Hogs vs UCA Bears—-Baseball

[Rick B.]

Sorry y'all. Been hobknobbing and minglin.

Here are the highlights so far:

Hogs have 2 hits. That's about it.

Bears just got their first hit. Top 5.

Score is zero point zero zero to zero.

On the bright side, there's a kid whining behind me.

[Thin Red Swine]

Who broke Woopig, this time?

Anybody else get this image while it was down?

[Rick B.]

Fuck this janky ass piece of shit ballpark. Like 5 fucking concessions stands. All have had a mile long line since 30 minutes before first pitch. There are like 4 bathrooms.

I jumped in the pee line as Dylan Blind Sow Leach came up to bat. Thought I could pee and get back quickly. F that. I exit the bathroom as the inning is ending.

Hogs lead 1-0 after 5. Leach with the RBI single. I think.

[Rick B.]

Shit heads tie it up.

1-1 after 5.5.

[Rick B.]

Crowd is blah AF.

[Rick B.]

GDMFS.

What modern public place where thousands of people gather doesn't have free wifi these days??

FUCK THIS JANKY ASS STADIUM.

It has so much potential. Wasted.

[Rick B.]

Absolutely nothing has happened recently. Top 8. Cubs are batting. 1 out. Runner at first. Tied 1-1. Goddamn kid behind me is still fucking screaming. Concession lines take no less than 30 minutes to get thru. Fuck this janky fucking fuck of a fucking park.

[Buffinator]

Solid effort on the PBP.  I'm enjoying the narration.

[Rick B.]

Solid effort on the PBP.  I'm enjoying the narration.

Your sarcasm is seeping thru.

Bot 8. Wallace, Turner, Slavens. This is our inning!!

Wallace walks. Meeting at the mound.

New pitcher for the teddy bears. No one cares what his name is but his parents and his boyfriend. NTTAWWT.

My phone is at 5%.

[Buffinator]

Your sarcasm is seeping thru.

No idea what you're talking about.

[Too Big Pig]

I got this due to Ricks lack of battery management.

Bottom of the 9th. Hogs win? Free baseball?

[Too Big Pig]

My wife left during the 2nd to get a pretzel. I didn't see her again to the 8th.

Lead off batter walks. Pinch runner Varnado in.

[Buffinator]

Did she at least come back with your pretzel?

[Too Big Pig]

Varnado thrown out at 2nd. 1 out.

[Too Big Pig]

Did she at least come back with your pretzel?

I got a bratwurst. Was fine without her. Went through the beer line three times.

[Too Big Pig]

Webb and Stoval strike out. Free baseball.

[Too Big Pig]

UCA steals 3rd.

Strikes out to screw up the sac run.

Flies out to end the winning.

Bottom of the 10th

[Barton Fink]

Let me go on record as stating I hope we never play a competitive athletic contest in central AR ever again. That is all.

[Buffinator]

Let me go on record as stating I hope we never play a competitive athletic contest in central AR ever again. That is all.

I second this.  Send it up for vote.

[Too Big Pig]

Hogs up to bat.

DVH argues but Leach was out by a mile from the beer garden.

Moore single to 1st.

Wallace full count. Walk with a pitch in the dirt. 1 out. Runners on 1-2.

Turner up to bat as DH. Diving play for the ball. Wallace out at 2nd.

Slavens up. 2 out. Runners at the corners. Full count.

Dropped ball  Moore steals home!!!!

Hogs win 2-1.

[Buffinator]

Thank goodness we won.

[Vito Porkleone]

The Jet stole home fuckers.  The Jet stole home.

[Rick B.]

Yes. Sorry for the bad battery management. Had it charging all the f****** way from Fort Smith to North Little Rock and it went from 12% to 50. Then, at the game, I had to keep up with all my Twitter peeps. It was rough.

[Too Big Pig]

Yes. Sorry for the bad battery management. Had it charging all the f****** way from Fort Smith to North Little Rock and it went from 12% to 50. Then, at the game, I had to keep up with all my Twitter peeps. It was rough.

Your back. I had it.

[Rick B.]

Your back. I had it.

Well, while you had it, did you fix it? Because I don't know what the hell I did, but I tweaked the hell out of it a week and a half ago.