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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2022, 01:04:20 PM »
Yeah, I'm sure that was the called play.  ::) ::)

"Hey Brandon, let's throw a pass 14 yards short of the first down and lose the game."

Jesus Christ we have some dumb fans.

At no time did I say that wasn't the called/designed play.  You guys need to stop trying to be so smart with your response.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2022, 02:53:31 PM »
At no time did I say that wasn't the called/designed play.  You guys need to stop trying to be so smart with your response.

So then just what WERE you saying?   

That it was called to be a Hail Mary and Allen went rogue?

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2022, 03:33:31 PM »
We're a few days into this thread and the discussion has largely centered on the crown jewel of Bert's tenure (which was the one time where we actually weren't the team derping away a game in the most embarrassing fashion). 

Jesus Christ, can this baseball series just get underway already.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2022, 04:44:28 PM »
So then just what WERE you saying?   

That it was called to be a Hail Mary and Allen went rogue?

The play worked. That’s all that mattered. I shouldn’t have written anything.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2022, 06:22:36 PM »
Dirk…you got PBP tonight?

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2022, 06:33:14 PM »
Top of the first. Noland on the mound.

Bench leads off for the klansmen.  Flies out to the gap in left center on the first pitch. 1 down.

Gonzales runs the count full. Flies out to Gregory in the corner in left at the foul pole. 2 down.

Elko singles to left. 1 on.

Graham takes strike 3 that was called a ball. 2-2 count. Grounds out weakly to first.

0-0 mid first.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2022, 06:41:44 PM »
Bottom of the first. Hogs up. Delucia starts for Old Piss.

Wallace leads off. Singles to left.

Slavens hits into a 4-6-3 DP. 2 away.

Turner singles to left.

Moore bloops a single to right. Moore fucks up and thinks the throw is going to third and is picked off first trying to get back to the bag.

0-0 after 1.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2022, 06:50:11 PM »
Top of the second.

Alderman leads off. Walks.

Leatherwood grounds into a force out at second. Runner safe at first. 1 down.

McCants singles to right. Runners at first and second.

Chatagnier flies out to right. Runner moves to third. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Dunhurst goes down swinging.

0-0 mid second.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2022, 06:58:42 PM »
Bottom second.

Ibuprofen singles to left.

Battles goes down swinging. Ibuprofen is thrown out attempting to steal second. 2 away.

Stovall goes down swinging.

0-0 after 2. We look like clown shoes.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2022, 07:01:43 PM »
On pace for 9 double plays.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2022, 07:04:16 PM »
Top of the third. I think every hitter the klan has sent to the plate have been LHH.

Bench flies out to short. 1 away.

Gonzales singles to right. 1 on.

Elko hits into a 6-4-3 DP.

0-0 mid third.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2022, 07:10:28 PM »
Bottom of the third.

Webb singles to left.

Gregory flies to foul territory near third. Third baseman and shortstop collide and the ball is dropped. 3-2 count. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

Wallace takes two strikes that were outside. Fuck this ump. Wallace goes down swinging. Webb takes second, but the ump rules Wallace interfered with the catcher. Webb out.

Weird game.

0-0 thru 3.

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« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2022, 07:15:09 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2022, 07:17:29 PM »
Wow. This game.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2022, 07:17:35 PM »
On pace for 9 double plays.
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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2022, 07:18:49 PM »
Wow. This game.
How many times can we fuck up?

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2022, 07:19:33 PM »
Top of the fourth.

Graham doubles to the corner in right.

Alderman singles to right. Run scores. Throw goes back to first and Alderman is tagged out. 1-0 Klan. 1 out.

Leatherwood flies out to left. 2 down.

McCants goes down swinging.

Landsharts lead 1-0 mid fourth.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2022, 07:20:08 PM »
We're finding ways to fuck up.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2022, 07:25:15 PM »
Bottom of the fourth.

Slavens leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 down.

Turner flies to left. Left fielder can’t get to it. Turner makes second. 1 on.

Moore flies out to the track in right. Wind held it up or it would have been gone. Turner moves to third. 2 away.

Ibuprofen goes down looking.

Hogs trail 1-0 after 4.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2022, 07:36:49 PM »
Top of the fifth.

Chatagnier flies out to second. 1 down.

Dunhurst singles to right.

Bench singles to short right. Hit and run. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Gonzales goes down swinging. 2 away.

Elko doubles  to right. Run scores. Runners at second and third. Klan leads 2-0. 2 outs.

Graham singles to left. 2 score. Klan leads 4-0. Runner at first, 2 away.

Alderman grounds to Moore who tags second for the force.

Black bears lead 4-0.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2022, 07:47:27 PM »
Bottom of the fifth.

Battles leads off. Lines out to third. 1 down.

Stovall grounds out to second. 2 down

Webb with a full count. Goes down swinging.

Hogs trail 4-0 after 5.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2022, 07:53:57 PM »
Top of the sixth. We shit the bed early, and it is still shitty.

Leatherwood doubles to right.

McCants grounds out to first. Runner moves to third. 1 down.

Chatagnier grounds back to Noland. He looks the runner back at third and tosses to Stovall for the out. 2 away.

Dunhurst flies softly to left. Gregory dives for the catch and out number three.

4-0 Webels mid sixth.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2022, 07:59:24 PM »
This team.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2022, 08:00:25 PM »
Bottom of the sixth.

Gregory leads off. Goes down looking. 1 away. 8 Ks for the Landsharts.

Wallace goes down swinging. 2 away. Not our night again.

Slavens flies out to the track in center.

4-0 Shitheads after 6

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2022, 08:07:02 PM »
Top of the seventh.

Bench singles up the middle. 1 on.

Gonzales walks. Runners at first and second. No outs.

Elko grounds to Wallace who tags third for the force and then throws to first for the DP.

Graham with the intentional walk. Runners at first and second. 2 away.

Alderman grounds to short who tosses to Moore for the force.

4-0 Klan mid 7.

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