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Offline Rick B.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2022, 07:07:30 PM »
Sorry y'all. Been hobknobbing and minglin.

Here are the highlights so far:

Hogs have 2 hits. That's about it.

Bears just got their first hit. Top 5.

Score is zero point zero zero to zero.

On the bright side, there's a kid whining behind me.


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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2022, 07:13:06 PM »
Who broke Woopig, this time?

Anybody else get this image while it was down?

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2022, 07:27:34 PM »
Fuck this janky ass piece of shit ballpark. Like 5 fucking concessions stands. All have had a mile long line since 30 minutes before first pitch. There are like 4 bathrooms.

I jumped in the pee line as Dylan Blind Sow Leach came up to bat. Thought I could pee and get back quickly. F that. I exit the bathroom as the inning is ending.

Hogs lead 1-0 after 5. Leach with the RBI single. I think.


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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2022, 07:37:03 PM »
Shit heads tie it up.

1-1 after 5.5.


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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2022, 07:37:23 PM »
Crowd is blah AF.


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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2022, 07:41:04 PM »
GDMFS.

What modern public place where thousands of people gather doesn't have free wifi these days??

FUCK THIS JANKY ASS STADIUM.

It has so much potential. Wasted.


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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2022, 08:07:50 PM »
Absolutely nothing has happened recently. Top 8. Cubs are batting. 1 out. Runner at first. Tied 1-1. Goddamn kid behind me is still fucking screaming. Concession lines take no less than 30 minutes to get thru. Fuck this janky fucking fuck of a fucking park.


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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2022, 08:09:06 PM »
Solid effort on the PBP.  I'm enjoying the narration.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2022, 08:16:57 PM »
Solid effort on the PBP.  I'm enjoying the narration.
Your sarcasm is seeping thru.

Bot 8. Wallace, Turner, Slavens. This is our inning!!

Wallace walks. Meeting at the mound.

New pitcher for the teddy bears. No one cares what his name is but his parents and his boyfriend. NTTAWWT.

My phone is at 5%.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2022, 08:30:21 PM »
Your sarcasm is seeping thru.

No idea what you're talking about.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2022, 08:35:11 PM »
I got this due to Ricks lack of battery management.

Bottom of the 9th. Hogs win? Free baseball?

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2022, 08:38:16 PM »
My wife left during the 2nd to get a pretzel. I didn't see her again to the 8th.

Lead off batter walks. Pinch runner Varnado in.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2022, 08:39:11 PM »
Did she at least come back with your pretzel?

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2022, 08:40:55 PM »
Varnado thrown out at 2nd. 1 out.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2022, 08:41:54 PM »
Did she at least come back with your pretzel?

I got a bratwurst. Was fine without her. Went through the beer line three times.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2022, 08:43:30 PM »
Webb and Stoval strike out. Free baseball.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2022, 08:54:54 PM »
UCA steals 3rd.

Strikes out to screw up the sac run.

Flies out to end the winning.

Bottom of the 10th

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2022, 08:57:58 PM »
Let me go on record as stating I hope we never play a competitive athletic contest in central AR ever again. That is all.

<--- I'm with him

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2022, 08:58:20 PM »
Let me go on record as stating I hope we never play a competitive athletic contest in central AR ever again. That is all.

I second this.  Send it up for vote.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2022, 09:02:19 PM »
Hogs up to bat.

DVH argues but Leach was out by a mile from the beer garden.

Moore single to 1st.

Wallace full count. Walk with a pitch in the dirt. 1 out. Runners on 1-2.

Turner up to bat as DH. Diving play for the ball. Wallace out at 2nd.

Slavens up. 2 out. Runners at the corners. Full count.

Dropped ball  Moore steals home!!!!

Hogs win 2-1.






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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2022, 09:10:49 PM »
Thank goodness we won.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2022, 09:11:32 PM »
The Jet stole home fuckers.  The Jet stole home.

The first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy is awesome.  I mean he shoots Theo Tonin;  fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion;  pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flyin' it;  parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jumpstart the economy of a small country;  then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement - not once but two times;  he spends a couple days ridin' around with you - while you're lookin' for him;  and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age.  That's some badass shit.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2022, 09:35:54 PM »
Yes. Sorry for the bad battery management. Had it charging all the f****** way from Fort Smith to North Little Rock and it went from 12% to 50. Then, at the game, I had to keep up with all my Twitter peeps. It was rough.


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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2022, 09:38:00 PM »
Yes. Sorry for the bad battery management. Had it charging all the f****** way from Fort Smith to North Little Rock and it went from 12% to 50. Then, at the game, I had to keep up with all my Twitter peeps. It was rough.

Your back. I had it.

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Re: Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2022, 05:08:06 AM »
Your back. I had it.
Well, while you had it, did you fix it? Because I don't know what the hell I did, but I tweaked the hell out of it a week and a half ago.