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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2022, 09:51:15 PM »
Bed shitting


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2022, 09:52:03 PM »
2nd and 3rd with no outs, and we don't get shit. That's going to come back and bite us in the ass right there.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2022, 09:52:29 PM »
The bats are such a disappointment this season.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2022, 09:52:39 PM »
What a fucking waste.  :pullhair:

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2022, 09:53:02 PM »
In my wildest imagination I can’t fathom three worse at bats. 

Absolutely horrendous. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2022, 09:53:19 PM »
Big waste. Surprised we are only down one.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2022, 09:53:26 PM »
Insert the obligatory "I love DVH but" here...

When facing teams that have a LH reliever with a pulse, we have to stagger the left-handed hitters better.  Schloss was able to own us there due to the fact that we had back-to-back LHHs, followed by one RHH he could walk to get to another LHH. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2022, 09:54:52 PM »
Bottom 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Evan Taylor in for Connor Noland.

This pitching change brought to you by Barilla Spaghetti.  Great with meat sauce, not so much for swinging at baseballs thrown by mediocre Aggy pitchers.

Werner grounds out to Battles.  1 out.

Kole Kameron Kaler strikes out.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs

Logan Britt, pinch hitting for the LSU SS, grounds out to SS.  3 outs.

End 7th.  2-1 them.



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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2022, 09:55:48 PM »
Insert the obligatory "I love DVH but" here...

When facing teams that have a LH reliever with a pulse, we have to stagger the left-handed hitters better.  Schloss was able to own us there due to the fact that we had back-to-back LHHs, followed by one RHH he could walk to get to another LHH.
And you are right about Gregory. He has attempted to bunt against nearly every lefty this year because he can’t hit a lefty.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2022, 09:59:00 PM »
Either a mistake or high quality troll courtesy of DIRECTV. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2022, 09:59:15 PM »
The bats are such a disappointment this season.
They were last year, too. We just had a great defense and Kopps to save the day with 3 inning saves.

I knew we were in trouble before we even hit the postseason when we started seeing Kopps come in regularly in the 7th or 8th for 6+ out saves in 1 or 2 run games.

Bats went quiet when it mattered because our lineup couldn’t hit anywhere near .300 and the rest is history. I’ll never forgive that team for how they let Kopps down in game 3 of the Supers.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2022, 10:05:44 PM »
Top 8th.

Lanzilli strikes out looking at an 89 mph meatball over the plate.  He's had a Chad Morris-like game tonight.  1 out.

Turner strikes out looking at a dogshit fastball that was off the plate.  2 outs.  Fuck this ump. 

Battles grounds out weakly to 2nd.  3 outs.

We are about to lose a game where the other team got two goddamn hits. 

Mid 8th.  2-1 aTm.



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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2022, 10:06:15 PM »
What happened to “anything close” on 3-2?

How do you take that pitch?

Shit.  We’re toast. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2022, 10:08:04 PM »
Our LHH just need to throw in the towel against leftys.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2022, 10:08:27 PM »
Was hoping we would really rake down there with the warm weather. I guess we still might, but with the way ag has been playing it feels like we might be lucky to win 1 this weekend


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2022, 10:10:04 PM »
Our batters are shitting their pants against this lefty like he’s Sandy Koufax. Unbelievable.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2022, 10:10:16 PM »
They were last year, too. We just had a great defense and Kopps to save the day with 3 inning saves.

I knew we were in trouble before we even hit the postseason when we started seeing Kopps come in regularly in the 7th or 8th for 6+ out saves in 1 or 2 run games.

Bats went quiet when it mattered because our lineup couldn’t hit anywhere near .300 and the rest is history. I’ll never forgive that team for how they let Kopps down in game 3 of the Supers.

Yep. It’s a problem that DVH doesn’t seem to feel the need to address.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2022, 10:10:55 PM »
Our LHH just need to throw in the towel against leftys.

Here's a novel idea...how about RECRUIT A COUPLE OF GODDAMN RIGHT HANDED HITTERS? 

And when I say "a couple", I don't mean that numerically.  I mean, like half the roster, the way most good teams do it.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2022, 10:11:56 PM »
They just guess way too much.  The 2-0 pitch to Battles was a classic case.  Enormous whiff over the top of it.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2022, 10:11:59 PM »
I hate aTm. Honestly, I’d rather beat them than any other team in the conference. No matter the sport.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2022, 10:12:41 PM »
Here's a novel idea...how about RECRUIT A COUPLE OF GODDAMN RIGHT HANDED HITTERS? 

And when I say "a couple", I don't mean that numerically.  I mean, like half the roster, the way most good teams do it.
Yep. Every team we play from here on out will play LHP against us. We have proven we can’t hit them, so why not?

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2022, 10:13:00 PM »
What happened to “anything close” on 3-2?

How do you take that pitch?

Our approach is to watch anything that’s right down the middle, and then only swing at shit pitches.

Stovall took one earlier that was a meatball right down Broadway, and then proceeded to strike out at one he wouldn’t have hit with telephone pole.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2022, 10:13:43 PM »
Bottom 8th.

Minnich strikes out looking.  Sit down bitch.  1 out.

Johnson walks. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Meoff flies out to shallow CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Claunch grounds one off Taylor, deflected to Moore, who makes the play look routine.  3 outs.

End 8th. Evil 2, Good 1.





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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2022, 10:16:02 PM »
This crowd is like the rec room on One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #74 on: April 22, 2022, 10:20:53 PM »
When is eATMe going to be cancelled for that 12th MAN shit?

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