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Offline TexZilla

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #100 on: April 08, 2022, 06:56:06 PM »
and let's step back and remember - it is just golf
The man nearly lost his leg; a few years ago he would have.  Most of us would have a challenge just walking that track; it has far more elevation changes than evidenced on tv.  And if you’ve ever been around a pro golfer, the amount of power they exert on every stroke is way more than any hacker.  So I’m mighty impressed with his recovery and the stresses he is inflicting on himself.  Most of us wouldn’t have even thought about showing up.


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #101 on: April 08, 2022, 07:56:52 PM »
Tiger, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Ben Hogan had the greatest car wreck of all time!  OF ALL TIME!!!


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #102 on: April 08, 2022, 08:40:57 PM »
Tiger, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Ben Hogan had the greatest car wreck of all time!  OF ALL TIME!!!

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #103 on: April 08, 2022, 10:27:41 PM »
Well he made it for two days.  At this point, I really hope he makes it all 4.  I would hate to  see him drop out tomorrow, and think that he cost someone else to miss the cut.  May not happen, because of the way they are doing the cut.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #104 on: April 08, 2022, 10:33:23 PM »
Well he made it for two days.  At this point, I really hope he makes it all 4.  I would hate to  see him drop out tomorrow, and think that he cost someone else to miss the cut.  May not happen, because of the way they are doing the cut.
He didn’t cause anyone to miss the cut.  Tiger is T19. The top 40 and ties made the cut. If he “drops out” tomorrow he still didn’t cause anyone to miss the cut.


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #105 on: April 09, 2022, 04:33:06 PM »
Eldrick 3 putts 18 and as he walks off, CBS doesn't show his score card for his round or his score for the tournament. We're supposed to guess.
They do it for every other player as they finish a hole. His glutes must not have fired today.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #106 on: April 09, 2022, 04:33:18 PM »
It has been a valiant effort by Tiger but he appeared so worn down today and looked to have lost some focus on the greens because of it.   I didn't count but it was probably in the mid- to high-30s in putts.


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #107 on: April 09, 2022, 04:37:26 PM »
The Golf Channel and especially ESPN won’t know what to do with their programming tonight.

They may have to fill in with old Shell Golf series episodes since the lead for Scheffler is so big and Eldrick is gone from contention.

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"Almost always in the top 5 dooshapalooza rankings."
frick that i want the, fresh as a whistle
He did.  Actually it has been said by every president in one way or another.  FDR said, “even my crippled ass likes a great pair of tits!”

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #108 on: April 09, 2022, 04:40:05 PM »
The Golf Channel and especially ESPN won’t know what to do with their programming tonight.

They may have to fill in with old Shell Golf series episodes since the lead for Scheffler is so big and Eldrick is gone from contention.

Maybe what we will see will be a little more coverage of the players in contention.

I wouldn't go that far.  Unless he withdraws, his every shot will be seen again tomorrow.  He's only 18 behind, so you never know what might happen.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #109 on: April 09, 2022, 04:49:55 PM »
Scheffler with the trouble on 12.  He was -2 the first two rounds there.

"Almost always in the top 5 dooshapalooza rankings."
frick that i want the, fresh as a whistle
He did.  Actually it has been said by every president in one way or another.  FDR said, “even my crippled ass likes a great pair of tits!”

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #110 on: April 09, 2022, 04:56:49 PM »
We've got ourselves a ballgame now!

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #111 on: April 09, 2022, 05:05:24 PM »
Maybe not.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #112 on: April 09, 2022, 05:06:21 PM »
Maybe not.

This dopey Longhorn is unflappable.

I didn’t know there was a Fred Akers sighting ….

"Almost always in the top 5 dooshapalooza rankings."
frick that i want the, fresh as a whistle
He did.  Actually it has been said by every president in one way or another.  FDR said, “even my crippled ass likes a great pair of tits!”

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #113 on: April 09, 2022, 05:42:44 PM »
Cameron Smith looks like he should be wearing a Judas Priest sleeveless shirt and drinking a Natty at the Municipal Auditorium parking lot circa 81’

"Almost always in the top 5 dooshapalooza rankings."
frick that i want the, fresh as a whistle
He did.  Actually it has been said by every president in one way or another.  FDR said, “even my crippled ass likes a great pair of tits!”

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #114 on: April 09, 2022, 08:31:41 PM »
Cameron Smith looks like he should be wearing a Judas Priest sleeveless shirt and drinking a Natty at the Municipal Auditorium parking lot circa 81’

All I know is they should call him The Surgeon for the way he carves up the place with the flat blade in his hands. 

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #115 on: April 10, 2022, 11:10:01 AM »
Cameron Smith looks like he should be wearing a Judas Priest sleeveless shirt and drinking a Natty at the Municipal Auditorium parking lot circa 81’

between the mullett, the stache, and the big ears, my girlfriend dubbed him 80's porn elf.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #116 on: April 10, 2022, 01:06:27 PM »
Eldrick at +10 so CBS shows him right at the top of the broadcast

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #117 on: April 10, 2022, 01:41:14 PM »
Here we go.  Should be fun.

"Almost always in the top 5 dooshapalooza rankings."
frick that i want the, fresh as a whistle
He did.  Actually it has been said by every president in one way or another.  FDR said, “even my crippled ass likes a great pair of tits!”

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #118 on: April 10, 2022, 01:59:53 PM »
Thank Allah.   At least now we can watch the competitive part of the tournament.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #119 on: April 10, 2022, 02:09:22 PM »
Thank Allah.   At least now we can watch the competitive part of the tournament.
Not so fast my friend.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #120 on: April 10, 2022, 02:15:34 PM »
Finau is +6. How dare they show that eagle putt. They should only show Scheffler walking the course.


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #121 on: April 10, 2022, 02:21:07 PM »
We will get to see Tiger walking bravely up 18 between every shot of the leaders the rest of the day. :suicide:


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #122 on: April 10, 2022, 02:35:07 PM »
Eldrick seeing his mom and kids after signing his scorecard, how touching. You would think he’s never going to play in a tournament ever again.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #123 on: April 10, 2022, 02:37:32 PM »
Finau is +6. How dare they show that eagle putt. They should only show Scheffler walking the course.

Key difference:  eagle putt.   Not a slog of pars and bogeys.

If I was a Tiger fan, I’d prefer they show him when he’s playing well.   That was painful in more than one way.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #124 on: April 10, 2022, 02:39:26 PM »
And Scheffler gets ANOTHER huge break being able to drop away from the trees.  Then he holes the miracle shot on a ball zooming along until the cup got in the way. 

Those kinds of things are what win things like this. 

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