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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2022, 03:40:01 PM »
Yes, he plays Bridgestones.

It’s one of the things Tiger and I have in common. 

Also, we like banging Chili’s waitresses with impunity.


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2022, 04:32:09 PM »
It’s one of the things Tiger and I have in common. 

Also, we like banging Chili’s waitresses with impunity.

Chili’s?   He’s a Waffle House loyalist. 

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2022, 05:58:26 PM »
Tiger won’t make the cut.


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« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2022, 06:19:43 PM »
I watched him hitting on the practice tee (On TV, not there this year)
He looks OLD.  He moves like he is OLD.
He is going to get boat raced by these young guys. 
That course is brutal to walk.  He should have come back at Doral if he wanted a nice walk around the course.  The highest point on Doral might be 10 feet. It is a 100 foot drop on 10 alone at Augusta.  There is barely a level lie on the entire course.  Not a good place to have leg trouble.   I don’t see him making the cut.


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2022, 09:51:35 PM »
I watched him hitting on the practice tee (On TV, not there this year)
He looks OLD.  He moves like he is OLD.
He is going to get boat raced by these young guys. 
That course is brutal to walk.  He should have come back at Doral if he wanted a nice walk around the course.  The highest point on Doral might be 10 feet. It is a 100 foot drop on 10 alone at Augusta.  There is barely a level lie on the entire course.  Not a good place to have leg trouble.   I don’t see him making the cut.

Other than the fact that the tour doesn’t visit Doral any longer, this is spot on.

All the videos have focused on him on the range or waking downhill on the course. 

What’s he look like hiking UP the fairways on 1, 8 and 18, to mention just a few?   

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2022, 08:02:41 AM »
Is Eldrick on top of the leaderboard yet?

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2022, 10:09:20 AM »
Is Eldrick on top of the leaderboard yet?

Soon.  He just hit his opening tee shot.

264 yards and well right. 

Pulled a par out of his ass. 

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« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2022, 11:00:51 AM »
If he is competitive through 72 it’s an achievement.  Every part of his game is different.  Reading putts.  He can’t get low anymore.  If he wins it puts him with Secretariat at the Belmont.


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« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2022, 11:10:30 AM »
If he wins it puts him with Secretariat at the Belmont.

I think Lindsey Vonn and the Waffle House waitresses have already made that comparison.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2022, 11:33:23 AM »
Tiger damn near hole in one on 6

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2022, 11:41:31 AM »
Tiger damn near hole in one on 6

Crown his ass!

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2022, 12:29:17 PM »
Unraveling now.


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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2022, 12:36:26 PM »
f'ing interent at work. buffering. still waiting on tiger to make that birdie putt.  realstunned

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2022, 12:38:24 PM »
Niemann holed out on 9 from about 150 to take the lead. He's in tigers group.

Tiger bogeyed 8 to drop back to even. Hit his first bad wedge of the day from 50 and left it 5 yards short.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #64 on: April 07, 2022, 02:04:11 PM »
I will give him credit.  He's scrambling his ass off.    Eventually he may hit a shot bad enough that there isn't an open recovery.

Cam Smith may run and hide with this, anyway.  Double bogey on 1.  And a smooth 6-under on the next 13 holes.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #65 on: April 07, 2022, 02:09:03 PM »
Tiger would not be playing if he didn't think he could win, he's never been a guy who played just to finish or for show.  It's all or nothing with him.
Remember he won a US Open, in a playoff no less, with two stress fractures and torn ACL. pain is nothing new for this guy.
Yes, he's older but he's also smarter as a result of that experience.
No one know the course like him and no one understands the impact of what he is doing by playing this week.
Yes he has to walk but it's not like he's gonna have to carry his bag too.

he's won the mental battle, can he win the physical one? time will tell.
he's the same age as Jack was when he won his last major right?
it's going to be great theatre.
the only thing better would have been if he and Phil (if he was playing) would have been paired together with Couples.
i don’t see him completing the entire tournament. Now way he’s able to walk all that and not be in a shit ton of pain. And he’s too proud to ask for some handicapable ride or board to assist if they even allowed him

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #66 on: April 07, 2022, 02:35:21 PM »
Cameron Smith now 8 birdies in his last 15 holes

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #67 on: April 07, 2022, 02:39:45 PM »
Cameron Smith now 8 birdies in his last 15 holes

Technically, it's 8 in 12.  Unconscious.

He had three pars after the double bogey on 1.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #68 on: April 07, 2022, 02:58:57 PM »
Technically, it's 8 in 12.  Unconscious.

He had three pars after the double bogey on 1.

Smith just made a par. HTL believes he is unraveling now.


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« Reply #69 on: April 07, 2022, 03:10:42 PM »
Cameron Smith now 8 birdies in his last 15 holes

dude is a birdie machine with some bogeys and such thrown in.

Didn't he have like 12 birdies during his final round at the playas!

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #70 on: April 07, 2022, 03:17:40 PM »

And then he goes FUBAR on 18. 

Bookended doubles.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #71 on: April 07, 2022, 03:27:24 PM »
Eldrick finishes 1 under, currently tied for 9th and 3 off the lead. Helluva lot better than I thought he'd do.

Cameron Smith double bogeyed 18.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #72 on: April 07, 2022, 03:31:18 PM »
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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #73 on: April 07, 2022, 03:31:20 PM »
Eldrick finishes 1 under, currently tied for 9th and 3 off the lead. Helluva lot better than I thought he'd do.


It could've easily been 5-over.  He made pars from everywhere. 

He got some huge breaks like the field goal on 18 that could've gone anywhere.  Way left on 9.   Way left on 14.  I mean three weekend hacker pulls/hooks.  I think people must've kicked his ball into open spots for some of those recoveries.

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Re: PGA 2022
« Reply #74 on: April 07, 2022, 03:34:05 PM »
Holy shit the knob polishing of Tiger by the announcers would make you think he shot a 12 under.