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Re: Garth
« Reply #50 on: April 20, 2022, 08:55:26 PM »
do a lot of a list comedians play stadiums?
not really but I did see Bill Burr at red rocks. I’d pay to see Bill Burr open for Garth…it’s probably his audience

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Re: Garth
« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2022, 07:23:55 AM »
Any tips for someone who lives here and is not going to the concert?


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Re: Garth
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2022, 07:29:43 AM »
I saw Garth at Notre Dame a few years back. The all day event was more exciting than the actual show itself, but its a good time. They tailgated just like it was a football game.


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Re: Garth
« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2022, 07:35:39 AM »
Yes, they are that bad. 

I'd rather listen to Texass Fight on a twenty-four hour loop than the first verse of the best of their "songs" one time.
Gat damn.

I saw him in Casper, WY back in '98. It was a good show. Yearwood was on the bill with him, but can't remember if he had left his wife for her by that time or not.

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Re: Garth
« Reply #54 on: April 21, 2022, 08:07:06 AM »
Any tips for someone who lives here and is not going to the concert?

I know recipes for mock Outback wings and mock Macaroni Grill chicken scallopini.


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Re: Garth
« Reply #55 on: April 21, 2022, 08:24:26 AM »
Yes, they are that bad. 

I'd rather listen to Texass Fight on a twenty-four hour loop than the first verse of the best of their "songs" one time.

Come on, bro, they did that awesome cuntry song with Nelly.  You ain't about that life?

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Re: Garth
« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2022, 09:06:50 AM »
Surly we can all agree that 80s/90s Garth is better than 2000s Garth.

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Re: Garth
« Reply #57 on: April 21, 2022, 09:26:35 AM »
Surly we can all agree that 80s/90s Garth is better than 2000s Garth.

Chris Gaines would disagree.


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Re: Garth
« Reply #58 on: April 21, 2022, 09:37:36 AM »
Any tips for someone who lives here and is not going to the concert?


Avoid the area around Razorback Stadium for several hours before and after the concert. 

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Re: Garth
« Reply #59 on: April 21, 2022, 10:09:20 AM »
Only comedians that would fill RRS would be the old Jeff Foxworthy Redneck tour.  As good as they are I don't think demographic base would pack it in to hear Rogan, Chappelle, Bill Burr or Sebastian Manascalco.


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Re: Garth
« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2022, 10:42:42 AM »
Any tips for someone who lives here and is not going to the concert?

https://youtu.be/hH2-UGOhfWw?t=38

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Re: Garth
« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2022, 10:45:41 AM »
Gat damn.

I saw him in Casper, WY back in '98. It was a good show. Yearwood was on the bill with him, but can't remember if he had left his wife for her by that time or not.

I saw him in Inglewood in 2001 when he was doing some tv concert series.  From what I can remember it was a decent show.

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Re: Garth
« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2022, 11:09:45 AM »
I know recipes for mock Outback wings and mock Macaroni Grill chicken scallopini.

Chicken scallopini is one of my favorite mock recipes. We do it at least twice a month.


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Re: Garth
« Reply #63 on: April 21, 2022, 11:33:36 AM »
have fun Rick. I’m off to go on vacation.

Probably to some shitty place no one but you likes.   ;D


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Re: Garth
« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2022, 12:23:29 PM »
Mellencamp over Garth. And it's not even debatable.

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Re: Garth
« Reply #65 on: April 21, 2022, 12:31:34 PM »
Mellencamp over Garth. And it's not even debatable.

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Mellencamp has about smoked himself to death.  His voice sounds like pouring gravel out of a metal trash can.


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Re: Garth
« Reply #66 on: April 21, 2022, 12:36:25 PM »
Mellencamp has about smoked himself to death.  His voice sounds like pouring gravel out of a metal trash can.

So, same as it always did?


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Re: Garth
« Reply #67 on: April 21, 2022, 12:47:03 PM »
Mellencamp over The "Boss" too

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Re: Garth
« Reply #68 on: April 21, 2022, 01:07:11 PM »
Mellencamp has about smoked himself to death.  His voice sounds like pouring gravel out of a metal trash can.


Those cigarettes just hurt so good . . .

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Re: Garth
« Reply #69 on: April 21, 2022, 01:52:04 PM »
Mellencamp over The "Boss" too

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Re: Garth
« Reply #70 on: April 21, 2022, 02:04:48 PM »
Going for gravel-voiced guys? Throwing Garth in there even though he's not.

Mellencamp > Seger > Garth > Tom Waits > Redbone >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dylan


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Re: Garth
« Reply #71 on: April 21, 2022, 02:28:32 PM »
Going for gravel-voiced guys? Throwing Garth in there even though he's not.

Mellencamp > Seger > Garth > Tom Waits > Redbone >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dylan

You put JCM, Bob Seger and GARTH FUCKING BROOKS over Tom Waits?

Fuck outta here.

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Re: Garth
« Reply #72 on: April 21, 2022, 02:31:51 PM »
You put JCM, Bob Seger and GARTH FUCKING BROOKS over Tom Waits?

Fuck outta here.

I'm sorry, I should have flipped Redbone and Waits. Never been a Waits fan. Just thought of Redbone too late.

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Re: Garth
« Reply #73 on: April 21, 2022, 02:32:34 PM »
I'm sorry, I should have flipped Redbone and Waits. Never been a Waits fan. Just thought of Redbone too late.

OTOH JCM has been my boy since the 80s.

Duly noted.

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Re: Garth
« Reply #74 on: April 21, 2022, 02:34:51 PM »
Duly noted.

Your musical opinions are now properly sortable.

Throw Bruce in there just above Dylan. There are only two songs of his I have ever liked:
Glory Days
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