Lazy fuck.

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2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2022, 10:52:42 AM »
I’ll bet Bert loves recruiting with Zoom calls. Lazy fuck.
This.  I bet he does em from the shitter or his home bar.  Probably doesn’t turn his camera on.

Those shoes look like the diabetic shoes I see in AARP magazine.


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2022, 11:01:56 AM »
This.  I bet he does em from the shitter or his home bar.  Probably doesn’t turn his camera on.

Those shoes look like the diabetic shoes I see in AARP magazine.

Brian Kelly saw this and wondered if they had an LSU model.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2022, 11:23:13 AM »
Some of those shoes Musselman has been featuring aren't any better. I guess it's the latest hotness, individualizing shoes.


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2022, 11:45:30 AM »
Does he have opposable thumbs on his feet? They're look like they're as wide as they are long.
I’ve witnessed them in flip flops in real life. You don’t want to know.