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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #100 on: April 23, 2022, 02:55:12 PM »
Top of the third.

Slavens leads off. Goes yard to right center Hogs lead 3-0.

Wallace taps back to the mound for the out. 1 down.

Turner flies out to short. 2 down.

BGB doubles off the wall in center.

Lanzilli grounds out to first.

Hogs up 3-0 mid three.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #101 on: April 23, 2022, 02:57:26 PM »
he crushed that motherfucker.  400 feet dead center and it wasn't close.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #102 on: April 23, 2022, 03:00:30 PM »
What school’s second grade drew the letters and numbers on the turd ranchers’ jerseys?

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #103 on: April 23, 2022, 03:01:02 PM »
What school’s second grade drew the letters and numbers on the turd ranchers’ jerseys?
No shit. Plain and in crayon.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #104 on: April 23, 2022, 03:05:23 PM »
These umps clearly don’t know a check swing from their own Aggie-infested assholes. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #105 on: April 23, 2022, 03:06:16 PM »
Bottom of the third. Shit stains have had a lot of runners but only 1 hit so far.

First up walks. 1 on.

Next up flies out to right. Runner holds. 1 away.

Next flies out to right. Runner holds. 2 away.

Next up flies to second. BGB, Battles, and Webb all come in and the ball drifts in between all of them. Runners at second and third. Flashbacks!

Next up grounds out to third.

Hogs lead 3-0 after 3.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #106 on: April 23, 2022, 03:18:15 PM »
Top of the fourth.

Stovall leads off. Lines out to the SS at second. 1 down.

Battles singles to left. 1 on.

Gregory goes down swinging. 2 away.

Webb runs the count full. Flies out weakly to short.

Hogs up 3-0 mid fourth.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #107 on: April 23, 2022, 03:28:35 PM »
Bottom of the fourth. Smith needs a quick inning.

First up walks. So much for a quick inning.

Next up runs the count full. Walks on strike 4. Runners at first and second.

Pitching change…Morris coming in.

Next up flies out to right. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Next up takes a ball. Runner moves to second on a snap throw to third by Turner. 2-1 count. Now full count. Flies out to center. Run scores. Runner holds at second. 3-1 Hogs, 2 outs.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #108 on: April 23, 2022, 03:42:46 PM »
We’re gonna need some more runs.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #109 on: April 23, 2022, 03:46:14 PM »
Seems Webb could have tried for a play at the plate. Guess they didn’t want the guy on second to take third.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #110 on: April 23, 2022, 03:46:46 PM »
Bottom of the fourth. Smith needs a quick inning.

First up walks. So much for a quick inning.

Next up runs the count full. Walks on strike 4. Runners at first and second.

Pitching change…Morris coming in.

Next up flies out to right. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Next up takes a ball. Runner moves to second on a snap throw to third by Turner. 2-1 count. Now full count. Flies out to center. Run scores. Runner holds at second. 3-1 Hogs, 2 outs

Next up goes down swinging.

Hogs up 3-1 after 4.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #111 on: April 23, 2022, 03:50:54 PM »
We’re gonna need some more runs.
If we don’t start finding the strike zone for sure.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #112 on: April 23, 2022, 03:52:33 PM »
Top of the fifth. Lefty in to pitch for the fags.

Slavens leads off. Slavens runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.

Wallace gets a called strike at his shoelaces. 2-1 count. Slavens picked off at first. Fuck. 1 down. Wallace goes down swinging at ball 3. 2 away.

Turner 0-2. The strike zone seems to have lowered itself nicely. Goes down looking.

We look like shit against even shitty leftys. Hogs up 3-1 mid fifth.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #113 on: April 23, 2022, 03:55:25 PM »
Lol, no.  The audio broadcast on TV is off for whatever reason.  Everyone appreciates the PBP!


Edit: It's on now.  But was nice for a moment to only have stadium noise, as if you're there in person and don't have to hear the announcers yammering on about everything.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #114 on: April 23, 2022, 03:57:23 PM »
Morris has been really good of late.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #115 on: April 23, 2022, 04:00:34 PM »
Good grief can this ump expand the strike zone a little more for the ass pounders?

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #116 on: April 23, 2022, 04:01:38 PM »
Lot of Collie in the Aggie Girls


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #117 on: April 23, 2022, 04:03:33 PM »
Lot of Collie in the Aggie Girls

Well that should distract their players.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #118 on: April 23, 2022, 04:04:22 PM »
Bottom of the fifth.

First up grounds weakly up the middle and BGB bobbles it. Runner safe at first.

Next up flies out to short right. 1 down, runner holds.

Next up runs the count full after starting 0-2. Walks. Runners at first and second. 1 oit.

Next up with another 0-2 count. 2-2. Fouls one off Turner. Turner down trying to shake it off. Seems like he got his balls back where they belong and is OK. Still a 2-2 count. Hits into a 6-4-3 DP.

Hogs up 3-1 after 5.

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Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #119 on: April 23, 2022, 04:06:51 PM »
Bottom of the fifth.

First up grounds weakly up the middle and BGB bobbles it. Runner safe at first.
Moore hasn’t been right this season.

Calling balls (and dropping them) that aren’t his, and sporting the worst average in our lineup with no power to make up for it. What kind of a bizarro world is this where I’d rather have Webb up in a clutch situation than Moore?

Either his plate approach has somehow changed and he needs to get back to what he was doing last year, or he’s focused too much on his draft stock.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #120 on: April 23, 2022, 04:11:30 PM »
Moore hasn’t been right this season.

Calling balls (and dropping them) that aren’t his, and sporting the worst average in our lineup with no power to make up for it.

Either his plate approach has somehow changed and he needs to get back to what he was doing last year, or he’s focused too much on his draft stock.
He’s now getting pitched different this year than anytime before in his career and he’s still searching. Many more breaking balls thrown to him now. He’s being more patient and drawing more walks but maybe needs to be more aggressive at times.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #121 on: April 23, 2022, 04:13:08 PM »
Unlike men, not all strike zones are created equal. 

This is becoming comical now. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #122 on: April 23, 2022, 04:17:20 PM »
The announcers are cringe


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #123 on: April 23, 2022, 04:18:30 PM »
Turner may only have a one ball count on him now. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #124 on: April 23, 2022, 04:21:37 PM »
Turner may only have a one ball count on him now. 


Pretty impressive he didn’t throw up. As much as he was spitting I really thought he was going to lose it.

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