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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2022, 08:22:40 AM »
I was hoping it was related to some hellacious ass cancer or something similar but the Twatters said he had an opportunity to return to a college job. I guess NW Missouri school for the deaf and blind had a water boy hydration specialist position open. Not sure he’s even qualified for that position.

Sucks for Allen, not that i care about Allen, because apparently he spent all spring installing (30%) a new offensive system then leaves. The guy is a cancer to any organization. Fuck him with an oversized, rusty spork.
We all want Chad to fail, but if you’re going to fail I want his failure to benefit us.  I hope he’s named the grand czar of offensive neato plays at Aggy.  He’ll fuck up again.


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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2022, 08:26:37 AM »
We all want Chad to fail, but if you’re going to fail I want his failure to benefit us.  I hope he’s named the grand czar of offensive neato plays at Aggy.  He’ll fuck up again.

That's about as likely to happen as me waking up naked in a sandwich with the five most attractive 23 year old women on earth. 

The part about Chad landing where he can benefit us.  Not the part about him fucking up again.  That's as certain as sunrise.

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2022, 08:27:29 AM »
I was hoping it was related to some hellacious ass cancer or something similar but the Twatters said he had an opportunity to return to a college job. I guess NW Missouri school for the deaf and blind had a water boy hydration specialist position open. Not sure he’s even qualified for that position.

Sucks for Allen, not that i care about Allen, because apparently he spent all spring installing (30%) a new offensive system then leaves. The guy is a cancer to any organization. Fuck him with an oversized, rusty spork.

I just can’t imagine a college program hiring him, unless it is someone like one of those Oklahoma schools that plays in the GAC and never wins a game.

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2022, 08:38:36 AM »
I just can’t imagine a college program hiring him, unless it is someone like one of those Oklahoma schools that plays in the GAC and never wins a game.

Football Scoop says he has a college opportunity in Florida.

Surely Gus can't be so stupid as to go down that road again, right?  I mean, I hope he does, but surely Gus remembers his last year at Auburn.

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2022, 09:24:47 AM »

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2022, 09:25:37 AM »
Yeah, apparently returning to college. Hopefully a competitor is dumb enough to hire his goofy ass. Parents are in an uproar. He spent the spring putting in a new system now leaves lol.


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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2022, 09:32:10 AM »
if you are taking a college job, wouldn't you take it first then resign or announce new job at same time?

is it possible they are letting him save face but they gave him a pink slip?

why would you quit your job for an "opportunity" that isn't official?

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2022, 09:39:01 AM »
if you are taking a college job, wouldn't you take it first then resign or announce new job at same time?

is it possible they are letting him save face but they gave him a pink slip?

why would you quit your job for an "opportunity" that isn't official?

That is not THE STANDARD.

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2022, 10:44:58 AM »
The Chad has resigned from Allen.

We are doing some :rainbow: wine walk in Allen tomorrow so I will dust off my woopig shirt in banjomcfuckface's honor. And it's red so all the merlot I will spilling on myself won't be that noticeable.

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2022, 11:29:21 AM »

fuck your feelings

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2022, 11:42:36 AM »
banjomcfuckface
If there is a more Woopigesque name for someone we despise, I’d love to see it.

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2022, 12:03:55 PM »
Chad Morris is a guy whose face matches his brain.


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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2022, 12:51:21 PM »
Wherever he is going, this is good.  Personal animus aside...

Allen produces tons of talent and gave us the Dick brothers and Jonathan Williams.  Morris was going to hurt our opportunities there, it's good he's out.


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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2022, 08:53:45 AM »
Braylen Russell from HS Lakeside to LRCA.

Feathers ruffled.

Thoughts?

Ineligible at LRCA...still leaving HSLS.

Next stop JoeT?

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2022, 11:50:18 AM »
who is the Dumas college coach???

https://twitter.com/Allen_ISD/status/1525095464034570242?s=20&t=1rpYMacv_FDw3pdLfWvTFw

That says “return to college football.”   It does not say “as a coach.”

More likely as a Club Dub Dance Party Coordinator.   

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2022, 12:25:44 PM »
Ineligible at LRCA...still leaving HSLS.

Next stop JoeT?

Why ineligible?

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2022, 12:57:53 PM »
Why ineligible?

 Not sure...he tweetered it out today. Currently touring different high schools. 

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2022, 01:14:15 PM »
Not sure...he tweetered it out today. Currently touring different high schools.
He needs to get in on some of that NIL money. You know it's coming.

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2022, 04:03:00 PM »
He needs to get in on some of that NIL money. You know it's coming.

I don't know if this is a precedent or not, but...

OHSAA rejects NIL for HS athletes


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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2022, 04:36:31 PM »
Not sure...he tweetered it out today. Currently touring different high schools.


Sheridan could use some players . . .

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2022, 04:42:23 PM »

Sheridan could use some players . . .

Nope. He needs to go somewhere where he'll have a chance to play against both, Lakeside and LRCA. Say, in weeks 1 and 3? If only there were such a school...

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2022, 10:07:42 PM »
PA schedule for the upcoming season.  Going to be interesting up in 6A.

2022 Football Schedule: The PA Football Program is excited to move up and compete in the 6A classification. We open the season with three defending state champions.
Tues Aug 16 (Benefit) Bryant @ PA 6:00
Fri Aug 26 Robinson @ PA 7:00
Fri Sep 2 @ MRA (MS) 7:00
Fri Sep 9 @ Russellville 7:00
Fri Sep 16 OPEN
Fri Sep 23 LRCA @ PA
Fri Sep 30 @ Mountian Home
Fri Oct 7 Siloam Springs @ PA
Fri Oct 14 @ Van Buren
Fri Oct 21 @ Greenbrier @ PA
Fri Oct 28 @ Greenwood
Fri Nov 4 Lake Hamilton @ PA


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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2022, 10:27:50 PM »
PA schedule for the upcoming season.  Going to be interesting up in 6A.

2022 Football Schedule: The PA Football Program is excited to move up and compete in the 6A classification. We open the season with three defending state champions.
Tues Aug 16 (Benefit) Bryant @ PA 6:00
Fri Aug 26 Robinson @ PA 7:00
Fri Sep 2 @ MRA (MS) 7:00
Fri Sep 9 @ Russellville 7:00
Fri Sep 16 OPEN
Fri Sep 23 LRCA @ PA
Fri Sep 30 @ Mountian Home
Fri Oct 7 Siloam Springs @ PA
Fri Oct 14 @ Van Buren
Fri Oct 21 @ Greenbrier @ PA
Fri Oct 28 @ Greenwood
Fri Nov 4 Lake Hamilton @ PA

WTF?!  I haven't seen this conference line-up or I don't remember seeing it....

Russellville
LR Christian(?)
Mountain Home
Siloam Springs
Van Buren
Greenbrier
Greenwood
Lake Hamilton

Is that right?!  I've missed the Sheridan wins since they were booted to the East.  Mountain Home and Van Buren look to be the only weak links here. 

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2022, 07:13:30 AM »
WTF?!  I haven't seen this conference line-up or I don't remember seeing it....

Russellville
LR Christian(?)
Mountain Home
Siloam Springs
Van Buren
Greenbrier
Greenwood
Lake Hamilton

Is that right?!  I've missed the Sheridan wins since they were booted to the East.  Mountain Home and Van Buren look to be the only weak links here.


I think that’s right.  The other conference will have 10 teams this season.

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Re: High School Football 2022
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2022, 07:23:22 AM »

I think that’s right.  The other conference will have 10 teams this season.

6A-West

Pulaski Academy
LR Christian
Greenbrier
Greenwood
Lake Hamilton
Russellville
Siloam Springs
Van Buren

6A-East

Sheridan
Benton
LR Catholic
Greene County Tech
Jacksonville
El Dorado
Marion
Searcy
Sylvan Hills
West Memphis

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