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Offline Hogworth Ballington III

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2022, 07:39:12 PM »
Even with espn+, you still need a provider with the espn package. Because sometimes in life you gotta take a little fucking to get what you want. I prefer to take mine in the wallet, but sometimes it sure does feel like you're taking it up the ass all the same.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2022, 07:40:47 PM »
Top 4.

Trest to p for Ramage.   

Klutts struck out looking.

Hager, B. doubled down the rf line.

Cail struck out swinging.

Deshazier popped up to 3B.

3-1 Hogs after 3.5.

« Last Edit: April 19, 2022, 07:43:09 PM by Rick B. »

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2022, 07:42:07 PM »
Wind is cold and sucks, blowing in toward third
I'm quite surprised with the size of the crowd.


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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2022, 07:58:10 PM »
Bot 4.

Charlton to p for Algee.      

Stovall grounded out to SS.

Leach struck out swinging.

Wallace struck out swinging.

3-1 Hogs after 4.


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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2022, 08:00:52 PM »
Top 5. My JJ's nachos arrived mid bot 4. [emoji4]

Tremmel out at first 1b to p. 1 out.

Ulmer walked.

French grounded out to c, bunt; Ulmer advanced to second.   2 outs.

Toler walked.

Hager, J. walked. Bases loaded for the Indians.

Adamiak to pitch for Trest. Little Sweet is annoying.

Slap nuts fouls out to Stovall near our dugout. 3 outs.

3-1 Hogs after 4.5.

« Last Edit: April 19, 2022, 08:09:54 PM by Rick B. »

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2022, 08:10:42 PM »
Bot 5.

Slavens singled to right center.

Turner flied out to RF. 1 out.

Moore lined out to CF. 2 outs.

Bohrofen singled to left field; Slavens advanced to second.

Battles walked; Bohrofen advanced to second; Slavens advanced to third. BASES LOADED!! [emoji481][emoji482]

Gregory walked, RBI; Battles advanced to second; Bohrofen advanced to third; Slavens scored.    Beer hats still in effect. Hogs go up 4-1.....

Stovall walked, RBI; Gregory advanced to second; Battles advanced to third; Bohrofen scored. Hogs go up 5-1. Beer hats en fuego.....

Baldelli to p for Charlton.

Leach strikes out. EOI.

5-1 Hogs after 5.

« Last Edit: April 19, 2022, 08:29:14 PM by Rick B. »

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2022, 08:16:56 PM »
I’m predicting a grand slam.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2022, 08:28:20 PM »
I’m predicting a grand slam.
You're wrong Colonel Sanders.


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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2022, 08:30:10 PM »
Even with espn+, you still need a provider with the espn package. Because sometimes in life you gotta take a little fucking to get what you want. I prefer to take mine in the wallet, but sometimes it sure does feel like you're taking it up the ass all the same.
Seriously? That's gay.


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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2022, 08:35:29 PM »
You're wrong Colonel Sanders.

I threw my crystal ball away. It’s been giving me bad data for going on 43 years.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2022, 08:37:02 PM »
Top 6. Adamiak still pitching.

Hager, B. walked.

Cail struck out looking. 1 out.

Deshazier fouled out to RF. 2 outs.

Tremmel singled to center field; Hager, B. advanced to second.

Coyne to pinch hit for Ulmer.

Adamiak with the balk. Goes to throw to first and Stovall was not holding the runner. Runners advance to second and third.

Coyne grounded out to SS. 3 outs. Adamiak avoids trouble.

5-1 Hogs after 5.5.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2022, 08:51:00 PM »
Bot 6. Bleedinoutmyvagina is still gay.

Davis to cf for Coyne.
Bryant to p for Baldelli.

Wallace grounded out to 3B. 1 out.

Slavens singled to LF.

Turner flied out to RF. 2 outs.

Slavens with his first stolen base of the season.

Moore popped up to SS. 3 outs.

5-1 Hogs after 6.

« Last Edit: April 19, 2022, 08:53:33 PM by Rick B. »

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2022, 08:59:23 PM »
Top 7. Adamiak still pitching.

French struck out swinging. 1 out.

Toler walked.

Hager, J. struck out swinging. 2 outs.

Klutts struck out looking. 3 outs.

Stretch it out y'all.

5-1 Hogs after 6.5.

« Last Edit: April 19, 2022, 09:04:50 PM by Rick B. »

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2022, 09:10:48 PM »
Bottom of the SEVENTH inning.

Bohrofen walked.

Battles doubled to right center, RBI; Bohrofen scored. Hogs go up 6-1.

Gregory walked.

Paschal to p for Bryant. Call the Hogs. 16 minutes past my bedtime.

Stovall reached on a fielder's choice; Gregory out at second 2b to ss; Battles advanced to third. Runners firstnthird, 1 out.

Leach walked. Bases loaded! [emoji481][emoji482]

Wallace popped up to 2B. 2 outs.

« Last Edit: April 19, 2022, 09:28:28 PM by Rick B. »

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2022, 09:21:31 PM »
In other baseball news, UT and OM are getting their asses handed to them by Air Force and SEMO. You hate to see it. Both were ranked #1 at one point in the season.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2022, 09:21:48 PM »
Bottom of the SEVENTH inning.

Bohrofen walked.

Battles doubled to right center, RBI; Bohrofen scored. Hogs go up 6-1.

Gregory walked.

Paschal to p for Bryant. Call the Hogs. 16 minutes past my bedtime.
This is why I hate doing the mid week games. Too much shit happens and the games seem to last forever. By the way, just got back from my grandson’s game.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2022, 09:25:25 PM »
This is why I hate doing the mid week games. Too much shit happens and the games seem to last forever. By the way, just got back from my grandson’s game.
Bottom of 7 and this fucking game is almost 3 hours old. Games are too fucking long!!


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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2022, 09:30:54 PM »
You're wrong Colonel Sanders.

Told ya.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2022, 09:32:16 PM »
Moron.

You drinkin the Haterade tonight.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2022, 09:32:23 PM »
Yeah. Time limit.

Brady Slavens hits a grand slam home run!!!

Hogs take 10-1 lead.

Turner flies out to left. EOI.

10-1 Hogs after 7.

Someone else take over. I'm going to go take my medrol dose pack meds and go to bed and hope this fucking muscle strain in my back stops hurting. Word to the wise, don't do the boxing app on the Oculus when you're 56 years old. Threw my back out like a mofo.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2022, 09:32:51 PM »
You drinkin the Haterade tonight.
You started it, Houston boy.


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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2022, 09:35:46 PM »
With that great prediction that came true I’m calling it a night.  Ramage has already pitched so I think we have this one in the bag.

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2022, 11:39:13 PM »
What inning are they in?

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Re: Hogs vs Howlin and Shit—-Baseball
« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2022, 02:37:10 AM »
I watched 2 pitches all night. Tuned in and the 2nd was the Slavens slam. Ducked out because it was 10-1.

That's the most efficiency I have ever had watching an unimportant Hog game.