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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #125 on: April 23, 2022, 04:22:29 PM »
Top,of the sixth.

BGB takes a fucking called strike in the dirt. Fuck this ump. Goes down swinging trying to protect the plate. He knew it would have been called a strike. 1 down.

Lanzilli flies out to short center. 2 away.

Stovall walks. 1 on.

Battles singles to right. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.

Leach in to pinch hit for Gregory. Takes ball one over the catcher’s head. Both runners advance. Meeting and circle jerk at the mound. Goes down swinging.

Hogs strand 2 and lead 3-1 mid 6.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #126 on: April 23, 2022, 04:23:21 PM »
Turner may only have a one ball count on him now.
He won’t have time to rest either.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #127 on: April 23, 2022, 04:23:57 PM »
I’m not reading back through but has any mentioned why A&M’s Jersey say “Texas Aggies”? 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #128 on: April 23, 2022, 04:29:23 PM »
So I guess Dylan Leach is the new Charlie Welch (to DVH)? 

I guess he could be moving Turner to DH and Leach behind the plate.  Otherwise I'm not crazy about burning the backup C a half inning after our catcher lost a gonad. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #129 on: April 23, 2022, 04:32:44 PM »
I’m not reading back through but has any mentioned why A&M’s Jersey say “Texas Aggies”?
Only that they were made by second graders using tape.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #130 on: April 23, 2022, 04:33:36 PM »
I’m not reading back through but has any mentioned why A&M’s Jersey say “Texas Aggies”?

They couldn't spell "Texas School for the Mentally Challenged."

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #131 on: April 23, 2022, 04:35:18 PM »
Bottom of 6.

First up grounded slowly to BGB who makes the play for the first out.

Next up flies out near the wall in right. 2 down.

Next up grounds out to third.

Hogs up 3-1 after 6.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #132 on: April 23, 2022, 04:39:48 PM »
If a pitcher gets to an 0-2 count, the hitter knows he isn’t going to throw one down the middle and he is going to try to make him chase something. So why not throw one down the middle and shock the hitter?

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #133 on: April 23, 2022, 04:41:14 PM »
Top of the seventh.

Webb leads off. Flies out to left. 1 away.

Slavens goes down swinging. 2 down.

Wallace goes down swinging.

We look like shit. Hogs up 3-1 mid 7

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #134 on: April 23, 2022, 04:45:27 PM »
So I guess Dylan Leach is the new Charlie Welch (to DVH)? 

I guess he could be moving Turner to DH and Leach behind the plate.  Otherwise I'm not crazy about burning the backup C a half inning after our catcher lost a gonad.

You mean Charlie Welch, without the hitting?

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #135 on: April 23, 2022, 04:46:57 PM »
Bottom of the seventh. We need a short inning. Vermillion in to pitch. Hope he is better than he has been.

First up looks like someone took a turd and drug it down his back to make a #1. Singles to center. 1 on.

Next up hits into a 6-4-3 DP and a great play by Battles and turn by BGB. Under review on the call at first. Into the pit of confusion. Runner at first ruled safe. Fuck these umps. Runner at first, 1 out.

Next up singles to right. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Pitching change….Taylor in. Vermillion is losing value and is down to Verthousand.

Next up grounds to third, is bobbled but the throw to first is good for the out. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.

Next up flies out to left.

Hogs lead 3-1 after 7. Our runs have come from 2 homers and a wild pitch.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #136 on: April 23, 2022, 04:48:06 PM »
You mean Charlie Welch, without the hitting?

Exactly that.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #137 on: April 23, 2022, 04:54:18 PM »
Apparently our shit ass broadcast won't show the play, or if they do it will only be from the original angle, but was this even close enough to review? 

He's fuckin' out. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #138 on: April 23, 2022, 04:58:44 PM »
He looked out by at least a half step. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #139 on: April 23, 2022, 05:03:46 PM »
Top of the eighth.

Turner leads off. Flies out to short. 1 down.

BGB grounds out to third. 2 down.

Lanzilli singles to left.

Lanzilli thrown out by a mile trying to take second.

We even look like shit trying to steal.

Hogs up 3-1 mid 8

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #140 on: April 23, 2022, 05:05:36 PM »
Turner hit that ball 400 feet.    Too bad that was vertical. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #141 on: April 23, 2022, 05:07:39 PM »
Why?


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #142 on: April 23, 2022, 05:08:21 PM »
What the absolute fuck was that?

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #143 on: April 23, 2022, 05:08:37 PM »
Bottom of the eighth.

First up goes down looking. 1 away.

Next up goes down swinging. 2 away.

Next up grounds to Battles going to his right. The throw is off and runner safe.

Next up flies out to first in foul territory.

Hogs lead 3-1 after 8. If we somehow come out on top in this game, we didn’t really win. Those shitbirds gave it away.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #144 on: April 23, 2022, 05:09:42 PM »
What the absolute fuck was that?
This ain’t football where you may be able to leap over a tackle.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #145 on: April 23, 2022, 05:13:00 PM »
This ain’t football where you may be able to leap over a tackle.

I'm more bothered by the decision to run in the first place. 

I feel very confident that Rick B could come damn close to beating Lanzilli in a foot race.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #146 on: April 23, 2022, 05:17:52 PM »
I'm more bothered by the decision to run in the first place. 

I feel very confident that Rick B could come damn close to beating Lanzilli in a foot race.
LOL! And Rick B has my speed. Which is none.

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Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #147 on: April 23, 2022, 05:18:56 PM »
It’s time we go yard on this 80s pro wrestler at pitcher.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #148 on: April 23, 2022, 05:19:03 PM »
Top of the ninth. Their pitcher writes “I love dick” in the dirt behind the mound every inning.

Stovall flies out to the wall in left. 1 away.

Battles runs the count full on ball 4. Goes down swinging. Fuck this ump can’t be said enough. 2 down.

Ibuprofen walks. Pitching change…..after the circle jerk.

Webb grounds down the first base line. The pitcher picks it up and tries to tag Webb but the ball comes out. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Slavens walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED! Circle jerk at the mound. Hard to tell who the pivot man is.

Wallace HBP but this fucking ump says he stuck his arm out. Umps into the pit of confusion for review.



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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #149 on: April 23, 2022, 05:36:15 PM »
Good grief something needs to be done in college baseball.  We’re past the 3 1/2 hour mark and the fuckstains keep convening a world summit. 

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