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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #75 on: April 22, 2022, 10:21:22 PM »
This crowd is like the rec room on One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

I haven't seen that many misfits, outcasts, and losers congregated in the same place since the Hogville protest of Houston Nutt. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #76 on: April 22, 2022, 10:21:31 PM »
Oh, shit…..Ramage sighting.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #77 on: April 22, 2022, 10:25:51 PM »
Top 9th.  Last call for alcohol. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.  Win one for the Gipper.  Etc, etc. 

Big Game Bob flies out to deep LF.  Almost.  Where's that fucking wind now?  1 out.

Webb walks strikes out homers .  2 outs.

In a move none of us saw coming, Dylan Leach pinch hitting for Gregory.  Shades of Charlie Welch?

Leach flies out to RF.  3 outs.

Proof that Satan has power over the Earth.  The sheep molesters win 2-1. 

Only positive is that this wronghanded motherfucker probably won't be able to pitch again this weekend. 











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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #78 on: April 22, 2022, 10:26:32 PM »
I thought that one was gone….

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #79 on: April 22, 2022, 10:27:35 PM »
Embarrassing night at the plate.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #80 on: April 22, 2022, 10:32:13 PM »
Embarrassing night at the plate.
We live off our mid weeks.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #81 on: April 22, 2022, 10:33:18 PM »
That early error cost us.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #82 on: April 22, 2022, 10:35:09 PM »
We live off our mid weeks.
Yep. Our lineup is basically Turner, Wallace, and a bunch of midweek all stars who keep their stats respectable with empty calories hits against the likes of UCA, UAPB, and A State.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #83 on: April 22, 2022, 10:35:56 PM »
Yeah, it only makes it worse that they had two damn hits. 


That 2nd and 3rd with no outs will haunt us for a while.  Very likely the difference in winning or losing the series. 

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #84 on: April 23, 2022, 02:10:59 AM »
When is eATMe going to be cancelled for that 12th MAN shit?

And how can they even tell? How many of them major in biology, anyway?


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #85 on: April 23, 2022, 02:05:56 PM »
Slavens just took one yard to right center. Hogs up 1-0.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #86 on: April 23, 2022, 02:06:36 PM »
Nobody on the broadcast? Lol.

Kinda nice actually


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #87 on: April 23, 2022, 02:07:00 PM »
Just checking in to say FUCK YO COUCH SHELBY METCALF on behalf of my brother in Christ Brady Slavens.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #88 on: April 23, 2022, 02:07:34 PM »
Nobody on the broadcast? Lol.

Kinda nice actually

Yeah, it's refreshing.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #89 on: April 23, 2022, 02:09:06 PM »
Yeah, it's refreshing.

All you guys have to do is speak up if you don’t want us to do it.  No skin off my back either way.   Kind of relaxing to not have to keep up to that level of detail.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #90 on: April 23, 2022, 02:10:17 PM »
This is awesome.  Technology should be at a place that allows us to do this.   Just mute the announcers and give me the noises of the game.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #91 on: April 23, 2022, 02:10:40 PM »
Late to the show as usual.

Lanzilli on first after a single up the middle.

BGB golfs one to center for out number three.

Hogs up 1-0 mid. First.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #92 on: April 23, 2022, 02:11:26 PM »
All you guys have to do is speak up if you don’t want us to do it.  No skin off my back either way.   Kind of relaxing to not have to keep up to that level of detail.

Lol, no.  The audio broadcast on TV is off for whatever reason.  Everyone appreciates the PBP!


Edit: It's on now.  But was nice for a moment to only have stadium noise, as if you're there in person and don't have to hear the announcers yammering on about everything.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #93 on: April 23, 2022, 02:12:45 PM »
Bottom of the first. Asses up. Smith on the mound for the Hogs.

First up doubles out in the corner in left. 1 on.

Next up grounds out to third. Runner held at second. 1 down.

Next up walks. Runners at first and second.

Next up flies out to center. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Next up HBP. Bases loaded with animal abusers. 20 pitches already for Smith.

Next up flies out to right. Smith struggling…

Hogs up 1-0 after 1.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #94 on: April 23, 2022, 02:28:52 PM »
Top of the second.

Lanzilli doubles to left. (Apparently that wasn’t him in the first)

Stovall flies out to the wall in left center. Lanzilli moves to third.

Battles flies out behind third. Fuck. Runner holds. 2 outs.

Gregory up. Lanzilli scores on a wild pitch. 2-0 Hogs. Play under review to see if the pitch hit Gregory before bouncing away. One of these announcers sounds like a heavy smoker. Ruled wild pitch and Lanzilli scores. 2-0 count on Gregory. Gregory walks. 1 on.

Webb flies out to the track in center.

Hogs up 2-0 mid second.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #95 on: April 23, 2022, 02:35:47 PM »
Lol, no.  The audio broadcast on TV is off for whatever reason.  Everyone appreciates the PBP!


Edit: It's on now.  But was nice for a moment to only have stadium noise, as if you're there in person and don't have to hear the announcers yammering on about everything.

The color guy sounds like he has two other aggies in his mouth.


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #96 on: April 23, 2022, 02:38:49 PM »
The color guy sounds like he has two other aggies in his mouth.

Is it just me or is he not also occasionally just saying things that don't make a lick of sense?


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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #97 on: April 23, 2022, 02:44:28 PM »
Is it just me or is he not also occasionally just saying things that don't make a lick of sense?
Smoking a doob.

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #98 on: April 23, 2022, 02:45:07 PM »
Bottom of the second.

First up grounds out weakly to BGB. 1 down.

Next up walks. 1 on.

Next up takes a ball that was just called a strike on the prior pitch. Fuck this ump. Goes down looking. 2 away.

Next up flies out to right.

Hogs lead 2-0 after 2. (41 pitches for Smith so far)

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Re: Hogs vs. eATMe——Baseball
« Reply #99 on: April 23, 2022, 02:48:05 PM »
What is this ump looking at?