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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2022, 08:16:14 PM »
I can't remember which hip hop star said it, but I remember reading an article that basically had him saying that with the cost to maintain one, it was stupid to buy a multi-million dollar estate and that he learned his lesson after almost going broke just with the monthly maintenance. I would like to be able to make the same mistake one day.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #79 on: April 05, 2022, 07:44:00 PM »
I guess Gus was out of timeouts.


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #80 on: April 05, 2022, 08:05:55 PM »
When the cops showed up, I heard he got out of the car, immediately grabbed his hamstring, and went down.   :stache:


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #81 on: April 05, 2022, 08:21:16 PM »
I guess Gus was out of timeouts.

Oddly enough, he’s been working on his new driving instruction manual. 

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2022, 08:28:58 PM »
I thought he was doing his thing down in FLA...

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #83 on: April 05, 2022, 08:31:40 PM »
I thought he was doing his thing down in FLA...

The article said she was in Auburn and that is why he was there.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #84 on: April 05, 2022, 08:47:24 PM »
When the cops showed up, I heard he got out of the car, immediately grabbed his hamstring, and went down.   :stache:
pretty strong


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #85 on: April 10, 2022, 11:43:17 AM »

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #86 on: April 10, 2022, 12:12:45 PM »
Seems as good a place as any. 

Lane running train?

https://twitter.com/lane_kiffin/status/1513173804813635587?s=21&t=EePnkhZWllff9JUNzkbEVQ

I see for a high school that is only 57% white, they are keeping good old segregation alive and well at prom.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #87 on: April 10, 2022, 01:24:18 PM »
Seems as good a place as any. 

Lane running train?

https://twitter.com/lane_kiffin/status/1513173804813635587?s=21&t=EePnkhZWllff9JUNzkbEVQ
He looks like a creepy old guy that photobombed the girls.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #88 on: April 10, 2022, 02:25:51 PM »
That dude is a ticking time bomb and I can’t wait for it  :popcorn:


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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #89 on: April 10, 2022, 02:31:28 PM »
Could you imagine us having him and Vitello? Add in how they already feel about Muss' antics, and we would be the most hated fanbase/program in the SEC.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 10, 2022, 02:32:00 PM »
Going both ways to increase the opportunity when they go to college

https://twitter.com/lane_kiffin/status/1513179174197989381?s=21&t=ZMLfXLmcKy_C94uAY5xuZg


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Arkansas didn't need the NCAA Death Penalty.  We had JEFF LONG.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2022, 03:16:01 PM »
Gus involved in a car wreck last night.

https://www.si.com/college/2022/04/05/ucf-coach-gus-malzahn-involved-serious-car-accident-in-auburn
Was he being chased by his mistress wielding a visor at the time?

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #93 on: April 10, 2022, 03:29:23 PM »
Seems as good a place as any. 

Lane running train?

https://twitter.com/lane_kiffin/status/1513173804813635587?s=21&t=EePnkhZWllff9JUNzkbEVQ




Talk about a “groomer”… Kiffin is major league.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #94 on: April 10, 2022, 03:43:46 PM »
Going both ways to increase the opportunity when they go to college

https://twitter.com/lane_kiffin/status/1513179174197989381?s=21&t=ZMLfXLmcKy_C94uAY5xuZg


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It certainly makes for a good cover story.

I wonder what was the ratio of girls to boys of phone numbers he obtained?

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #95 on: April 10, 2022, 04:00:10 PM »
Going both ways to increase the opportunity when they go to college

https://twitter.com/lane_kiffin/status/1513179174197989381?s=21&t=ZMLfXLmcKy_C94uAY5xuZg


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Well, I take my completely segregated prom comment back.  But I'd be willing to bet there is one unhappy set of parents.

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #96 on: April 10, 2022, 06:59:01 PM »
Perhaps most of the black folks can't afford the bullshit with the dress and tux rental and maybe think they wouldn't enjoy it anyway.

Meanwhile, not a bad high school to be a young dude at


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2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #98 on: April 16, 2022, 11:38:49 AM »
Watching the spring game. 42 is a serious upgrade at LB.

Also a Tera sighting!

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #99 on: April 16, 2022, 01:30:55 PM »
Watching the spring game. 42 is a serious upgrade at LB.

Also a Tera sighting!

So it wasn't closed?

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