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Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« on: April 27, 2022, 07:47:34 AM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks baseball team gets back into SEC action this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Friday’s game begins at 6:30PM and is available on SEC+ or the Watch ESPN app. Saturday’s game begins at 7:00PM and will be televised on ESPN2. Sunday’s game begins at 12:00Noon and will be televised on ESPN. Everyone is gunning for us now and I expect to see 42 left handed pitchers from the Old Piss team. Hopefully our series winning streak starts over this weekend. We seem to be sputtering a little right now, but we need this series and hopefully we sweep these pastel blue wearing asses. Does anyone know if the fat Bastard wearing the white kids shades is still playing first? Andy way, as usual, GO HOGS! I may be available for PBP For Friday’s game unless Dirk wants it. Let the hate for all things Old Piss begin….

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2022, 08:59:39 AM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks baseball team gets back into SEC action this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Friday’s game begins at 6:30PM and is available on SEC+ or the Watch ESPN app. Saturday’s game begins at 7:00PM and will be televised on ESPN2. Sunday’s game begins at 12:00Noon and will be televised on ESPN. Everyone is gunning for us now and I expect to see 42 left handed pitchers from the Old Piss team. Hopefully our series winning streak starts over this weekend. We seem to be sputtering a little right now, but we need this series and hopefully we sweep these pastel blue wearing asses. Does anyone know if the fat Bastard wearing the white kids shades is still playing first? Andy way, as usual, GO HOGS! I may be available for PBP For Friday’s game unless Dirk wants it. Let the hate for all things Old Piss begin….
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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2022, 09:41:57 AM »
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Should have posted that on 4/25

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2022, 10:06:46 AM »
As awesome as that play was, I still can't believe we threw the pass 11 yards short of the line to gain. 

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2022, 10:19:53 AM »
As awesome as that play was, I still can't believe we threw the pass 11 yards short of the line to gain.

You literally cannot help yourself, can you?

The whole freakin play was designed, more or less.  If you catch the ball short of the first down marker, toss it backwards as a fumble and cross your fingers that someone can recover it. 


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2022, 10:22:55 AM »
You literally cannot help yourself, can you?

The whole freakin play was designed, more or less.  If you catch the ball short of the first down marker, toss it backwards as a fumble and cross your fingers that someone can recover it. 



Brah, it wasn't designed like that.  It's not a hook and lateral, he threw that ball halfway across the field in the direction of a bunch of jerseys.  We just lucked out that it was a gifted future NFL back it landed in front of instead of a gifted Ole Miss defender.

There is no good play for 4th and 25, though.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2022, 10:55:54 AM »
Brah, it wasn't designed like that.  It's not a hook and lateral, he threw that ball halfway across the field in the direction of a bunch of jerseys.  We just lucked out that it was a gifted future NFL back it landed in front of instead of a gifted Ole Miss defender.

There is no good play for 4th and 25, though.

That's exactly what I mean by planned.  If you catch the ball short of the first down, lateral it backwards in an attempt to keep the ball alive.  Of course he didn't PLAN to lateral it backwards to Alex Collins.   That's what I mean by "designed".   


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2022, 10:57:56 AM »

There is no good play for 4th and 25, though.

Somebody should create one or threve. Then just run that all game. So simple

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2022, 11:25:34 AM »
As awesome as that play was, I still can't believe we threw the pass 11 yards short of the line to gain.

And against the sideline.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2022, 11:34:23 AM »
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C'mon man. You can NOT post that image without including this one. That's flat out Hog Heresy!


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2022, 11:53:19 AM »
C'mon man. You can NOT post that image without including this one. That's flat out Hog Heresy!



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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2022, 12:11:26 PM »
Somebody needs to do a side by side, synced up gif of glory there.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2022, 12:50:18 PM »
As awesome as that play was, I still can't believe we threw the pass 11 yards short of the line to gain.


Well, of course we did.  Had we thrown it for a first down, there would've been no need to lateral it backwards to gain the first down. 

C'mon man!

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2022, 03:02:40 PM »
Somebody needs to do a side by side, synced up gif of glory there.

Here, let me post this ONE MORE TIME for those who can't read or don't read the posts above before they post.

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,93735.msg2830614.html#msg2830614


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2022, 03:11:39 PM »
Here, let me post this ONE MORE TIME for those who can't read or don't read the posts above before they post.

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,93735.msg2830614.html#msg2830614

Those aren’t really, you know, “side by side.”


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2022, 03:16:01 PM »
Those aren’t really, you know, “side by side.”

Y'all are so technical and precise.  Geez.  It's close enough.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2022, 03:16:07 PM »
Those aren’t really, you know, “side by side.”

Give him a break. He needs GPS to get from Ft. Smith to NLR.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2022, 03:25:28 PM »
Those aren’t really, you know, “side by side.”

Nor are they synced up. I did see that post when it was posted. Let it run a few times and it quickly got to the point where their sorrow started at the beginning of the play and elation on the conversion

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2022, 03:34:48 PM »
Nor are they synced up. I did see that post when it was posted. Let it run a few times and it quickly got to the point where their sorrow started at the beginning of the play and elation on the conversion

Lord.  Y'all are SO HARD to please!!  Good gosh.  Prior to Game 1 Friday, I'll have a side by side gif of those synced up, just for you ungrateful ingrates.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2022, 03:51:46 PM »
Is this any better?


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2022, 03:54:42 PM »
Is this any better?



You really should hold one monitor above the other while it's playing. And add auditory description for the visually impaired, you insensitive bastard.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2022, 05:50:31 PM »
You really should hold one monitor above the other while it's playing. And add auditory description for the visually impaired, you insensitive bastard.

Throw in braille too.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2022, 09:50:09 PM »
The Hogpen line has leveled up. This is from 3 pm this afternoon. And the second pic is my sidewalk next door neighbor.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2022, 10:09:40 AM »
As awesome as that play was, I still can't believe we threw the pass 11 yards short of the line to gain.
Yeah, I'm sure that was the called play.  ::) ::)

"Hey Brandon, let's throw a pass 14 yards short of the first down and lose the game."

Jesus Christ we have some dumb fans.