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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #100 on: April 30, 2022, 08:04:20 PM »
For the second night in a row we’ve been unlucky as fuck.  Scorching the shit out of the ball right at their fielders. 

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #101 on: April 30, 2022, 08:06:39 PM »
For the second night in a row we’ve been unlucky as fuck.  Scorching the shit out of the ball right at their fielders.
If runs were scored as soon as you reach third, we would be undefeated.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #102 on: April 30, 2022, 08:10:16 PM »
What has surprised me the most this season is we haven’t had very many “big” innings where we put up a bunch of runs. We simply have not been hitting very well. Hot take I know.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #103 on: April 30, 2022, 08:16:07 PM »
Man bun with the foul catch. Klan leads 2-1 after 4.

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« Reply #104 on: April 30, 2022, 08:16:47 PM »
What has surprised me the most this season is we haven’t had very many “big” innings where we put up a bunch of runs. We simply have not been hitting very well. Hot take I know.

This team hasn't been able to get clutch hits. We've blown a ton of scoring opportunities. Right now our two best players (Wallace and Moore) are in a slump. We don't have the hitters behind them to pick up the slack. Hope like hell we peak late.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #105 on: April 30, 2022, 08:17:10 PM »
What has surprised me the most this season is we haven’t had very many “big” innings where we put up a bunch of runs. We simply have not been hitting very well. Hot take I know.

That's generally because every single guy tries to hit a home run every time.   Except maybe Turner, and oddly enough he has the highest average on the team.  Not sure how that works.   ::)

The rare times we get more than one guy on base, the next guy pops up or whiffs on a massive uppercut swing.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #106 on: April 30, 2022, 08:19:47 PM »
That's generally because every single guy tries to hit a home run every time.   Except maybe Turner, and oddly enough he has the highest average on the team.  Not sure how that works.   ::)

The rare times we get more than one guy on base, the next guy pops up or whiffs on a massive uppercut swing.
Or hits into a DP.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #107 on: April 30, 2022, 08:22:16 PM »
Fuck Elko and his torn vagina. Tired of hearing about it.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #108 on: April 30, 2022, 08:24:28 PM »
Fuck Elko and his torn vagina. Tired of hearing about it.

Well, right now he can go sit on the bench and nurse it.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #109 on: April 30, 2022, 08:29:14 PM »
Do we have anyone coming in next year after a bunch of these guys are gone that can actually hit? We have 2 hits so far. Our whole team is in a slump.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #110 on: April 30, 2022, 08:32:03 PM »
Webb says fuck your lead and HOMERS TO LEFT! Hogs lead 3-2.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #111 on: April 30, 2022, 08:34:59 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #112 on: April 30, 2022, 08:35:42 PM »
Do we have anyone coming in next year after a bunch of these guys are gone that can actually hit? We have 2 hits so far. Our whole team is in a slump.
Was thinking this same thing. We lose a shitload off this team. Turner, Battles, Moore, Lanzilli, Webb, Slavens. Not sure if Wallace is draft eligible.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #113 on: April 30, 2022, 08:37:26 PM »
Hogs lead 3-2 after 5.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #114 on: April 30, 2022, 08:38:33 PM »
Was thinking this same thing. We lose a shitload off this team. Turner, Battles, Moore, Lanzilli, Webb, Slavens. Not sure if Wallace is draft eligible.

Pretty sure Wallace is eligible.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #115 on: April 30, 2022, 08:43:36 PM »
Smith on fire. Strikes out the side.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #116 on: April 30, 2022, 08:54:17 PM »
He was safe at second. The second baseman never had the ball.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #117 on: April 30, 2022, 08:56:12 PM »
Even for the SEC I can't believe that ump called it that way live.

That was not on the same planet as a catch and dropped transfer.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #118 on: April 30, 2022, 08:56:52 PM »
Need a clutch hit here.


Jalen strike out swinging at the same pitch three times. No adjustment.


Well, that went about how I expected. Zero threat.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #119 on: April 30, 2022, 08:57:32 PM »
Even for the SEC I can't believe that ump called it that way live.

That was not on the same planet as a catch and dropped transfer.
I can’t believe they got it right on replay. And Battles is lost at the plate.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #120 on: April 30, 2022, 08:58:59 PM »
Hogs lead 3-2 after 6. And we strand 2, as usual.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #121 on: April 30, 2022, 09:00:35 PM »
Hogs lead 3-2 after 6. And we strand 2, as usual.
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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #122 on: April 30, 2022, 09:01:16 PM »
Taylor in to pitch for the Hogs.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #123 on: April 30, 2022, 09:02:36 PM »
I’d have sent him back out there.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #124 on: April 30, 2022, 09:02:39 PM »
Was smith tired?

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